don't be a dob

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The dragon man that believes in the sky cow doesn't believe in ghosts.

Prudence

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Prudence: Hello, spooky person! How are you?

Bismuth: You know, getting by. Sun rise, sun set.

Prudence: We love what you've done with the place!

Corazon & Egbert: _She_ loves it.

Prudence: I love what you've done with the place!

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Corazon: This is your birthday and Christmas present.

Dob: This is Prudence's vacation. This is your beach episode.

Prudence: I lay out a towel!

Corazon: While rolling around in a grave!`

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What's more spooky than being upside down?

Prudence

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Just as Dob's sizing it up... this seems like something that's going to be more about dexterity than strength.

Dob

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Egbert: That's fine cause ghosts don't exist!

Prudence: Woah, woah, woah. You don't believe in ghosts?

Egbert: Ghosts don't exist. Come on, be real.

Dob: Hold on, is this some paladin order doctrine?

Egbert: No, have you ever seen a ghost?

Corazon: Yes! I saw like three this morning!

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Brigand: I just want to say good luck and hope I don't have to kill any of ya... what are you doing with that cat?

Dob: I'm reassuring it.

Brigand: Fair enough. [leans in close to cat!Merilwen] Don't worry!

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Dob: It's like the Purge!

Johnny: It's not a Purge episode!

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Guys, this is exactly my spooky aesthetic!

Prudence

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Dob: How about this? Merilwen turns into a cat. I throw Merilwen over the-

Merilwen: I was going to say climb!

Prudence: No time, Merilwen!

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Flannery: We're in a spot of bother... would you like to talk to her?

Corozon: I would like you to stop talking.

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If you're a cultist for an evil deity you have to tell us.

Corozon

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I would take rotting corpses over urine right now.

Egbert

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Does anyone want to go talk to that adventurers wanted man? I imagine not much will happen if we don't.

Corozon

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So what you're saying is that the immersion isn't broken.

Corozon

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Dob: I'll do the Titanic thing with you.

Johnny: That'll be a Charisma persuasion check.

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I'm a wood elf, so I don't conduct electricity.

Merilwen