OutaContext

Out of Context, I make no sense. That’s it. That’s the joke.

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My friends

Me in 2016, not knowing what Asextuallity was: *Internally* There’s no way he’s gay. I mean, he’s never been with a girl,but he’s also never really shone interest in someone. Could he really be gay?

My closeted friend in 2016: Are you okay?

Me: No.

My friend in 2018: So... to summarize, I’m gay.

Me:*very loudly* I fucking knew it!

All my friends:*look at me like I’m insane*

Me a few days ago: So, after some self reflecting, I think I might be... asexual...

All my friends, every time I said it: I fucking knew it!

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One day...

One day, your going to meet someone. At first, there going to seem like a real pain in the ass. Then, you get to know them better, and realize they aren’t that horrible, and that they are a good person. You soon grow to love them, whether as a friend, family, or something more. You hate to see them upset, and you want to give them a hug when they are at their worst. 

Then the author is going to KILL THEM OFF because they spent all this time building up this character to only rip them away from you the minute you start to like them. 

You know who I’m talking about. 

But if you haven’t experience this soul crushing feeling, I envy you. Because all the characters you love are still alive in canon and haven’t been killed off yet. And you don’t have to think about how this will effect your view of the story forever. 

I’ll leave on that note. 

[northstarus]

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Because some asshole at the beginning of time thought that “emotions” would be “essential” to create humans, and did that instead of making badass robots.

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Face Bruise

So my cousin hit me in the face and now it really hurts, but all I can think is “awesome, I’m going to have a cool Shiro nose bruise!” I also think I may have a concussion. I’m choosing to focus on the cool nose scar instead. 

Update: It didn’t bruise. I’m somewhat disappointed. But on the plus side, I don’t have a concussion!