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Steve: *clearly annoyed with Eddie*

Eddie: Steve, why are you upset?

Eddie, in a mocking tone as he stomps his feet on the floor: oh wait! is it because my shoes light up and yours don't?

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Steve: when you've been in the game as long as i have, you develop thick skin

Robin, walking by: yellow isn't really your color

Steve, holding back tears: it brings out my eyes you PRICK

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Nancy: Eddie, we're starting to think you may have PTSD...

Eddie: yeah, Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick

Steve: we also need to talk about your use of humor as a coping mechanism

Eddie: hey guys, i don't think you understood how clever what i just said was

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Eddie, pouring a five hour energy into a four loco: have you ever tried a nine loco?

Max: at this point, you should just grow up and do coke

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Steve: the next person to say "mood" or "same" or "me" after i say something threatening, will be thrown out of the window onto solid concrete

Dustin: mood

Robin: same

Eddie: me

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Steve: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*

Eddie: you're not pushing hard enough

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Dustin, holding a big box: hey, what would you say if i brought home an entire colony of bees?

Steve:

Steve: what's in the box?

Dustin:

Steve: Dustin, what's in the box?

Dustin, as the box buzzes: answer the question faster

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Eddie: hey guys! want a tarot reading?

Nancy: ...these are pokémon cards

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Robin, doing a vlog: hey guys, in todays video me and my friend will be trying different hair products!

Steve: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Steve: i can tell you right off the bat that this one is not very good

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Steve, working on something: hey Munson, could you give me a hand?

Eddie, confused: uh...sure

Eddie: *walks over to steve and holds his hand*

Steve: that's cute, Eds, but not really what i meant

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Dustin: eating makes me feel immortal

Steve: explain

Dustin: for example, if i ordered 42 buckets of fried chicken-

Steve: this better just be an example

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[in a group chat]

Eddie: [downloading img_2846.jpeg]

Eddie: i made lightly fried fish fillets

Robin: dude, it's 2:15 am

Eddie: do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not?

Robin: well yeah, i guess

Nancy: wait, Eddie, did you just make them?

Eddie: yeah, i wasn't tired so i decided to make some lightly fried fish fillets

Steve: say lightly fried fish fillet one more time edward.

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Steve: guys! we should have a group game night!

Robin: ooh! fun! how about truth or dare?

Steve: that's not really-

Eddie: Harrington, truth or dare?

Steve: uhh...truth?

Eddie: what's your credit card number

Steve: dare.

Eddie: i dare you to give me your credit card number

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Steve, freaking out: why did you put cheetos in the first aid kit?!

Eddie, bleeding out: i thought it'd be funny!!

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applebees waiter: and what would you like to order?

Robin: i'll take the apple please

applebees waiter: oh, sorry ma'am. we don't actually sell apples here

Robin, visibly frightened: alright then *gulps* i'll take the bees

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Robin: so Steve, how did you know you liked Eddie?

Steve: well, a good romance starts with a good friendship

Eddie: and a bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la"

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Steve, opening a letter: baby shower invitation? uh, no thanks Mrs. Wheeler, i can take a regular sized shower whenever i want

Eddie: give me that-