Chaos

any pronouns

[cherry-cakey]

I still can't get over the scene of movie rocky eating in front of Grace 😭 It's the equivalent of meeting an alien and, assuming they will never encounter another of your species again, say "hey check this out we humans always do this in front of eachother to strengthen pack bonds" then proceeding to drop your draws and start playing in your ass.

I know if rocky could sweat he would be DRENCHED as they got closer to Erid, trying to come up with a polite way to tell Grace that he's been trolling him on Eridian culture this entire time

Like poor movie Grace would probably meet Adrian and immediately request getting to know them over dinner together (a standard human custom he assumed they shared cus of rocky) and Adrian being MORTIFIED. I love rocky he's such a little freak lmao

[overratedcanoe]

Grace like “yeah I’d love to share a meal with you guys :D” totally innocent and happy

And Adrian just slowwwwwly turns towards Rocky with a look of sheer “what the fuck did you do” that would terrify anyone

And Rocky tapping his lil claws together and shrinking down like “Rocky innocent statement Rocky love Adrian soooo much statement”

Mother (gender neutral), its twink engineer husband, and their weird leaky golden retriever from outer space

[cherry-cakey]

I still can't get over the scene of movie rocky eating in front of Grace 😭 It's the equivalent of meeting an alien and, assuming they will never encounter another of your species again, say "hey check this out we humans always do this in front of eachother to strengthen pack bonds" then proceeding to drop your draws and start playing in your ass.

I know if rocky could sweat he would be DRENCHED as they got closer to Erid, trying to come up with a polite way to tell Grace that he's been trolling him on Eridian culture this entire time

Like poor movie Grace would probably meet Adrian and immediately request getting to know them over dinner together (a standard human custom he assumed they shared cus of rocky) and Adrian being MORTIFIED. I love rocky he's such a little freak lmao

[overratedcanoe]

Not to be Nasty on main but I rly need a bloodymary ABO “sold to the mafia boss” AU

I mean picture it:

Scientist omega Ryland Grace- stubborn and ruffles feathers in the scientific community with his thesis and isn’t afraid to growl back at alphas who challenge him.

Mob boss Simon- born and raised into it, known as “the butcher” for his harsh actions.

Smthn smthn Grace discovers smthn for Stratt who’s in debt and she sells him out for her own freedom (canon stratt would never but he’s gotta end up there somehow and I can’t think of a better way rn)

Slow burn but with smut and a lil Stockholm syndrome as a treat

Is this anything? Please? Someone write this cuz I’m too lazy?

[overratedcanoe]

“Grace is leaky space blob statement.” Ohhh buddy. Just wait until Grace somehow manages to catch a common cold. You think *this* leaking is bad? It gets so much worse.

Source: I’m sick and dying and going through tissues faster than the phm fandom churns out bloodymary smut

[overratedcanoe]

Yk that scene where Grace accidentally inhales the ammonia before remembering lab safety and sprinting towards the fume hood?

I like to hc that he legitimately *didnt remember lab safety* until he recovered the memory in that exact moment and went oh fuck.

I can’t remember if this is canon in the book or not (haven’t read it since like 2021 I’m an OG fan) but I believe in my soul it is true

[overratedcanoe]

“At least you’re not addicted to drugs” unfortunately I’m Boring and it’s old man space yaoi instead which may be worse

[rocky-the-eridian-official-real]

<There is no ethical consumption under capitalism, statement.>

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung and project hail mary both very good

[glowing-beetle]

Has this been done yet?

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[overratedcanoe]

Can Caine bite his tongue

[heron-knight]

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”

[jaxantics]

[banquo-and-macbeth]

new evidence just dropped, add it to the list...

[overratedcanoe]

Maybe controversial, but I actually hc Jax as a super repressed trans man with a ton of internalized misogyny.

I am absolutely projecting being transmasc onto him cuz I’m transmasc but I think it’s not an awful theory and could be fun to explore/write about!!

[days-since-slimecicle-goont]

200 days since slimecicle made a goont joke

[letmesickly]

Hey, I saw your post and I just want to say thank you. I used to be in this fandom too; I wrote fanfics about the Prototype (and sometimes Doey) and drew PPT x Reader comics. But one day, I started getting threats in my DMs. They accused me of disgusting things and threatened to ruin my life. Naturally, I got scared and silently deleted all my fanfics. It really hurt because I worked so hard on them, they had a lot of likes, and people were asking for more. I lived for those stories, but I was just too terrified

I sent you to the DM what was sent to me.

⚠️(Warning: Contains death threats, doxxing, and suicide baiting sent by “antis”)⚠️

I received this message from a talented author who wishes to remain anonymous for their own safety. They were bullied out of the fandom. They deleted all their works. Why? Because of THIS. 👇

Look at these screenshots. LOOK AT THEM.

To all the “moral purists” and “protectors of children” in this fandom: You claim that drawing a monster or writing a 18+ fic is a “crime.” But YOU are the ones committing REAL CRIMES.

“Go drink bleach / Your mother should have had an abortion” — This is Suicide Baiting. You are telling a real human being to die over a fictional character.

“I found your LinkedIn… I’ll send it to your boss” — This is DOXXING and BLACKMAIL. This is illegal. You are trying to ruin someone’s real life and career because you didn’t like a fanfic? Are you insane?

“I’ll send it to the FBI” — Wasting law enforcement resources on false accusations is also a crime.

You are not heroes. You are not “saving” anyone. You are sadistic bullies who use “morality” as an excuse to torture people. You care more about pixels on a screen than you do about real human lives.

NOW, TO THE AUTHOR (AND ANYONE SCARED OF THEM): First of all, I am deeply sorry they targeted you. The fact that you had to delete your work because you were afraid for your life is a tragedy. You didn’t deserve this shit. BUT HEAR ME OUT: STOP BEING SCARED OF THESE CLOWNS. 🤡

Do not let these pathetic losers scare you. Who do you think is writing this? A dangerous hacker? The FBI? NO. It is a MOMMY’S DOXXER sitting in a basement, who probably can’t even ask for extra ketchup at McDonald’s without having a panic attack.

DO NOT FEED THEIR EGO. When you delete your work, when you cry, when you run away — YOU LET THEM WIN. You validate their sad, miserable existence. They get off on your fear because they have ZERO power in real life.

Don’t give them that satisfaction. They are barking dogs with no teeth. Block them. Laugh at them. Keep writing. Let them choke on their own bile while we enjoy fiction

[sncrlynwtms]

fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didn’t grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like “bro what is this 😭.” why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.

“college is absolutely nothing like this” “why are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one game” “so tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!”

if you don’t like a fic, and if you can’t suspend your belief enough to enjoy a fic that exaggerates or ignores real-world orgs, you don’t have to read it. you don’t have to screenshot it and put it on blast for twitter. you don’t have to post a link to it in the replies. the back button is literally there on your phone. it’s not giving baby’s first fandom anymore, it’s giving entitled asshole and it isn’t as cute as you think it is.