United Nations🕊️

a genderfluid, achillean and intersex individual that is.. probably a bird, or some.. horrible, horrible eldritch horror beyond human comprehension. literally the United Nations.. I mean look at how pathetic we are, can't even make proper friendships, let alone keep them for more than a year!

[overcaffeinated-un]

can someone tell me why my husband is trying to convert everyone in his close circle to "dylanbowieism"

..help

SOS

..i'm going to cry in my corner now

[overcaffeinated-un]

god said that my heart, lungs and kidneys had to be liquidised..

poseidon's curse or whatever.

[overcaffeinated-un]

mini lore drop, worked at an animal shelter a few years back and there was a cat named "bath" there and they had little kittens..

so behold, a very poor artistic rendition of them!

momma bath and their little bath bombs

(we dubbed them 'bath bombs' because they fluffed up whenever we used a dryer on them after (very much necessary) baths)

[overcaffeinated-un]

alright, everyone. send pictures your favourite animals in the comments

i wish to make more pride flags out of animal colours!

[bimmyjimmy]

could you please pet the little doofus for me?

(thank you)

thank u for pets

[overcaffeinated-un]

THE CREATURE 💕 thank you for fulfilling my request.

[overcaffeinated-un]

demigirl flag bird..

yes.

(i am still high)

this is a galah cockatoo (aka. pink and gray cockatoo or rose-breasted cockatoo).

look them up, they are very pretty 10/10