Tempus Terra Out of Context

Out of Context quotes from our favourite DnD campaign! br> Tempus Terra was constructed by our awesome DM, Sam, and we wanted to preserve some of our favourite in-character moments! br> This blog is managed by the Player behind Vero and Perry. br> Check out our other campaign: As Above, So Below!

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Percy: As our resident magical item aficionado, NO.

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Steele: I’m about to make a dumb suggestion

Odin: There has never been a dumb suggestion in this mead hall!

Steele: I need a piece of the World Tree

Odin: ...There has been ONE dumb suggestion-

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DM (As Auriella): I’m gonna go fuck my cat!

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Iggy: I'm gonna Quivering Palm Airnil in the dick

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Surina: I’M GONNA GO FUCK MY WIFE!

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Lillie (OOC): Shit! I poisoned a Deva in front of a God-Child!

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Iggy: I crit to hit the tree!

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Surina, sheepishly walking into her room with two newly adopted children: Auriella... I made some choices...

DM: Inspiration.

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Brialla (OOC): Just buff the boss, that's what I do!

DM: THAT'S NOT THE BOSS. THAT'S THE BOSS'S BITCH.

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Perry: Can’t we just Reduce the foetus?

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Perry (OOC): Why is Keith in the Far Realm??

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Surina: She is Percy’s daughter, sense is sort of out of window...

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Aboleth: You will regret this

Steele: I regret most of my decisions

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Brialla: Do you have a mission to make my life miserable?

Sambria: Not an official one.

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Surina: Well, ignoring Lillie’s tits of holding,

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Lillie: Spitters are quitters

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Surina: oh my god we just got kidnapped