Steve: *clearly annoyed with Eddie*
Eddie: Steve, why are you upset?
Eddie, in a mocking tone as he stomps his feet on the floor: oh wait! is it because my shoes light up and yours don't?

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@overheardstrangerthings
Steve: *clearly annoyed with Eddie*
Eddie: Steve, why are you upset?
Eddie, in a mocking tone as he stomps his feet on the floor: oh wait! is it because my shoes light up and yours don't?
Steve: when you've been in the game as long as i have, you develop thick skin
Robin, walking by: yellow isn't really your color
Steve, holding back tears: it brings out my eyes you PRICK
Nancy: Eddie, we're starting to think you may have PTSD...
Eddie: yeah, Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick
Steve: we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism
Eddie: hey guys, i don't think you understood how clever what i just said was
Eddie, pouring a five hour energy into a four loco: have you ever tried a nine loco?
Max: at this point, you should just grow up and do coke
Steve: the next person to say "mood" or "same" or "me" after i say something threatening, will be thrown out of the window onto solid concrete
Dustin: mood
Robin: same
Eddie: me
Steve: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*
Eddie: you're not pushing hard enough
Dustin, holding a big box: hey, what would you say if i brought home an entire colony of bees?
Steve:
Steve: what's in the box?
Dustin:
Steve: Dustin, what's in the box?
Dustin, as the box buzzes: answer the question faster
Eddie: hey guys! want a tarot reading?
Nancy: ...these are pokémon cards
Robin, doing a vlog: hey guys, in todays video me and my friend will be trying different hair products!
Steve: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*
Steve: i can tell you right off the bat that this one is not very good
Steve, working on something: hey Munson, could you give me a hand?
Eddie, confused: uh...sure
Eddie: *walks over to steve and holds his hand*
Steve: that's cute, Eds, but not really what i meant
Dustin: eating makes me feel immortal
Steve: explain
Dustin: for example, if i ordered 42 buckets of fried chicken-
Steve: this better just be an example
[in a group chat]
Eddie: [downloading img_2846.jpeg]
Eddie: i made lightly fried fish fillets
Robin: dude, it's 2:15 am
Eddie: do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not?
Robin: well yeah, i guess
Nancy: wait, Eddie, did you just make them?
Eddie: yeah, i wasn't tired so i decided to make some lightly fried fish fillets
Steve: say lightly fried fish fillet one more time edward.
Steve: guys! we should have a group game night!
Robin: ooh! fun! how about truth or dare?
Steve: that's not really-
Eddie: Harrington, truth or dare?
Steve: uhh...truth?
Eddie: what's your credit card number
Steve: dare.
Eddie: i dare you to give me your credit card number
Steve, freaking out: why did you put cheetos in the first aid kit?!
Eddie, bleeding out: i thought it'd be funny!!
applebees waiter: and what would you like to order?
Robin: i'll take the apple please
applebees waiter: oh, sorry ma'am. we don't actually sell apples here
Robin, visibly frightened: alright then *gulps* i'll take the bees
Robin: so Steve, how did you know you liked Eddie?
Steve: well, a good romance starts with a good friendship
Eddie: and a bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la"
Steve, opening a letter: baby shower invitation? uh, no thanks Mrs. Wheeler, i can take a regular sized shower whenever i want
Eddie: give me that-