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"One man's floor is another man's ceiling."

Nones Shits Given.

"They ARE The ten-pound gorilla that everyone is trying to knock off."

"He played Malkin strong and hard, gave him a whack, played him physically along the wall."

I think this is from the same story where they were all in their underwear and pushing from behind.

"For those of you scoring in bed at home..."

...maybe turn off the TV?

"They're all in their underwear, he's got a guy pushing on him, he's in a squat position."

This Detroit announcer is a gold mine.

Described today as having "Dennis Bonvie thickness." That's thick! That's very thick, now that's not in the head.

"That's a compliment"

Maybe he came in the back door?

"Here's Loui Eriksson Getting It On"

"That decision was made fast"

"He walked in and had the similar chance right, but young kid doesn't get it up quick enough"

"Mason didn't stand a chance as Reilly comes in the back door."

"I'd love to jump inside his body for a couple seconds."

It's a four-man sandwich!

I think George Takei said it best: "OH myyy..."

"The Vibe in The Garden has totally changed."

"If he gets through 1 through 8 undrafted, this universe as we know it is going to explode."

For the sake of the universe! You must draft Johnny Manziel in the first eight picks!

"And beats Darcy Kuemper between the legs, an area he's been beaten more than any other."

"Hard on ya little stick, little interference, little physical"

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