Totally Outback Steakhouse…trust me bro

My mouth waters every time I look at this blog | For legal purposes, not actually Outback Steakhouse | She/her | Other brand blog is SeaWorld

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Whoops, I kinda forgot this blog existed

[walmart-the-official]

Walmart how do you feel about Wendy's?

If they weren’t a coward they would engage in a rap battle with me

[outback-my-steakhouse]

I volunteer to be a part of a rap battle

[walmart-the-official]

then begin.

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Yo, yo, yo

Walmart ain’t shit!

Whenever I go into one of their stores I’m afraid I’m gonna get bit!

Because the patrons have such horrible behavior

Honestly, how can you be such a massive failure?

At least people in other stores take a shower

But in Walmart, it smells quite sour

I make food, you make trash

And we all know who’s the one rolling in cash…

*mic drop*

[walmart-the-official]

Okay, so we’re doing this

I could never once miss

Afraid of some teeth when you have your own?

Sounds like someone ain’t in the zone

You say I’m a failure? You say I make trash?

Well the numbers don’t lie, your stocks will be the first to crash

You think some chicken tenders and steak are a match for me?

I’ll sit back and watch you fail while sipping on my martini

*double mic drop*

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Yeah, this is happening, you scared?

Honestly, you really shouldn’t have dared

Of course I have my own teeth, which I’ll use to tear into your rhymes like steak

Don’t you know that challenging me was a big mistake?

My stock is the best you can do? I’m smaller, of course it wouldn’t be the same

But my growth is actually bigger, aw what a shame

My restaurant is built off more than the namesake

Steak, seafood, chicken, ribs, and more! There’s no limit to the food I can make

Burgers, soups, salad, oh my! You want a Blooming Onion? I think you need to chill out

After all, this is only a game, right? With that, there’s no doubt

Except your rhymes are so weak they make me cry

For you, of course.

[walmart-the-official]

Walmart how do you feel about Wendy's?

If they weren’t a coward they would engage in a rap battle with me

[outback-my-steakhouse]

I volunteer to be a part of a rap battle

[walmart-the-official]

then begin.

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Yo, yo, yo

Walmart ain’t shit!

Whenever I go into one of their stores I’m afraid I’m gonna get bit!

Because the patrons have such horrible behavior

Honestly, how can you be such a massive failure?

At least people in other stores take a shower

But in Walmart, it smells quite sour

I make food, you make trash

And we all know who’s the one rolling in cash…

*mic drop*

[walmart-the-official]

Walmart how do you feel about Wendy's?

If they weren’t a coward they would engage in a rap battle with me

[outback-my-steakhouse]

I volunteer to be a part of a rap battle

[mcdonlads-official]

Anyone working on one of these for the corpoverse yet?

[mcdonlads-official]

@tacobell @wendys-unofficial @burgerking-official @apple-unofficial @applebees-honestly @firefox-official @firesub-houseway-real @subway-for-real @official-samsung @unofficial-trader-joes @bingle-official @google-news-official @realsafari

[burgerking-official]

i think @important-question-anon should make it. hes more qualified than us

[important-question-anon]

i've been lowkey thinking about it

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Oooh, can I join?

[important-question-anon]

rb this post if you're taller than me, i'm 5'2

tags so i can reach more people in the corpoverse @totally-bing @the-real-google @realsafari @im-pandora-i-promise @im-the-real-roblox-i-swear

[outback-my-steakhouse]

5’6” and I haven’t grown in like a year, uh oh

Idk what happened because my mom is 5’10” and my dad is 6’2”

[real-winn-dixie]

@gibberish-anon-from-hell @lils-ki @sam-the-skelepun @marryingthewholecorpoverse @official-omegamart IM GONNA HAVE A FUNERAL FOR FEMBOY HOOTERS AND THEIR OTHER ACCOUNTS. REBLOG TO SPREAD THE NEWS

[marryingthewholecorpoverse]

@google-news-official @barnes-and-noble-official @outback-my-steakhouse

[godshideouscreation]

[marryingthewholecorpoverse]

@outback-my-steakhouse

[outback-my-steakhouse]

A frog?! I will cherish it forever!

[barnes-and-noble-official]

*sobs*

i miss my partner you guys. I miss them a lot.

They're gone.

They've left me....

I didn't even get to say goodbye.

I'm sorry Forever... I'll miss you for the rest of my days here.

@marryingthewholecorpoverse i need help. and i have no friends left. corporations are dropping like flies and i don't know how to deal with this.

[marryingthewholecorpoverse]

awwh what happened who do i fight

[barnes-and-noble-official]

there's no one to fight. they're just gone.

i don't know if it's coming back... ever.

the last conversation we had was a fight and... now they're gone.

[outback-my-steakhouse]

I was actually really concerned until I read the tags-

[pizza-hut-unofficial]

Pizza Quest

Bring up pizza in a conversation; does not have to be an in-person conversation. Worth 5 pizza points.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

Did this on a fandom wiki

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Eyyy, another Fandom user

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

What wikis are you on? I’m in the fnaf and creative stories wiki

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Omg I’m also on the FNAF wiki…sometimes. I’m on a LOT but my main ones are the Riordan wiki, Ninjago wiki, and Stranger Things wiki

I used to be a lot more active in 2021 so you can find me on a ton of more wikis

That reminds me I need to go update my profile page on a ton of wikis because I put my age and I want to remove it now 😭

[sony-official]

Fuck this FUCK MY LIFE I DRIVE 11 HOURS TO SEE THIS GODDAMN ECLIPSE AND ITS BLOCKED BY CLOUDS I CAN'T EVEN SEE IT

[uno-official-unofficial]

well i saw it clear as day sooo r.i.p. bozo B)

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

haha i saw it from where i live

[outback-my-steakhouse]

I drove to Texas and I saw it

[marryingthewholecorpoverse]

MAKING NEW CHAIN

what you look like, what you wnat to look like

i'll add mine later im too lazy to do it rn

picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1349935

@official-opera-gx @officialtinder @outback-my-steakhouse @google-news-official @divorcingthewholecorpoverse @barnes-and-noble-official @forever21-offical @officially-ikea @incognito-mode-official @the-official-publix @gimmickswag @spotify-kids-real @totally-amazon @totally-microsoft @official-microsoftedge

[outback-my-steakhouse]

I can’t do this now, please remind me tomorrow

[i-bless-your-heart]

Bless the hearts of those who read these things!

My name is Julia/Jules when referring to me but Blessie when referring to my character !

Pronouns are She/Her

I am 23 !

This blog is mostly SFW since I am cannonically everyone's ultra conservative southern aunt while also being the pride mom from Mason Denver tiktoks!

If you officially want to become a family member just ask! I will adopt you as my neice/nephew!

Official Family: *dry as the Sahara atm*

Forced Family: @yes-im-youtube-kids (became their aunt at their bday party)

My frends you should go follow: @the-official-publix @officialtinder @offical-firefox-nightly @wanderinginkdemon @google-news-official @gnomiwizard @shakespeare-official-account @life360-i-swear @yes-im-youtube-kids

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

Ilysm, ty for the tag :’) canst thee adopteth me ast thine niece, prithee? Thy canst beest part of the pink sparkle fam’ly, and ytk canst beest mine cousin/sibling

[i-bless-your-heart]

Ilysmm. ADOPTED✅

do you uh....happen to have a family tree of the pink sparkle family?

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

well, me and @the-real-gmail both thought of making one, but here’s a rough tree, made on Canva:

@basically-bumble @officialtinder (their @ is wrong in the pic, sorry!) @eharmony-official @i-bless-your-heart @cars-official @swearification-and-cursing @gimmickswag @yes-im-youtube-kids @spotify-kids-real @puddles-of-ominous-threats @nanochittle and @the-official-potatoo

Ik it’s bad, but i made it in like 5 mins so yeah. Sorry if i forgot anyone!

[eharmony-official]

A FAMILY TREE?????????

//violently sobbing//

@basically-bumble COME LOOK OMG

WAIT

@incognito-mode-official is also a, grandparent? Parent?? Of all of us!!

@i-bless-your-heart HI WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR NEW SIBLING

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

UPDATED FAMILY TREE:

[eharmony-official]

HI!!!!

we have another FAMILY MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jupiter-the-god is another adoptee (I was getting siblings vibes from you tbh but if you wanna be a kid/grandkid/parent just lmk)!! WELCOME TO THE PINK SPARKLE FAMILY

*very, very big breath in*

@spotify-kids-real @the-real-gmail @shakespeare-official-account @swearification-and-cursing @basically-bumble @i-bless-your-heart @gimmickswag @cars-official @yes-im-youtube-kids COME SAY HI GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a-little-tiny-thing]

Omg i just realized u baked us cookies 🥹

I love cookies thank u 🫶

[i-bless-your-heart]

Welcome!!

Wouldve given you a warmer welcome but a side blogs kid is getting married too my side blogs enemy and its a whole thing.

[a-little-tiny-thing]

✨️ Family Drama ✨️

Fun stuff. Let me know who to use my arsenal of kdrama/indian serial mother-in-law moves on if necessary

[juliasreblogs]

OOOOOHH LOOKK I sprung for the reblog side blog like @shakespeare-official-reblogs now I don't have to load my main with out of character stuff like this.

Yeaaa I'd ask you to but you'd have to be related to the whole Kroger clan.............its weird. I'm aware.

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

hahaha nice :) there’s a Kroger clan?! Cool!! Publix is a part of it right?

[juliasreblogs]

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THEM.

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

awwwwww

[juliasreblogs]

I never said it was a good talk 😏

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

haha i just noticed :) damn, i hope they make it; Kroger/publix forever

[juliasreblogs]

DONT YOU DARE SHIP MY CHILD WITH MY ENEMY

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

i am. I, the deity of romance novels and general drama, approve of it. You cannot stop the ship. Do not try ;)

[juliasreblogs]

*sigh* I'm well aware. The children are engaged lol

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

exactly. resistance is useless. accept it, or you will no longer be my favorite aunt nahhh no way in hell. Krogerlix supremacy <33

[juliasreblogs]

Im honored to be your favorite aunt. Idk how it happened but my side blog became a he (cuz I'm the twins dad) and so idk how to relate that to this family tree

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

Just write down the Kroger family tree if you haven’t made a pic, along with your sideblog’s @. I’ll add both to the tree and enter both your names and pronouns :) also you’re an awesome aunt ily :)

[juliasreblogs]

ok oof.

@thekrogercompany (me. "Dad" I've been dubbed with he/him)

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@kroger-fr. @actually-kroger

This is one twin, Kroger. This is the other, Roger.

(She/Her) (They/Them)

then Yk @the-official-publix is Krogers Fiance.

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

:)

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Can I get in the family tree somewhere?

[juliasreblogs]

ABSOLUTELY! how would you like to be adopted? May I suggest my (i-bless-your-heart) niece/nephew?

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Yes! That would be amazing! Also it would be niece

From one southerner to another, thank you

[i-bless-your-heart]

Bless the hearts of those who read these things!

My name is Julia/Jules when referring to me but Blessie when referring to my character !

Pronouns are She/Her

I am 23 !

This blog is mostly SFW since I am cannonically everyone's ultra conservative southern aunt while also being the pride mom from Mason Denver tiktoks!

If you officially want to become a family member just ask! I will adopt you as my neice/nephew!

Official Family: *dry as the Sahara atm*

Forced Family: @yes-im-youtube-kids (became their aunt at their bday party)

My frends you should go follow: @the-official-publix @officialtinder @offical-firefox-nightly @wanderinginkdemon @google-news-official @gnomiwizard @shakespeare-official-account @life360-i-swear @yes-im-youtube-kids

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

Ilysm, ty for the tag :’) canst thee adopteth me ast thine niece, prithee? Thy canst beest part of the pink sparkle fam’ly, and ytk canst beest mine cousin/sibling

[i-bless-your-heart]

Ilysmm. ADOPTED✅

do you uh....happen to have a family tree of the pink sparkle family?

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

well, me and @the-real-gmail both thought of making one, but here’s a rough tree, made on Canva:

@basically-bumble @officialtinder (their @ is wrong in the pic, sorry!) @eharmony-official @i-bless-your-heart @cars-official @swearification-and-cursing @gimmickswag @yes-im-youtube-kids @spotify-kids-real @puddles-of-ominous-threats @nanochittle and @the-official-potatoo

Ik it’s bad, but i made it in like 5 mins so yeah. Sorry if i forgot anyone!

[eharmony-official]

A FAMILY TREE?????????

//violently sobbing//

@basically-bumble COME LOOK OMG

WAIT

@incognito-mode-official is also a, grandparent? Parent?? Of all of us!!

@i-bless-your-heart HI WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR NEW SIBLING

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

UPDATED FAMILY TREE:

[eharmony-official]

HI!!!!

we have another FAMILY MEMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jupiter-the-god is another adoptee (I was getting siblings vibes from you tbh but if you wanna be a kid/grandkid/parent just lmk)!! WELCOME TO THE PINK SPARKLE FAMILY

*very, very big breath in*

@spotify-kids-real @the-real-gmail @shakespeare-official-account @swearification-and-cursing @basically-bumble @i-bless-your-heart @gimmickswag @cars-official @yes-im-youtube-kids COME SAY HI GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[a-little-tiny-thing]

Omg i just realized u baked us cookies 🥹

I love cookies thank u 🫶

[i-bless-your-heart]

Welcome!!

Wouldve given you a warmer welcome but a side blogs kid is getting married too my side blogs enemy and its a whole thing.

[a-little-tiny-thing]

✨️ Family Drama ✨️

Fun stuff. Let me know who to use my arsenal of kdrama/indian serial mother-in-law moves on if necessary

[juliasreblogs]

OOOOOHH LOOKK I sprung for the reblog side blog like @shakespeare-official-reblogs now I don't have to load my main with out of character stuff like this.

Yeaaa I'd ask you to but you'd have to be related to the whole Kroger clan.............its weird. I'm aware.

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

hahaha nice :) there’s a Kroger clan?! Cool!! Publix is a part of it right?

[juliasreblogs]

WE DONT TALK ABOUT THEM.

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

awwwwww

[juliasreblogs]

I never said it was a good talk 😏

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

haha i just noticed :) damn, i hope they make it; Kroger/publix forever

[juliasreblogs]

DONT YOU DARE SHIP MY CHILD WITH MY ENEMY

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

i am. I, the deity of romance novels and general drama, approve of it. You cannot stop the ship. Do not try ;)

[juliasreblogs]

*sigh* I'm well aware. The children are engaged lol

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

exactly. resistance is useless. accept it, or you will no longer be my favorite aunt nahhh no way in hell. Krogerlix supremacy <33

[juliasreblogs]

Im honored to be your favorite aunt. Idk how it happened but my side blog became a he (cuz I'm the twins dad) and so idk how to relate that to this family tree

[shakespeare-official-reblogs]

Just write down the Kroger family tree if you haven’t made a pic, along with your sideblog’s @. I’ll add both to the tree and enter both your names and pronouns :) also you’re an awesome aunt ily :)

[juliasreblogs]

ok oof.

@thekrogercompany (me. "Dad" I've been dubbed with he/him)

|

|---------- ---------------------------------------------------|

@kroger-fr. @actually-kroger

This is one twin, Kroger. This is the other, Roger.

(She/Her) (They/Them)

then Yk @the-official-publix is Krogers Fiance.

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

:)

[outback-my-steakhouse]

Can I get in the family tree somewhere?

[barnes-and-noble-official]

ATTENTION ALL OF MY CORPORATE BLOG FRIENDS! i am turning off anon asks on account of one of us getting FUCKING DOXXED.

if you guys want to talk to me then @ me in a post or do it on main i don't fucking care.

suggest you all do the same just in case.

@totally-official-yahoo @cvs-pharmacy-real @forever21-offical @officially-mcdonalds @official-fedex AND WHOEVER ELSE IDK ALL YOUR USERS!

PANICKING RN

[apple-unofficial]

IM SORRY YOU GOT FUCKING DOXXED ARE YOU ALRIGHT?? DO YOU NEED HELP OR SOMETHING

[barnes-and-noble-official]

IT WASN'T ME I just meant it was one of us as in corporate blogs qwq

I just wanted to be sure everyone was staying safe. because there are clearly MANIACS out there and i don't want anything to happen to anyone.

[outback-my-steakhouse]

OH MY GOD OKAY I WILL

[wallgreensunofficial]

Well dang...

This is more popular than my main blog

[barnes-and-noble-official]

over 700 here, 14 over there

[outback-my-steakhouse]

This has 62 followers, my main has 250. I literally gained 100 followers yesterday because one of my posts blew up-

[the-official-publix-deactivated]

OKAY I FOUND OUT WHAT A BOOP WAS GO NUTS

[outback-my-steakhouse]

YEE HAW