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DARK MOON SPECIAL ALBUM 'MEMORABILIA' Concept Photo “Trust no one. Don’t put your guard down.” 2024.05.13 18:00 KST

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Ni-ki: *to Jay, about Heeseung* He's acting like the impression of him we do behind his back

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Sunghoon: *summoning an army of pigeons using a pigeon puppet* Jungwon: I don't know what worries me most... that this actually works, or that Sunghoon carries around a pigeon puppet

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Jake: Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you Sunoo: You're so naïve, Jake. You see the good in everybody even when it's not there. You're living in a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England

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Ni-ki: Can I ride this scooter outside? Jungwon: I'm not your dad, do what you want Ni-ki: Okay! Jungwon: Not in the street!

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Sunghoon: *texting Jungwon* Are you showering? Jungwon: No Sunghoon: Without me? /: Jungwon: I’m not showering

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Jake: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends Sunoo: ... Your what? Jake: My friends Ni-ki: Are they saying “friends”? Heeseung: I think they're being sarcastic Jay: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Bro, all of your friends are in this room Jake: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks

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Jay: Good morning to everyone except Heeseung who, at 2-am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: “Will there be a buffet?”

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Sunghoon: Guys, I don’t know how much longer I can pretend to know what engineers do. Like, I genuinely have no clue what engineering even means Sunoo: My dad is an engineer. He just goes to work and comes back, I don’t know

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Jake: I'm a lover, not a fighter Jungwon: Well today, you're a victim. *grabs Jake and drags him to dance practice*

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Sunoo: Where’s Heeseung? Jungwon: Somewhere disappointing Jesus

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Jake: We've known each other for a long time, right? You've come to respect me? Ni-ki: Sure Jake: Well, get ready to stop

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Sunghoon: *in court* Your Honour, my client would like to plead oopsie daisies

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Heeseung: If something happened to Ni-ki… I couldn’t live with myself Jungwon: Of course you wouldn’t have to because I would kill you

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Jay: I despise “How are you?” as a greeting. People rarely expect you to answer honestly Sunoo: I often respond with “well I’ve got this far” and some days it’s “the horrors persist, but so do I”. Let them decide how much they want to pretend that I’m joking

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Jake: Sunghoon is in the other room explaining to Layla that even though we are going to bed early, she, the dog, is welcome to stay up

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Jungwon: Hello? Ni-ki: I found the killer, I'm in the back of his trunk right now Jungwon: *faints*