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idk if i know too much ball for your masterpiece of a mind but im yearning for the day i see bloodymary as the demolition lovers

I know ball

cherry-cakey

I still can't get over the scene of movie rocky eating in front of Grace 😭 It's the equivalent of meeting an alien and, assuming they will never encounter another of your species again, say "hey check this out we humans always do this in front of eachother to strengthen pack bonds" then proceeding to drop your draws and start playing in your ass.

I know if rocky could sweat he would be DRENCHED as they got closer to Erid, trying to come up with a polite way to tell Grace that he's been trolling him on Eridian culture this entire time

Like poor movie Grace would probably meet Adrian and immediately request getting to know them over dinner together (a standard human custom he assumed they shared cus of rocky) and Adrian being MORTIFIED. I love rocky he's such a little freak lmao

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Grace like “yeah I’d love to share a meal with you guys :D” totally innocent and happy

And Adrian just slowwwwwly turns towards Rocky with a look of sheer “what the fuck did you do” that would terrify anyone

And Rocky tapping his lil claws together and shrinking down like “Rocky innocent statement Rocky love Adrian soooo much statement”

Mother (gender neutral), its twink engineer husband, and their weird leaky golden retriever from outer space

#project hail mary #rocky the eridian #adrian phm

cherry-cakey

I still can't get over the scene of movie rocky eating in front of Grace 😭 It's the equivalent of meeting an alien and, assuming they will never encounter another of your species again, say "hey check this out we humans always do this in front of eachother to strengthen pack bonds" then proceeding to drop your draws and start playing in your ass.

I know if rocky could sweat he would be DRENCHED as they got closer to Erid, trying to come up with a polite way to tell Grace that he's been trolling him on Eridian culture this entire time

Like poor movie Grace would probably meet Adrian and immediately request getting to know them over dinner together (a standard human custom he assumed they shared cus of rocky) and Adrian being MORTIFIED. I love rocky he's such a little freak lmao

Not to be Nasty on main but I rly need a bloodymary ABO “sold to the mafia boss” AU

I mean picture it:

Scientist omega Ryland Grace- stubborn and ruffles feathers in the scientific community with his thesis and isn’t afraid to growl back at alphas who challenge him.

Mob boss Simon- born and raised into it, known as “the butcher” for his harsh actions.

Smthn smthn Grace discovers smthn for Stratt who’s in debt and she sells him out for her own freedom (canon stratt would never but he’s gotta end up there somehow and I can’t think of a better way rn)

Slow burn but with smut and a lil Stockholm syndrome as a treat

Is this anything? Please? Someone write this cuz I’m too lazy?

#mob au #phm #project hail mary #ao3 fanfic #bloodymary #bloodymary fanfic #ryland grace #simon iron lung

“Grace is leaky space blob statement.” Ohhh buddy. Just wait until Grace somehow manages to catch a common cold. You think *this* leaking is bad? It gets so much worse.

Source: I’m sick and dying and going through tissues faster than the phm fandom churns out bloodymary smut

#project hail mary #phm #rocky phm #ryland grace #leaky space blob

Yk that scene where Grace accidentally inhales the ammonia before remembering lab safety and sprinting towards the fume hood?

I like to hc that he legitimately *didnt remember lab safety* until he recovered the memory in that exact moment and went oh fuck.

I can’t remember if this is canon in the book or not (haven’t read it since like 2021 I’m an OG fan) but I believe in my soul it is true

#project hail mary #rocky phm #phm movie #ryland grace #phm

“At least you’re not addicted to drugs” unfortunately I’m Boring and it’s old man space yaoi instead which may be worse

#bloodymary #project hail mary #iron lung #bloody mary

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so anyway yeah iron lung and project hail mary both very good

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Has this been done yet?

essaimart

☝️ one

Can Caine bite his tongue

#the amazing digital circus #caine #tadc caine #tadc

heron-knight

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”