[honorculture]

[peekychu]

I just started playing Crystal and this tweet won’t leave my brain

[cocaineyoga]

Good morning friends

Saturdayyyyyy

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[oneheadtoanother]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[paleozoiccatboyblood]

[wyrm-town]

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[soundofhate]

Every declaration of love is urgent because we are going to die

[inthesensethat]

[cordic]

its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis

his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!

[butch-of-the-blades]

ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!

[pr3tty-daisy]

think about me realllly hard, ok?

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[biohorror-human]

we can get up and take care of our body

[timberland-4-16-players]

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

[lafortis]

I am okay but I do think I get why people were Like That before we invented sex

[durbikins]

are you insane like me

been in pain like me