Winn Dixie

Winn Dixie, it's a Winn Winn

[real-winn-dixie]

Welcome

Hi, welcome to Winn Dixie!

for legal reasons, this is a parody account

don’t be afraid to spam my asks

In fact, please spam my asks

Incredibly silly

he/him

trans pansexual ⚠️MINOR⚠️

I’m just a silly little guy who would do no harm

DNI:

racists

pedos

homophobes

transphobes

uhhh, if I ever reply/reblog with my main account I apologize, I don’t pay attention enough

ADHD, tics and anxiety

I exist guys! @literally-hottopic @its-sanrio-official @firefox-official @femboy-hooters-official @kroger-fr @the-magic-spencers @basically-bumble @official-toys-r-us @official-arbys @google-news-official @real-hottopic @the-real-gmail @the-real-google @definitely-hulu @definitely-youtube @barnes-and-noble-official

@fr-winn-dixie is my twin :3

I’ll probably add more to this later

thank you for shopping at Winn Dixie

[ricky-is-too-silly]

if it wasn't clear, my parents found out I had tumblr. I loved every single one of you, this was by far the best community I've ever been a part of. You guys were so amazing. I miss all of you @4pplec0re I don't think i have u in dms so you were amaizng artist and I have ur art saved and I still look back on it. I miss every single one of u you're so amazing. I'm sorry that this is goodbye, I wish I never got caught, you guys always brought me genuinely joy in really hard times. Ill miss you

[thedaygoesupinflames]

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

@thedreemer-artrequestsopen @an-obssesed-lesbrian15 @bisexualswordlady @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @cha0ticlesbian @mettallon @caroldanverofficial @padchai @kyky-maximoff @kamala-msmarvel-khan @agent-maria-hill @queer-red-panda @supermilkshakebanana @esmerxyaugusta @moongirlwidow @uniquedetectivejellie @simpforlizzie @slightlyobsessedwslytherins @london-affairs

[official-pietro-maximoff]

@pietros-wife @therealbuckybarnes @red-guardian-alexei-shostakov @thorodinson @theironcan @nighttimewitchgirl

[kates-woman]

@white-wolf-actually @whatarethooseshuri @clintbarton-thearrowguy @loki-laufeychild @laura-barton-shield @tonystark-official @virginia-pepper-potts01

[goddess-of-birds-deactivated202]

@alicerovai @annabeth-in-your-chase @azalea-romanoff @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @call-me-clemmie @chaotic-bi-demigirl @deluminatorillustrator @duothelingo @fuck-the-patriarchy-forever @godlyupsguy @hansoeii @kerimcberry @kamala-msmarvel-khan @linkeduniverse @loki-laufeychild @midtown-braincell-holder @moongirlwidow @mobius-m-mobius-speaks @neil-gaiman @nico-di-angelo-aaaaa @naviofortido @natendo-art @one-time-i-dreamt @official-pietro-maximoff @officialscottlang @prideknights @piper-mclean-raaa @peterparkermans @queer-red-panda @realamericachavez @shencomix @staff @scribbly-blue-hearts @the-god-of-sun @taylorswift @that-dam-son-of-poseidon @totally-not-kate-bishop @thecoolguy24601 @vanessahudgens @writing-prompt-s @yamisnuffles @zoe-can-see-the-stars-again

[childlike-fire]

Tagging everyone that shows up alphabetically until I hit max tags

@abisalli @anontthief @argoii-official @arden-in-space @badjokesbyjeff @business-as-usual-bats @bowiesnippleantennae @bnha-more-like-bnh-gay @biancalikesjunkyards @catasters @cannibalchicken @crystallizedtwilight @chamiryokuroi @cabin-12-resident-daddy-issues @doc-anders @drowns-your-posts @darkruinsqueen @discourse-slenderman @eviler-slenderman @erisnsn @everyone-is-a-punk @esoterictboy @e @firefox-official @frownyalfred @frank-zhang-skreee @flirtatious-slenderman @fluffyanimals @greelin @givethispromptatry @gimmick-remover @gotham-s-nightingale @gotham-its-too-early-for-this @hashtagonlyingotham @horsey-twinkletoes @hazel-is-confused @hearttjason @h @i-am-a-fish @incorrectbatfam @incorrect-waynemanor @iwillsarcasmthemonstersaway @icefireanimates @jason-graceeeeee @jaesntdd @j @just-shower-thoughts @jacksonharries @katsukisbimbo @killakalx

[gimmick-remover]

I found their gimmick and oh boy will I remove it

They are D I S G U S T I N G

[real-winn-dixie]

wait they have a gimmick account? Can you link so we can report???

[gimmick-remover]

I don't think they have

I am talking about their stupidity

That's their gimmick

[real-winn-dixie]

OH SORRY I DIDNG UNDERSTAND THE JOKE 😭

[real-winn-dixie]

imagine fitting the diagnosis criteria for Tourette's Syndrome but your parents STILL refuse to get you diagnosed? Could never be me

Uhhhh yeah tics are bad they were really bad today and I don't like tics

[yoursminehourss]

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

[real-winn-dixie]

@are-there-grammar-errors

[sushi1056]

That is the most passive aggressive thing I’ve ever seen. What do you mean, I can tag this blog whenever one body misses an apostrophe or comma that bothers me? I hope I’m never unfortunate enough to get reblogged with that blog tag

[real-winn-dixie]

You missed punctuation at the end of your last sentence.

[yoursminehourss]

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

[real-winn-dixie]

@are-there-grammar-errors

[thedaygoesupinflames]

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

[nev-valkyriesdottir]

@thedreemer-artrequestsopen @an-obssesed-lesbrian15 @bisexualswordlady @steh-lar-uh-nuhs @cha0ticlesbian @mettallon @caroldanverofficial @padchai @kyky-maximoff @kamala-msmarvel-khan @agent-maria-hill @queer-red-panda @supermilkshakebanana @esmerxyaugusta @moongirlwidow @uniquedetectivejellie @simpforlizzie @slightlyobsessedwslytherins @london-affairs

[official-pietro-maximoff]

@pietros-wife @therealbuckybarnes @red-guardian-alexei-shostakov @thorodinson @theironcan @nighttimewitchgirl

[kates-woman]

@white-wolf-actually @whatarethooseshuri @clintbarton-thearrowguy @loki-laufeychild @laura-barton-shield @tonystark-official @virginia-pepper-potts01

[goddess-of-birds-deactivated202]

@alicerovai @annabeth-in-your-chase @azalea-romanoff @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @call-me-clemmie @chaotic-bi-demigirl @deluminatorillustrator @duothelingo @fuck-the-patriarchy-forever @godlyupsguy @hansoeii @kerimcberry @kamala-msmarvel-khan @linkeduniverse @loki-laufeychild @midtown-braincell-holder @moongirlwidow @mobius-m-mobius-speaks @neil-gaiman @nico-di-angelo-aaaaa @naviofortido @natendo-art @one-time-i-dreamt @official-pietro-maximoff @officialscottlang @prideknights @piper-mclean-raaa @peterparkermans @queer-red-panda @realamericachavez @shencomix @staff @scribbly-blue-hearts @the-god-of-sun @taylorswift @that-dam-son-of-poseidon @totally-not-kate-bishop @thecoolguy24601 @vanessahudgens @writing-prompt-s @yamisnuffles @zoe-can-see-the-stars-again

[childlike-fire]

Tagging everyone that shows up alphabetically until I hit max tags

@abisalli @anontthief @argoii-official @arden-in-space @badjokesbyjeff @business-as-usual-bats @bowiesnippleantennae @bnha-more-like-bnh-gay @biancalikesjunkyards @catasters @cannibalchicken @crystallizedtwilight @chamiryokuroi @cabin-12-resident-daddy-issues @doc-anders @drowns-your-posts @darkruinsqueen @discourse-slenderman @eviler-slenderman @erisnsn @everyone-is-a-punk @esoterictboy @e @firefox-official @frownyalfred @frank-zhang-skreee @flirtatious-slenderman @fluffyanimals @greelin @givethispromptatry @gimmick-remover @gotham-s-nightingale @gotham-its-too-early-for-this @hashtagonlyingotham @horsey-twinkletoes @hazel-is-confused @hearttjason @h @i-am-a-fish @incorrectbatfam @incorrect-waynemanor @iwillsarcasmthemonstersaway @icefireanimates @jason-graceeeeee @jaesntdd @j @just-shower-thoughts @jacksonharries @katsukisbimbo @killakalx

[gimmick-remover]

I found their gimmick and oh boy will I remove it

They are D I S G U S T I N G

[real-winn-dixie]

wait they have a gimmick account? Can you link so we can report???

[real-winn-dixie]

my tics were really bad today and I was way too scared to tell my mom I had a new tic, but my gf said that my eyes are really pretty so that automatically makes everything wayyyy better

[real-hottopic]

Yall wanna see a doodle?

[real-hottopic]

you're getting it anyway (hope I used the right your)

[real-winn-dixie]

OMFV TAHTS SI ADORABKE I LOVE IT

[real-hottopic]

Yall wanna see a doodle?

[real-winn-dixie]

please show :3

[realsafari]

powdered donuts.

-@real-winn-dixie

i want to cry WHY DID YOU REMIND ME OF THIS AT 8:15 ON A WEDNESDAY

do you want me to link the fic or smth?????

[real-winn-dixie]

i like to think I'm hilarious

[real-winn-dixie]

MY ABUELA GAVE ME HER SEWING MACHINE KM SO HAPPY

[real-winn-dixie]

I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!

[real-winn-dixie]

AHDJGJFJGHRHFKBKFYRHGKFHFJYJFGD

SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED???

WHOSE UR FAVE

MINE IS GENEVA

WHATS YR FAVE EP

HOW MANY SEASONS HAVE YOU WATCHED

ALSO ARE YOU SCEPTICAL ABT THE LACK OF PARENTS OR NAH

DO YOU HAVE CHARACTER HEADCONONS?????

OMG ASTER IS MY FAVORITE HE DESERVES MORE SCREETIME HE IS ABSOLUTLY SILLY

I JUST GOT BACK INTO IT SO I DONT HAVE A FAVORITE EPISODE YET

I THOUGHT THERE WAS ONKY ONE SEASON???

IDK WHAT TGAT MEANS

NO NOT YET BUT I WANNA HEAR YOURS

[confusedhomicidalrage]

Do I have too many blogs? ...Nah, four isn't a lot, right? There are people with more.

[i-bless-your-heart]

Bless your heart, I have 6!

[real-winn-dixie]

I have fifteen! :D

[4pplec0re]

conversation starters

[real-winn-dixie]

guyssssss, if I got a hyperfixation on some obscure kids show from 2015 on Netflix would you be mad at meeeee? :3

[official-arbys]

Neverr :]

[real-winn-dixie]

yayyyyy I may start to keep yapping abt rtc, but start yapping abt some random kids who run a toy company :3

[official-arbys]

Oooh?

[real-winn-dixie]

I can’t tell what that means‼️💪🏼

[official-arbys]

Fhrnjf its me asking what your talking about/ wanting you to talk more lol

[real-winn-dixie]

OH OK SO the show is on Netflix and it’s called Some Assembly Required, and it’s abt this toy company and this kid. This kid named Jarvis gets a toy from his aunt for Christmas and it was a kid’s chemistry set, but it ends up blowing up his house. And he goes to the toy company’s building and tells the owner, and he basically sues her and he ends up getting the whole company, and so now he runs this toy company and the previous owner is trying to get the toy company back