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[90s-2000s-barbie]

Goosebumps Books 11 - 20 (1993 - 1994)

[over-the-borderlands4763]

Axton: *snores.*

Maya: Ugh, why does he snore so loud. Axton hon-

Axton: That's my girl.

Maya: what?

Axton: Oh yeah baby that's it just like that.

Maya: wtf... SERIOUSLY??

Axton: I love it when you make that sound.

Maya: Oh He is so freaking dead!

Axton: shoot em dead torrent.

Maya: .

Axton: zzzzz

Maya: smh, what does that damn torrent have that i don't...

[over-the-borderlands4763]

Let's start a new trend, Axton and Maya marriage/couple life, where we create art, fan fics, headcanon, chat post, drabbles, etc. Of what life would be life for Axton and maya together. Let's make this thing happen Ya'll!

[over-the-borderlands4763]

"Heeeeeey kiddos! Welcome to Handsome jack's handsome mutations where you'll find all your bandit slaughtering artillery a handsome price!"

Wouldn't it be awsome if Handsome Jack his own weapon and ammo vending machine?

[over-the-borderlands4763]

It's been a long time since I last posted! Im about to spam this blog with loads of content! Thank you all for the likes and reblogs.

[residentzero2028]

What The characters from the witcher series would be like as parents: Triss Merigold

- Kind, caring, nurturing, and supportive.

- The two of you would be close as fuck.

- When you were little, she'd spoil you rotten.

- She'd always get you whatever you wanted the newest toys, clothes, games, etc.

- If you were told that you couldn't have something, she'd let you have it anyway.

- Sometimes, you and her will have a mom and son/daughter day.

- If it's mom and daughter day you'd both get manicures, go to a spa, shop at the mall, eat at a restaurant, visit a book store, grab a pumpkin spice, etc.

- A mom and son day would be going out for pizza, a trip to the game store, going to a concert etc.

- Loves showing people your baby pictures.

- Her favorite picture is the one she has in her wallet where she's holding you after giving birth.

-She has a habit of calling you by one of the pet names she gave you when you were little.

- She has a scrapbook where she keeps your umbilical cord, pictures from your ultrasound, footprints, handprints, your certificate, lock of hair, and first moments.

- Whenever you feel down, she'll cheer you up by cooking your favorite meal as she listens to you vent.

[residentzero2028]

Ned: Has anyone ever told you that you look like a kitten when you're asleep?

Cersei: Kitten? (Chuckle) I am a lioness. You are well aware of that.

Ned: Of course you're my lioness, but sometimes, I can't help but see you as a kitten.

Cersei: well, sometimes I can't help but think of you as a pup with scruffy hair.

Ned: so you don't mind if I call you Kitten?

Cersei: I like it, but promise me that you'll never call me kitten in public. Lets Keep it just between us.

Ned: very well.

The next day...

Ned: Mornin kitten.

Cersei: *Stare of death and impending doom*

Jamie: *Surprised Pikachu face*

Tyrion: Well this is certainly something new.

Tywin: Indeed.

[residentzero2028]

Nice Cersei Headcanons PT 1

-Though Joffrey has always been her darling boy, Cersei adores all of her children equally and views them all as extensions of herself. She isn't perfect, but she tries to give them the love and support she feels her father never gave her.

- She always tells Myrcella how her beautiful she is and how her beauty will be the envy of all the women in westros when she gets older.

- She spoils tommen rotten by giving him food, toys and whatever else he wants. She tells him that he will be a great king like his brother joffrey when he gets older.

- At first, She despised tyrion over the death of their mother until Jamie convinced her that tyrion had no control over their mother's death.

- Though Tyrion and cersei's relationship isn't perfect, its decent and not as toxic.

- She doesn't hate him, but she doesn't like him either.

- She tolerates him if anything.

- Their conversations are short and respectful Whenever they happen to interact with each other.

- Sometimes, she'll smirk at his wise cracks, even though she'll try her best to hide it.

- Sometimes, on rare occasions, she may, after swallowing her pride, ask him for advice.

- Over time, Cersei develops a close bond with Sansa almost seeing her as a second daughter and another extension of herself.

- She often remarks how even more beautiful she would look if she had blonde hair and green eyes...

MORE TO COME SOON!

[residentzero2028]

Nice Cersei Headcanons PT 1

-Though Joffrey has always been her darling boy, Cersei adores all of her children equally and views them all as extensions of herself. She isn't perfect, but she tries to give them the love and support she feels her father never gave her.

- She always tells Myrcella how her beautiful she is and how her beauty will be the envy of all the women in westros when she gets older.

- She spoils tommen rotten by giving him food, toys and whatever else he wants. She tells him that he will be a great king like his brother joffrey when he gets older.

- At first, She despised tyrion over the death of their mother until Jamie convinced her that tyrion had no control over their mother's death.

- Though Tyrion and cersei's relationship isn't perfect, its decent and not as toxic.

- She doesn't hate him, but she doesn't like him either.

- She tolerates him if anything.

- Their conversations are short and respectful Whenever they happen to interact with each other.

- Sometimes, she'll smirk at his wise cracks, even though she'll try her best to hide it.

- Sometimes, on rare occasions, she may, after swallowing her pride, ask him for advice.

- Over time, Cersei develops a close bond with Sansa almost seeing her as a second daughter and another extension of herself.

- She often remarks how even more beautiful she would look if she had blonde hair and green eyes...

MORE TO COME SOON!

[trashroyalty99]

Headcanon number 8.

Tyreen sucks at videogames. Despite, her playing them on her live streams she absolutely sucks at them. The stream has made a habit to bully her, but it usually ends up on her banning them. (Or brutally getting their life force sucked out of them.)

Troy on other hand(unintentional pun.) is godlike in them. No matter what game he can and will master it in matter of days.

[residentzero2028]

The ladies of the witcher series doing romantic gestures for their S/O PT1

Yennefer of vengerberg

- Tells you how handsome and sexy you are.

- Has no problem kissing you in front of her friends.

- Flirty gestures and comments throughout the day.

- Wraps her arms around you from the back.

- Rubs her hands across your chest.

- Wears all the outfits you love to see her in.

- Texts you a sexy picture of herself in some lingerie.

- Arrange a romantic dinner date at a nice restaurant.

- Or have a candle lit dinner at home.

- Sip wine together in a bath with sented candles.

- Kisses you before you go to work.

- Kisses you when you come home.

Triss

- Laughs at your jokes (even the bad ones.)

- Thanks you whenever you've done something for her.

- Cooks your favorite meal.

- Makes your coffee ☕ just the way you like it.

- Packs your lunch before you go to work.

- Ask you how your day was.

- Goes the extra mile Whenever she does something for you.

- There isn't a day that goes by where she doesn't flirt with you.

- Cares for you when you're sick. She'd take your temperature, give you medicine, and make you some homemade chicken noodle soup.

- The two of you would always go on dates.

- Walks in the park, restaurants, movies, spas ect.

Ciri

- Compliments you.

- Confides in you about everything.

- Secrets nobody would ever know but you.

- Holds your hand when she walks with you.

- Cuddles with you on the couch while watching a movie.

- Little pecks on the cheek through out the day to long passionate kisses.

- Loves to run her fingers through your hair while she kisses you.

Cerys

- Makes sure you eat a hearty meal.

- Hugs, greets, and kisses you when you come home.

- Tells you how grateful she is to have you by her side.

- Praises you.

- Makes sure all of your favorite clothes are clean.

- Ask your opinion before she makes a decision.

- Tells you how handsome and strong you are.

- Rubs her Hand across the side your face

- Touches your beard.

- Uplifts you when you feel down.

If you'd like more, like and reblog. 👍😀❤💕

@witcherislovewitcherislife @wesker-stan @undeadmay

[over-the-borderlands4763]

"Heeeeeey kiddos! Welcome to Handsome jack's handsome mutations where you'll find all your bandit slaughtering artillery at a handsome price! No refunds."

Wouldn't it be awsome if Handsome Jack his own weapon and ammo vending machine?

[over-the-borderlands4763]

I need to find a good profile picture for this blog. 🤔🤔🤔🤔 anyone got any suggestions?

[over-the-borderlands4763]

* Maya getting food from the fridge*

Axton: Damn babe you've got thick!

Maya: what the hell is that supposed to mean??

Axton: what?

Maya: Don't act dumb! this is your way of telling me I've gained weight.

Axton: N-no it's not like that! I was complementing you!

Maya: by calling me thick?! Where the hell do you get off?!

Axton: That's not what it means! It means that... well, it means that you've got a big butt.

Maya: ....

Axton: I think I should leave.

[norppalia]

Butch hartman was trending on twitter for all the wrong reasons and i really wanted to see something it was. A grave mistake

[norppalia]

you know what screw this fandom im sleeping goodnight

[norppalia]

Im bringing this back out of spite

[killshields]

Torn apart…from Pretty Lady

[residentzero2028]

Mother Miranda headcanons

- She loves kids.

- She would love to have some of her own, but she thinks she's too up in age.

- If she had kids, she would love them unconditionally.

- It wouldn't matter if it were a boy or girl.

- Cute baby videos are her ultimate weaknesses.

- One of her favorite hobbies, is gardening.

- She has a garden that she tends to everyday.

- Her garden is her private sanctuary where she can relax and admire her hard work.

- She grows pretty much everything in her garden from flowers and plants to fruits and vegetables.

- Everything she grows turns out incredible.

- Her secret? TLC. ( tender love and care.)

- Sometimes while she's alone in the garden, she talks to her plants.

- She's a cheapskate.

- She doesn't believe in spending lots of money.

- She doesn't go to grocery stores because she grows her own food.

- When she does go, she brings a shit ton of coupons.

- She buys all of her clothes and furniture from thrift stores.

- She doesn't go out very often.

- She would rather stay at home with her cats.

- She's complete clean freak.

- Her house is so clean that you could literally eat off the floor.

- She's a natural born perfectionist.

- The sight of something out of place makes her skin crawl.

- Black coffee is one of her favorite things to drink in the morning.

- If she hasn't had her coffee, she will be very hard to deal with.

- She loves making and collecting sented candles.

- She has an online business where she makes and sells her own sented candles.

@wesker-stan @meadows-of-light @sirhc-jp