Overheard@USC

We eavesdrop on our fellow Trojans' conversations. Fight on!

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If no one dies at the tailgate, was it really a tailgate?

McCarthy quad

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I've learned a lot about the human condition via Tinder.

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Waffles are horseshit food for people who aren't metal.

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Did a ghost ever teach you how to type?

30th

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I think my vagina would be an ENFJ

Girl at Lemonade

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Sometimes I like to pretend I'm breathing it into my soul.

Guy smoking weed

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Don't you hate when your neck is sore from head-banging?

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I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just awesome.

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When I went to Lemonade they didn’t have pineapple chicken. Like…why? We pay $70,000 to go here.

Annenberg Student

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Girl 1: Polyester is the poor man's silk.

Girl 2: I thought satin was the poor man's silk.

Girl 1: Then I guess polyester is the poor man's satin.

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Every time I see your computer it makes my computer feel fat.

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Girl 1: Do you like him?

Girl 2: No, he's gay.

Girl 1: Oh, that's why he's good-looking!

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If you don't like the music, move on. It's like straight guys. There's always more.

a professor

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Professor: Now, some advice for the men.

Professor: [gives non-gender-specific advice]

Girl: Uh, why is that only for the men?

Professor: Because I'm seventy years old and history is moving too fast for me right now.

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All I want to do this weekend is sleep and smoke weed.

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Her face is like a Build-A-Bear that someone put too much stuffing in.

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Basically men are the worst and their feet are weapons of mass destruction.