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This might be a machine translation thing, but āThinks all purples just move boxesā means "thinks the only purple job is moving boxes", which is actually false and stupid, maybe don't see the worst in everything all the time? That person was defending purples, not everything is anti-purple
I mean, I guess maybe this is a machine translation thing, but I donāt think anyone would actually think that the only purple job is moving boxes if they had literally ever gone outside in their entire life. So from here, it sounds more like theyāre either lying, or saying that moving boxes isnāt important and that youāre not worth praise as a purple unless youāre the CEO of barathi industries, or whatever
but I guess I can admit that I really have no idea what they meant, Iām pretty bad at reading stuff
Call out post for @steel-song
Hates babies. Seriously, I know this is the most ridiculous cartoon villain b-movie trope, but they really do, they even said babies areĀ polluted
Which is another problem! Trivializing pollution is terrible
Thinks military greys are better than all other greys
Tries to insult people by comparing them to purples, as if being purple is a bad thing
Thinks all purples just move boxes
Actually said that sex workers and dancers arenāt really grey I mean seriously I canāt even need to explain whatās wrong with this, right?
>āThinks all purples just move boxesā
not really surprised to see people insult us while they pretend to defend us, but uh, maybe fuck off with that
Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?
The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]
have you ever been part of a cult?
no
join the cult of mister wiggles!!!!
ā¦tempting
Iām bored and need something to take my mind off spring, convince me
rules:
1) whenever you see a cat, you have to give the cat scritches and remind it that itās good
2) live your life in a way that would make the lentat head of state at least mildly annoyed with you
mister wiggles:
it has not gotten anyone arrested so far this is an a+ track record for a cult i am in
1) yes good I do that anyway
2) I suspect I am also doing this anyway but can you give me some pointers
(3) awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww hi kitty!
the cult leader is named PRINCE wiggles II, but she accepts all applicants, welcome new cultist
I bet the lentat head of state is really annoyed by reviews of SF books with weird caste divisions. probably wants everyone to settle down and stop thinking about alternatives so much
ch4ngingskies:
Iāve decided that the blue caste is beyond help.
Itās not their fault, really. Itās in their genetics. Blues are self-serving, egotistical, insincere, sadistic and amoral from the moment theyāre born. Theyāve been selected for hundreds of years for those traits.
That still means that we should stop issuing blue credits and pension off our remaining blues, while we figure out who should occupy our positions of power thus far and find a way to transfer land to responsible purples.
Ok, so I am not saying I agree with the rest of this, but even saying that I do, why purples. Ā It would make sense to do some mix of yellows (since they already manage property) and whoever runs the business that is on the land/lives there. Which in the second case would include a lot of purples, but wouldnāt universally be them.
cuz purples run hotels, which are literally the same thing as an apartments except you canāt legally live there
anyway the rest of this is batshit, blues suck but you canāt just sterilize a whole caste cuz you donāt like them. itās just slightly less batshit than if the idea was to give real estate to any other caste
fuck it, have some catblogging
this is my older cat! we call her the bosscat because she bosses around the younger one (not available for photography).
her actual name is peli, but itās not like she responds to her name. food, though, she responds to food. and offers of headscritches.
People can't use their words because censorship.
well that doesnāt exactly inspire confidence
thanks for using your words to tell me tho
To explain the joke, makenoconvenants is vagueblogging about 'some country's leadership' so now people are suggesting various countries
thanks. that explains like 40% of whatās going on, but not whatever sheās actually talking about
why canāt people use their words
@bigtoelittletoetoe said
If youāre an Anitami Blue, YOU š ARE š POLLUTED!
iām checking news sites to see if thereās some disaster somewhere but itās all likeĀ āblah blah sports newsāĀ āblah blah tuviri defector got sent homeāĀ āblah blah new cleaning batchāĀ āblah blah some ship went down off the coast of voaāĀ āblah blah new movie you donāt want to seeāĀ āblah blah biyan is still falling apartā
thereās a distinct lack ofĀ āTAPA AND ANITAM ARE BURIED IN POLLUTIONā so Iām gonna need some people to explain themselves
Anitami theologians recently developed a procedure to clean reds. Itās very comprehensive, was carefully tested first, and the paper is freely available online.
The first batch all became purple, and have since presumably assimilated well enough, since there has been a distinct lack of news stories about them being discovered.
The second batch finished, and they are being allowed to enter into other castes too, included one who has become blue.
The reds are not rioting over this, and we are able to achieve a fully clean society with minimal death if things continue as they have been.
Some people who do not understand the theology, or are too caught up in politics to focus on truth, are ignoring this evidence. Itās intellectually dishonest, and risks creating pollution hysteria.
I knew about the procedure thing, I just donāt know why anyone would think it makes all the blues polluted. like maybe itās a joke or something but itās a really stupid one
anyway thanks for attempting to explain things using words that made any amount of sense, unlike some people. that was considerate
@bigtoelittletoetoe said
If youāre an Anitami Blue, YOU š ARE š POLLUTED!
iām checking news sites to see if thereās some disaster somewhere but itās all likeĀ āblah blah sports newsāĀ āblah blah tuviri defector got sent homeāĀ āblah blah new cleaning batchāĀ āblah blah some ship went down off the coast of voaāĀ āblah blah new movie you donāt want to seeāĀ āblah blah biyan is still falling apartā
thereās a distinct lack ofĀ āTAPA AND ANITAM ARE BURIED IN POLLUTIONā so I'm gonna need some people to explain themselves
you're absolutely correct, it's a travesty that nobody is able to protect themselves from tapa!! we have to band together against the baby-murderers before they take us all over!!!!!
Tapa is certainly behaving irresponsibly, but I hardly think they are the most pressing threat to the stability of the world.
what the fuck did tapa do
Every nation has a duty to protect its people from potential harms. Those who utterly fail to do so have been negligent at best.
what the fuck does this even mean
you're absolutely correct, it's a travesty that nobody is able to protect themselves from tapa!! we have to band together against the baby-murderers before they take us all over!!!!!
Tapa is certainly behaving irresponsibly, but I hardly think they are the most pressing threat to the stability of the world.
what the fuck did tapa do
decided that infanticide was the only way to make the Oakh empire leave us alone and then refused to cut it out when that wasnāt an issue anymore
I mean I guess killing babies kind of sucks, but itās not exactly news that tapa does that, is it
you're absolutely correct, it's a travesty that nobody is able to protect themselves from tapa!! we have to band together against the baby-murderers before they take us all over!!!!!
Tapa is certainly behaving irresponsibly, but I hardly think they are the most pressing threat to the stability of the world.
what the fuck did tapa do
running a cult sounds like work so iām offloading all cult-running responsibilities to my cat
how do i join the cult of prince wiggles
prince wiggles ii accepts all applicants. the rules are:
1) whenever you see a cat, you have to give the cat scritches and remind it that itās good
2) live your life in a way that would make the lentat head of state at least mildly annoyed with you
1) yup piece of cake
2) is kind of a challenge for a five-year-old cenemi hairdresser who knows literally nothing about the lentat head of state
i know nothing about the lentat head of state but iāll bet you anything heād be at least mildly annoyed with me
not sure iāve ever met someone who wasnāt
our leige and source of wiggles accepts you both as her newest followers. you have been granted a great honor
running a cult sounds like work so iām offloading all cult-running responsibilities to my cat
how do i join the cult of prince wiggles
prince wiggles ii accepts all applicants. the rules are:
1) whenever you see a cat, you have to give the cat scritches and remind it that itās good
2) live your life in a way that would make the lentat head of state at least mildly annoyed with you
running a cult sounds like work so iām offloading all cult-running responsibilities to my cat