allie

best kazoo player this side of the watering hole

[vvitchy]

[catswarmth]

Playtime with cute kitty 🥰🐱

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

[tropiyas]

bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

[stickercase]

snoopy retro stickers by SNOOPY

[catcrumb]

[asterkallium]

piplup grain entrapment

[asterkallium]

piplup cares a lot about his work

[asterkallium]

piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.

[asterkallium]

piplup takes a sick day

[asterkallium]

piplup considers some jorts

[asterkallium]

piplup forgives his father.

[asterkallium]

piplup goes grocery shopping

[asterkallium]

piplup jumps your battery

[asterkallium]

piplup lights the menorah

[asterkallium]

piplup sees the pale blue dot

[asterkallium]

piplup catsits

[asterkallium]

piplup hides a zombie bite from you

[stars-bean]

“The time of hot chocolaty mornings and toasty marshmallow evenings.”

Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

[glyphsmash]

hey man sorry im late. yeah i gave a mouse a cookie. you know how it is

[magicalwolrd]

How gratifying to see pets being treated well and happy.

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

The "girlboss movement" is literally just women buying planners and men rebranding the same fauxgressive kind of movies they've been making for decades. You need to worry about real things. Like the chupacabra and saving up beans for when the big one hits

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[stars-bean]

Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Carl Geurs

[hungwy]

I WON’T SAY THIS AGAIN.

[everythingfox]

“Guinea pig getting cozy enjoying the back scratcher.”

(via)

[moviequotes3]

his ears are a towel

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

his ears are a towel

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don’t wanna live in a society I wanna sit in a test chamber and respond to stimuli

[motherfucker-unlimited]

And get juice reward