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The most important part about having a blog, is remembering you have a blog... >_< Gotta post more.
Something Something Something Interesting
I needed to make a post and couldn't think of anything cool today, so this is all you get.
I'm no artist... But I think these are coming out nice.
Eventually I'll stop procrastinating...
I decided to make my blog more me... Theme change coming soon.
Every so often I get really bored and do shit like this...
Would you rather...
Friend: Would you rather have finger sized legs or leg sized fingers?
Me: A finger sized legs. It would be like having an extra schlong with infinates amount of sexual stamina.
Girlfriend Stories 2
Okay, so I’m skipping a girl in a part of my life that I will come back to on a more serious story. I wanted to tell the story of my first online blind date thing.
It was… last summer… I think… And I get a message from a girl on Plenty Of Fish, a dating site my uncle told me to join. This girl…. we’ll call her clone. I saw some pics of this girl and what I saw she was all right. Yeah not to shabby.
#DecentDateOnline
The girl was in a dorm at a college across town. Her and her message me that they're coming to pick me up. When they got to picking me up, we had a decent car ride to the beach.
When we arrived we piled out of the vehicle and.... holy shit. This girl was an exact replica of me. No I shit you not. She looked EXACTLY like me. In my mind all I could think about was "I gotta take a pic with this girl".
The girl was generally nice, she was really cool. Everything was well except ya know, the fact that she was my twin. Well, I can tell you this date was EXTREMELY awkward. There's not much more to the story except to say that I made out with myself. If you ever get a change to travel from an alternative universe and make out with yourself.... you should just say no, take my word for it.
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to post a picture of it as she's my ex... but here's a picture...
Passtime
Laying in bed listening to The Fray. I am obviously in deep thought about life and all that relates to it.
[Some Creative Title about themes]
I have been looking around and... there are some ugly themes out there. I know mine isn't the best but... my god.
Anyways, I started editing my theme for desktop, I plan to add in some sidebar shizz... If I can figure out what to put in a side bar >_> Yeah...
Do you like ice cream?
Who doesn't Ice cream is the shit. French Vanilla is the best. I hate when people put shit in ice cream. Only thing allowed on my ice cream are "Jimmies" (Sprinkles)
Captain's Log
Today after my college course, Introduction to computer concepts, I was browsing around the Student Center before heading home. It was club week, plenty of interesting clubs. Well, one club caught my eye. Game Design Club. HELL YEAH! Best part is the club is brand new! Met the club organizer and everything. Feels good that I'm going to be in a club with other people to discuss my designs with.
1+1==2 ?
Yes 1+1==2...But, Random != Funny
What if the universe talked to you through your nipples but only spoke in Italian opera verses
Simple, I reply in Spanish, with the tone of an angry Puerto Rican woman... like my mother.As far as talking through my nipple, I think my nipples are vestigial structures that serve no purpose whatsoever. It's not like their mini antennas to pic up universal signals and signs, right?
Awesome tips to me more awesome at life.
Does your line of work sounds really boring? Want a better way to introduce yourself to the world? Add the term "Extraordinaire" to your title. "Hi, Dylan Dodds. Game designer Extraordinaire!" Your life will suddenly sound 40 times cooler than it actually is.
Girlfriend Story 1
When I was a freshman me and some friends went on a camping trip. I met this girl, we'll call her "CampsiteGirl".
CampsiteGirl, Me, My friend Brandon, and Brandon's Girl, all went to the beach. (Do note that this was the only other time in my entire life I saw this girl in person besides the camping trip.)
So my friends are all in the waves, having a good time, and I'm on the beach because the water is too flippin' cold. #ScrewThatJazz
I'm under two towels and in a shirt trying to stay warm and for the life of me, I couldn't.
After about 30 min, my friend, Brandon, comes to me telling me that the girl I met was stuck in the water and couldn't move back to the beach.
I go all Hero Mode and gotta go save her. For some odd reason the thought, "I should carry this girl back to the shore" didn't cross my mind.
So I'm now walking through freezing cold water and I get to CampsiteGirl.
I get her to lay down on my boogie board so I can pull her back to shore.
Well, the ocean decided to be a dick and make me look like a moron. A huge ass wave comes and sweeps us up. I get pulled underwater and I think I ended up sitting on her or something.
#ThanksPosiden
After I get up out of the water I'm looking around freaking out where the hell this girl went. I finally got her and just put my arm around her and helped her walk back to shore.
Lightside of this story, I asked her out and she said yes.
Darkside of the story, We broke up and are still friends.
I guess the moral of the story is: Even if you look like an idiot, to someone else that idiot you think you are, is cooler than you think.
#HeroDude
I wrote a story...
I wrote a story... and when i finished it, it dun goofed... now I gotta rewrite the story...