burrito and the diamonds

❤ storey | 32 | they ❤ 18+ | d&d sorcerer supremacy | average video game enjoyer | icon by @masasei

[femmedummy]

quitting my job to become a lake monster

[pseudomantis]

When kids play Pokemon and only ever use their starter so that it's like level 80 by the time they reach the end of the game and only let it learn pure attack moves that's the realest way to play Pokemon .Beast mode

[pseudomantis]

By the end of Pokemon Pearl my party was literally like a lvl 70 something Torterra and some bullshit. I think I had a bidoof

[dogpuppy]

[frailbug]

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[honted]

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

[evilwizard]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise

[sailatina3]

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

[segamascott]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment