Alison ✌️✌️✌️

[bob-morley]

[icarusmyth-deactivated20160714]

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

[sexx-add1ction]

I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO GIVE ME A LAP DANCE AND EAT ME OUT.

[taylorwearsheelys]

Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO

[rambozus]

Grandpa yes.

[im-the-strongest-there-is-deact]

grandpa for president

[trillingconclusion]

Babies and College Students:

Ability to sleep anywhere

Random bouts of crying

Will try to eat almost anything

Enjoy watching cartoons

Known for their messiness

Brains are in a constant state of absorbing knowledge

Irregular sleep schedules

Often served bland mushy foods

[lasturlontheleft]

At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied “dark white”

[piperwinston]

[frostedpuffs]

we’re watching big hero 6 in my class and we were at that part where hiro and baymax were in the portal and everyone is so quiet except for my teacher who mumbles “if that fuckin robot dies i’m burning this movie”

[hotdogcouch]

[surprisebitch]

THIS IS EXACTLY IT. PLAIN AND SIMPLE AS THIS.

[outofeveryprettymiscalculation]

someone: haha man you're so laid back and chill

me: *hasn't slept in 2 days*

me: *reminding self to breath so i don't faint*

me: *is under the crippling weight of deadlines and anxiety

me: hahahaha yeah man i try

[apeworld]

[clangoring]

[reversethesurface]

[jessielou24-deactivated20160630]

I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.

(via soulsscrawl)

[dynamiter]

[specterizedmoved-deactivated201]

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

[miquerida]

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

[curiouslyhigh]

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

[maydaykoigo]

Why am I in the bathroom

[mishaswhore-deactivated20211026]

*whispers* we’re all sims

[sassypanda21]

[asking-the-death]