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Canada, being assigned the imposter role: I am tired of being nice. I am about to go apeshit.

#source: twitter #hws canada #aph canada #hetalia #matthew williams

France: Am I high maintenance?

England: No

France: Am I low maintenance?

England: No

France: Then what am I?

England:

France: I guess I am ignored then!

#source: overheard incorrect us #hws england #hws france #aph england #aph france #fruk #hetalia #arthur kirkland #francis bonnefoy #hello tis my first contribution to this blog #whats up stan dimitri alexendre blaidyyd

Italy: I wanna go to the restaurant in Ratatouille, the one where the rat cooks

Germany: That's an animated film. Rats don't actually work there.

Italy:

#source: the politician #hws italy #hws germany #aph italy #aph germany #gerita #hetalia #feliciano vargas #ludwig beilschmidt

America: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Russia: Alfred.

#source: twitter #hws america #hws russia #aph america #aph russia #hetalia #alfred f jones #ivan braginsky

Lithuania: You're shallow!

Poland: Shallow?

Poland:

Poland: That's a relief! I thought it was something serious like I was ugly.

#source: tumblr #hws lithuania #hws poland #aph lithuania #aph poland #hetalia #tolys laurinaitis #feliks lukasiewicz

England: Excuse me, I lost my son. Can I make an announcement?

England, leaning into the mic: Goodbye you little shit

#he's talking about america #source: twitter #hws england #aph england #hetalia #arthur kirkland

Japan: What's with the whole 'good cop, bad cop' thing you two have going on?

N Italy: It's not really a thing. It's more like I'm nice and Lovino is not

#source: incorrect-marauders #hws japan #hws italy #hws romano #aph japan #aph italy #aph romano #hetalia #kiku honda #feliciano vargas #lovino vargas

Spain: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year, aren't you?

England: Are you nervous, as the defending champion?

#source: twitter #hws spain #hws england #aph spain #aph england #hetalia #spuk #Antonio Fernandez Carriedo #arthur kirkland

France: Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me

#source: twitter #hws france #aph france #hetalia #francis bonnefoy

Which character do you think would say "I'm actually heterophobic" to a straight person flirting with them lmao

tbh china

#asks #we had a long discussion about this

S Italy: So here's the tea-

Germany: I believe it's called a finance report

S Italy: Do you want the tea or not?

#source: tumblr #hws romano #hws germany #aph romano #aph germany #hetalia #lovino vargas #ludwig beilschmidt

N Italy: You deserve an award for putting up with me

Germany: Spending time with you is my award

S Italy: Damn fucking straight I deserve an award

#source: twitter #hws italy #hws germany #hws romano #APH Italy #aph germany #aph romano #hetalia #feliciano vargas #ludwig beilschmidt #lovino vargas

Denmark: Am I in hell?

Norway: No. If you were, you'd be on the throne and the devil would be packing

#source: twitter #hws denmark #hws norway #aph denmark #aph norway #hetalia #mathias kohler #lukas bondevik

America: Arthur got me a get better soon card

America: But I wasn't sick. He just thought I could do better

#source: twitter #hws america #hws england #aph america #aph england #hetalia #alfred f jones #arthur kirkland

America: Who the fuck

England: Language

America: Whomst the fuck

England: No

#source: tumblr #hws america #hws england #aph america #aph england #hetalia #alfred f jones #arthur kirkland

Italy, trying to flirt: So... Do you come here often?

Germany: Feliciano, this is my house

#source: tumblr #hws italy #hws germany #aph italy #aph germany #hetalia #gerita #feliciano vargas #ludwig beilschmidt

Norway: I cannot believe that we're stuck in this room together

Denmark, swallowing the key: Unfortunate

#source: tumblr #hws norway #hws denmark #aph norway #aph denmark #hetalia #lukas bondevik #mathias kohler

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