wait low-key imagine the cosmic joke thing with BUGGY
he has the most insane luck EVER and is so quick to conjure up devious plan and everything he does twists in the weirdest way it sounds like a joke everytime
"they found out I was on the king of the pirate's crew with Shanks !! I'm screwed !" and reader's like "it's GOTTA BE A JOKE" "wait he knows SHANKS THE EMPEROR ?" until his bounty goes up and the marine confirms everything
"are they really letting me be the face of the cross guild?" and reader is like ??? but next thing they know the weak after they see his devious face all over the posters along with THE STRONGEST SWORDSMAN IN THE WORLD MIHAWK and INSANELY POPULAR AND RICH MAFIA BOSS CROCODILE????
maybe him becoming King of the pirates doesn't sound so impossible...
Now that the poll is out I can now do this joke. Guess who girl-bossed themselves into getting fics???!!!??? 😂😭