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dash  only  headcanon  intepretation  of  harry  hart's  made  up  boyfriend.  totally  serious  kingsman  rp  blog  written  by  alexa

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❝ Don’t you have something better to do than trying to destroy the world? Take up baking, or knitting. Maybe poetry? ❞

exactly why i will never have a spy au for len

[deadlynigthshade]

lyric parallel: Brooklyn Baby (2014) // Lust For Life (2017).

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not  to  be  like  that  but  young  leonard

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❝ Anybody could be that guy. ❞

@likeprotege    //    some  meme 

A  LAUGH —-    eggsy  reminds  leonard  distressingly  of  his  own  students .  bright    &    vibrant    &    absolutely unable  to  be  contained ,  taking  up  the  entire  room  that  he  is  in . 

❛     are  you  offering ,  mr  unwin    ?    because  i  have  a  strict  policy  of  dinner  first .     ❜    he  should  know  better  than  to  indulge ,  but  leonard  has    never    learnt  his  lessons. 

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MAMMA MIA : ABBA SONGS sentence starters : part 1

HONEY HONEY

❝ How he/she/they thrills me. ❞

❝ How you thrill me. ❞

❝ I’ve heard about him/her/them before. ❞

❝ I wanted to know some more.  ❞

❝ He/she/they makes me dizzy. ❞

❝ Let me feel it. ❞

❝ Don’t conceal it. ❞

❝ I feel like I wanna sing when you do your thing. ❞

❝ Now I’m about to see what you mean to me. ❞

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY

❝ I work all day, I work all night. ❞

❝ Ain’t it sad ? ❞

❝ There still never seems to be a single penny left for me. ❞

❝ That’s too bad. ❞

❝ In my dreams, I have a plan. ❞

❝ If I got me a wealthy man/woman/person, I wouldn’t have to work at all. ❞

❝ I’d fool around &. have a ball. ❞

❝ Money, money, money. ❞

❝ Must be funny in a rich man’s/woman’s/person’s world. ❞

❝ Always sunny in the rich man’s/woman’s/person’s world. ❞

❝ All the things I could do if I had a little money. ❞

❝ It’s a rich man’s/woman’s/person’s world. ❞

❝ A man/woman/person like that is hard to find. ❞

❝ I can’t get him/her/them off my mind. ❞

❝ If he/she/they happens to be free. ❞

❝ I be he/she/they wouldn’t fancy me. ❞

MAMMA MIA

❝ I was cheated by you. ❞

❝ I made up my mind. ❞

❝ It must come to an end. ❞

❝ Look at me now. ❞

❝ Will I ever learn? ❞

❝ I don’t know how, but I suddenly lose control. ❞

❝ There’s a fire within my soul. ❞

❝ Just one look &. I can hear a bell ring. ❞

❝ One more look &. I forget everything. ❞

❝ Mamma mia, here I go again. ❞

❝ My, my, how can I resist you ? ❞

❝ Does it show again? ❞

❝ My, my, just how much I’ve missed you. ❞

❝ Yes, I’ve been brokenhearted. ❞

❝ Blue since the day we parted. ❞

❝ Now I really know. ❞

❝ My, my, I could never let you go. ❞

❝ I’ve been angry &. sad about the things you do. ❞

❝ I can’t count all the times I’ve told you we’re through. ❞

❝ When you go, when you slam the door, I think you know you won’t be away too long. ❞

❝ You know that I’m not that strong. ❞

❝ Why, why did I ever let you go ? ❞

❝ Even if I say “bye bye” leave me now or never. ❞

❝ It’s a game we play. ❞

❝ Bye bye doesn’t mean forever. ❞

DANCING QUEEN

❝ You can dance. ❞

❝ You can jive. ❞

❝ Having the time of your life ? ❞

❝ See that girl/boy/person. ❞

❝ Watch that scene. ❞

❝ Dig in the dancing queen. ❞

❝ Friday night and the lights are low. ❞

❝ Looking for a place to go. ❞

❝ You come to look for a king. ❞

❝ Anybody could be that guy. ❞

❝ Everything is fine. ❞

❝ You’re in the mood for a dance. ❞

❝ You are the dancing queen. ❞

❝ Young and sweet. ❞

❝ Feel the beat of the tambourine. ❞

❝ You’re a teaser, you turn ‘em on. ❞

❝ Leave ‘em burning, then you’re gone. ❞

❝ Looking out for another. ❞

❝ Anyone will do. ❞

OUR LAST SUMMER

❝ The summer air was soft &. warm. ❞

❝ We had a drink in each cafe. ❞

❝ You talked politics, philosophy &. I smiled like Mona Lisa. ❞

❝ We had our chance. ❞

❝ It was a fine &. true romance. ❞

❝ I still recall our last summer. ❞

❝ I still see it all. ❞

❝ We made our way long the river &. we sat in the grass. ❞

❝ I was so happy we had met. ❞

❝ It was the age of no regret. ❞

❝ Those crazy years, that was the time of flower power. ❞

❝ Underneath, we had a crazy fear of flying. ❞

❝ A fear of slowly dying. ❞

❝ We took the chance like we were dancing our last dance. ❞

❝ Living for the day, worries far away. ❞

❝ We could laugh &. play. ❞

❝ Now you’re working in a bank. ❞

❝ The family man, the football fan. ❞

❝ How dull it seems, yet you’re the hero of my dreams. ❞

LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME

❝ I wasn’t jealous before we met. ❞

❝ Now every man/woman/person I see is a potential threat. ❞

❝ I’m possessive, it isn’t nice. ❞

❝ You’ve heard me saying that smoking was my only vice. ❞

❝ Now, it isn’t true. ❞

❝ Now, everything is new. ❞

❝ Everything I’ve learned has overturned. ❞

❝ I beg of you. ❞

❝ It was like shooting a sitting duck. ❞

❝ A little small talk, a smile, and I was stuck. ❞

❝ I still don’t know what you’ve done to me. ❞

❝ A grown up woman/man/person should never fall so easily. ❞

❝ I feel a kind of fear when I don’t have you near. ❞

❝ Unsatisfied, I skip my pride. ❞

❝ I beg you dear. ❞

❝ I’ve had a few little love affairs. ❞

❝ They didn’t last very long &. they’ve been pretty scarce. ❞

❝ I used to think I was sensible. It makes the truth even more incomprehensible. ❞

❝ Everything is you. ❞

❝ All I’ve learned has overturned. ❞

❝ What can I do ? ❞

❝ Don’t go wasting your emotion. ❞

❝ Don’t go sharing your devotion. ❞

❝ Lay all your love on me. ❞

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leonard just looks like a person who’d own a corgi.

[girlrose]

brooklyn baby - lana del rey 

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scotborn·:

@outcfwedlock liked for a BROOKLYN 99 based starter for!  

❝ Sounds like you’re bragging, but that’s just a sad statement.  ❞

❛     OF  COURSE    i ’ m  bragging .  this  is  one  of  my  students  that  just  finished her  phd !    ❜

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sb :  emotionally  unavailable ,  works  for  a  sexist  company ,  a  spy ,  keeps  a  dead  dog  in  his  loo

leonard :

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everyone :  traumatised 

leonard : are you okay ?? do you need some tea and biscuits ??

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knightfailed·:

❝ ––– i’m not trying to be indiscrete by any means … ❞  oh but is this not what this is? an invasion of privacy and above all else? terribly obvious for a   SPY .  ❝ but i’ve had the pleasure  (oh how he chokes on the word)  of working with him before and i do not recall him mentioning anything about a   partner.  i must ask - how did you end up with him? ❞

@outcfwedlock ––––––––  starter call

HARRY ’ S  FRIENDS  ARE  RARELY  EVER  DISCRETE .    he  has  come  home  a  few  times  to  the  man ’ s  best  friend  named  merlin    (    &    what  a  strange  name  that  was   !    )     sitting  on  leonard ’ s  couch ,  casually  reading  the  paper .  he  always  says  that  harry  had  given  him  the  key ,    &    leonard  believes  him ,  because  harry    ALWAYS    loses  the  keys  he  gives  him . 

❛     well ,  it  was  all  quite  a  blur .  we  met    &    things  just . . .  escalated ,  as  they  usually  do .      ❜    a  polite  smile .    ❛     its  a  good  thing  you  decided  to  leave  kingsman ;  what  a  horrid  company ,  i  always  say .  i  tell  harry :  leave   !    you ’ ll  find  much  better  opportunities  elsewhere ,  but  he  never  listens  to  me .       ❜

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would  the  leonard  x  harry  ship  be  ‘larry’  or  ‘sart’  please discuss

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            excuse  me ,  what ’ s  the  maximum  amount  of  books  that  i  can  check  out ?  

                                          IS  IT  12,000 ? 

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Adetomiwa Edun as Marcus in 3.03 of Bates Motel