My friends
Me in 2016, not knowing what Asextuallity was: *Internally* There’s no way he’s gay. I mean, he’s never been with a girl,but he’s also never really shone interest in someone. Could he really be gay?
My closeted friend in 2016: Are you okay?
Me: No.
My friend in 2018: So... to summarize, I’m gay.
Me:*very loudly* I fucking knew it!
All my friends:*look at me like I’m insane*
Me a few days ago: So, after some self reflecting, I think I might be... asexual...
All my friends, every time I said it: I fucking knew it!








