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[ousmanedembele]

ousmanedembele -> mosalahd

[ousmanedembele]

mosalahd -> ousmanedembele

[halfcourts]

i want 2 know how You 🫵🏽 became a fan of your football (⚽) team !

pick the strongest reason:

1. they're my local or hometown team

2. they're the team my favorite player plays or played for

3. team is a family heirloom that was passed down 2me

4. Real People of team had Fiction w/ each other (**moreso than 1, 2, or 3)

5. im Thierry Henry (bald/nuanced) - tell me in the tags + spare no detail !!!

6. results button

Voting ended onAug 5

[ousmanedembele]

every day i miss darwin nuñez

[alicentsbutterflies]

world cup be like what if you FELL DOWN and then you FELL DOWN and while you FELL DOWN you FELL DOWN???

[alicentsbutterflies]

what if you FELL DOWN and had NO SHOTS ON GOAL and you were WASHED and FORTY FIVE YEARS OLD

[ousmanedembele]

my brother suddenly getting into football this wc and trying to come in with differing views like i haven't carefully been cultivating a specific set of opinions for our non-invested parents to hold for the past decade

[ousmanedembele]

so happy club football is coming back now all the casual watchers are gone and it’s just us freaks left. as god intended.

[mccleans]

messi highlights no footage found

[bintro]

remember real football is back next year

[saltaired]

ground opens up under the argentina goal and swallows up emi martinez to the deepest layer of hell hallelujah

[ousmanedembele]

actually i’m going to bed. seeing what the final score ended up being when i wake up will be like christmas morning or sumn

[ousmanedembele]

i see the unserious game kept getting even more unserious

[onlymosalah]

[saltaired]

just all a bit mad isn’t it like you’re not allowed to stand up for victims of genocide and war but you can incite violence if you’re lionel messi and co

[saliba2]

let’s all remember haiti was forced to change their kit design and remove references of its independence due to ‘political imagery’

[ousmanedembele]

actually i’m going to bed. seeing what the final score ended up being when i wake up will be like christmas morning or sumn

[ousmanedembele]

les gars c’est quoi hein? 🤨

[owlservice]

You'd think they were being executed

[teamroscoes]

les mecs veulent juste partir des usa et aller en vacances. plus vite le match sera fini, plus vite ils prendront l'avion.

[ousmanedembele]

safaera is the most genius horny song i ever heard. the 10 beat switches literally never get old.