[slowlikehoney1996]

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

[lil-peebo]

[sugary--sheep]

the untranslatable concept of "lowkirkenuinely"

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[mrsterlingeverything]

Need dick asap -sent from my lovephone

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[4chansbest]

[frangiponi]

rosewaterpreserves

[thecolorblockcurator]

Summer at the Dacha, Sergei Arsenevich Vinogradov

[alreadyontomorrow]

I will serve cunt again just give me a Minute

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[pjackk]

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

[hr-rep]

Ilya’s next seduction attempt if the shower up-down hadn’t worked

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Slayyyter is so fucking good at making hyperpop that the internet has to rediscover the fact she’s cisgender every other day

[hotgirlmeg]

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah