Totally accurate quotes from Sal herself

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I'm so funny.

@fae-hyun, mumbling quietly to herself after reading her own post

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I though about it and I IMMEDIATELY started crying.

@fae-hyun While talking about daehyun and youngjae

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*Sal crying into her corndogs over Yeo One*

@fae-hyun having yet another crisis

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I hate this. I hate you. I hate that my corndog fetish has been EXPOSED.

@fae-hyun

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My corndog is stuck in the toaster.

A sad @fae-hyun

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NO. NO. NO. NO NO. I want you to know that with every NO I'm squashing my corndogs a little more.

@fae-hyun

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I'm just tryin' to live the corndog life and Lappa's over here bein' a corndog elitist.

@fae-hyun

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"Talk to Zeloswaffles They are the sweetest pumpkin roll I HAVE EVER MET-- I LOVE EM."

@fae-hyun on about her love for @zeloswaffles

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He could wear SOCKS as a tube top; he needs a sandwich.

@fae-hyun while talking about Yongguk

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I remember watching him die in it.

@fae-hyun, recalling the clothes Daehyun has died in from memory

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I would feed him all of my chickens. I would lop off those heads Yamazaki style, no questions asked.

@fae-hyun 

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My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy.

@fae-hyun while making this gif set

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If you would have asked me a year ago what this Korean boys blood type was, the one with the big lips, I'd have had no idea. I don't even know MY OWN blood type. But now?  I woulda been like 'A? IT'S A.'

@fae-hyun

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I just wanna grab her and just SHAKE HER.

@fae-hyun while talking to @jion-a

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"Fuckin' BAP fuckin' up the farm life for me."

@fae-hyun during the great B.A.P teaser drought

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I just, I wanna grab those thighs. I wanna squeeze them like a stressball. This isn't sexual at all I just-- I wanna know.

@fae-hyun, regarding B.A.P’s Himchan