[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

no minions but my money still gru

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[minmos]

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[dunmertitty]

this post is almost a decade old. happy pride

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

[isuggesttherianthropy]

[angelicguy]

i think its funny that the average american has no clue how hormones work so now we have fully grown men convinced that testosterone is like an attack stat in dota 2

[sylestial]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[crossroadsbishounen]

dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler

[stickycreebler]

First of all put some respect on my name

[mindingmeown01-deactivated20231]

[lafortis]

SHE MESSAGED BACK WOOOOO