only suck someone's ass if they're nice 2 u

geoff said gay rights awsten said fuck het lives (inactive follow @lynzbian)

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geoff, looking into the first aid kit: why the fuck would you fill this with cheetos?!

awsten, bleeding out: it was funny at the time !!!!

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awsten: ugh don’t you hate it when you run up the stairs and your ankles start cracking like crazy

otto: lmao you still have bones ??

geoff, whispering: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

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patty, skipping stones on a lake : what a beautiful lake.

awsten, whispering : take that you fucking lake

[cyrusunderscore]

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geoff: hey otto so uh,, i noticed 20 dollars missing from my wallet. know anything about that ?

otto, wearing a glittery pink cowboy hat: fuck dude idk

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otto: listen up teens theres nothin "meme" about smokin cigarettes. its not "netflix and chill" to take a drug. fidget spin yourself into church

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awsten: unfortunately god made me a gamer so i’ll never find love

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awsten, walking in, angerly, holding a belt: what the fuck is this ???

jawn: uh that would be a louis vuitton belt, awsten

awsten: a-a louis vuitton b-??? this-this is a GUCCI HOUSEHOLD-

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2011 awsten: You're from the future?

2018 awsten: haha lol yeah from the year 2018

2011 awsten: So the world's not gonna end in 2012?!?

2018 awsten: uhh well you're gonna wish it did

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geoff: being called daddy is gross

otto: stop kink shaming me!

geoff: kink shaming IS my kink

otto:

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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awsten: oh my god oh my god who are you wearing ???

otto, decked out in mcr merch: gucci

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travis: i don’t need friends they disappoint me

travis: *dance move*

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awsten: y’all motherfuckers don’t know about my knife shoes.

geoff: ice skates

awsten: blockt

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awsten, picking up farore: your spawn is developing nicely, geoff! does it vore solid foods yet?

geoff:

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awsten: i have heterochromia

otto: aye that’s wassup bro love who you love !!

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awsten: ..in this world...it’s yeet or be yeeted

geoff: i'm literally begging you to just stop fucking talking

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u kno yalls submissions rly worry me sometimes