names beo you might or might not know me as healpimp/sgt nut twister if youre in the tf2 fandom, im on bsky too and that accounts got the spicy 18+ stuff on it so if you are interested come look lol BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH!!!!
i play the game regularily, i played it back in 2016 when it came out (paid the 60 bucks too 💀) and i main a variety of characters but mainly tanks because i love being a problem
i prefer to not interact with minors, please stay a respectable distance away
hey i have a bit of a writers block atm and i wanna write some Phreakwave (Hazard/Wuyang) smut with top Wuyang. send me some suggestions/prompts NOWWWW!!!!
Rating Overwatch characters on how likely I'd be able to win a 1v1 fistfight against them in a walmart parking lot
pt. 1: Tank addition
DVA
ive had beef with this cutie patootie since day 1 because of her ult wdym i got fucked when i was clearly behind something if shes out of her mech my chances increase thus id like to say id get a few good licks in at the very least she is however a trained solfier and i do not doubt she has hands and can trip me just so and knock out all my teeth that said she is coming to hell with me
7/10 your ult is dumb im gonna fucking get you
Domina
considering that shes a big asf woman that looks plenty robust i get the feeling she is a lot stronger than youd expect but thats not deterring me she looks like she would run away from my dirty peasant hands in fear of cathcing something which means she forfeits by default
10/10 now step on me
Doomfist
i would come off as fully delusional to even think i could fight Mr. Akande in hand to hand combat that guy punched his way out of a maximum security prison and that was without the gauntlet but due to growing up with an african father i know all of his weak points and know exactly what to say to get the better of him im probably not winning ever but im still gonna have a go and im gonna play dirty put up your dukes pussy
0.000001/10 the odds are stacked considerably in his favor and im probably not coming out of this with an uncracked skull
Hazard
due to my inescapable fondness of him i have come to the conclusion that i have to fight him and i wont win because hes quite literally built diff but fuck if im gonna pass on wrassling with a huge shirtless man that likes sticking his tongue out
10/10 if im horny enough that day otherwise id say a 2/10
Junker Queen
lets be real she is 9 ft tall and probably eats the bones when munching on hot wings my chances are slim at best she is a little dumb and if i can use that to my advantage i can at least get a chance to tickle her till she gives up but to be real i think im coming out of this one in a can
3/10 holy fuck queen is that jamison fawkes stealing your knife behind you
Mauga
bro is built like a fucking shed idek how he takes a shower i imagine they just hose himd own like a horse on one hand i dont think he could turn quick enough to catch me but on the other i dont think my punches would do anything id have to go fo the nuts and even then i feel like id hurt myself more than him
0/10 but you know ill take any chamce to get smothered by those bazonkers
Orisa
unless i was allowed to use a screwdriver i dont think i could do much at best she would feel bad about me being lamer than her but most likely im getting shish kebab'd by her javelin
0/10 unless i can get her to pull out from the match because she feels bad for me
Ramattra
as opposed to orisa and similar to hazard and mauga i want to fight this guy not necessarily to win but to get the opportunity to body tackle him for manly reasons that has nothing to do with homosexuality
1/10 im not winning but that wont stop me from getting my human sweat all over him
Reinhardt
even out of the suit this bad bitch is built like he eats bricks for fun but his moral compass will prevent him from hurting me thus i could potentially play dirty question is wether or not im okay with committing a sin that will put me in hell for a gazillion years
5/10 if i feel evil at the time my chances are higher
Roadhog
im fucked i cant play dirty and i cant weird him out i might as well spread my cheeks now
-10/10 but im showing up for any date with roadhog
Sigma
im gonna be honest with you i think i could take him but i draw the line at mentally ill old people i cant win this one
-1000000/10 i refuse to punch sigma
Winston
bro thats a fucking gorilla
0/10 bro im fucjed
Wrecking Ball
since this is bare hands 1v1 he cant use his ball but i know what hamsters are capable of this wont be an easy fight but i got tricks up my sleeve ive got a good chance on this one unless he outsmarts me
9/10 but i will be scared the whole time
Zarya
she can lift more thanbhalf a metric ton so to be honest i think she could snap me in half with an eyelid but if i get a chance to be choked out by her big gorgeous biceps i will take the chance
Rating Overwatch characters on how likely I'd be able to win a 1v1 fistfight against them in a walmart parking lot
pt. 1: Tank addition
DVA
ive had beef with this cutie patootie since day 1 because of her ult wdym i got fucked when i was clearly behind something if shes out of her mech my chances increase thus id like to say id get a few good licks in at the very least she is however a trained solfier and i do not doubt she has hands and can trip me just so and knock out all my teeth that said she is coming to hell with me
7/10 your ult is dumb im gonna fucking get you
Domina
considering that shes a big asf woman that looks plenty robust i get the feeling she is a lot stronger than youd expect but thats not deterring me she looks like she would run away from my dirty peasant hands in fear of cathcing something which means she forfeits by default
10/10 now step on me
Doomfist
i would come off as fully delusional to even think i could fight Mr. Akande in hand to hand combat that guy punched his way out of a maximum security prison and that was without the gauntlet but due to growing up with an african father i know all of his weak points and know exactly what to say to get the better of him im probably not winning ever but im still gonna have a go and im gonna play dirty put up your dukes pussy
0.000001/10 the odds are stacked considerably in his favor and im probably not coming out of this with an uncracked skull
Hazard
due to my inescapable fondness of him i have come to the conclusion that i have to fight him and i wont win because hes quite literally built diff but fuck if im gonna pass on wrassling with a huge shirtless man that likes sticking his tongue out
10/10 if im horny enough that day otherwise id say a 2/10
Junker Queen
lets be real she is 9 ft tall and probably eats the bones when munching on hot wings my chances are slim at best she is a little dumb and if i can use that to my advantage i can at least get a chance to tickle her till she gives up but to be real i think im coming out of this one in a can
3/10 holy fuck queen is that jamison fawkes stealing your knife behind you
Mauga
bro is built like a fucking shed idek how he takes a shower i imagine they just hose himd own like a horse on one hand i dont think he could turn quick enough to catch me but on the other i dont think my punches would do anything id have to go fo the nuts and even then i feel like id hurt myself more than him
0/10 but you know ill take any chamce to get smothered by those bazonkers
Orisa
unless i was allowed to use a screwdriver i dont think i could do much at best she would feel bad about me being lamer than her but most likely im getting shish kebab'd by her javelin
0/10 unless i can get her to pull out from the match because she feels bad for me
Ramattra
as opposed to orisa and similar to hazard and mauga i want to fight this guy not necessarily to win but to get the opportunity to body tackle him for manly reasons that has nothing to do with homosexuality
1/10 im not winning but that wont stop me from getting my human sweat all over him
Reinhardt
even out of the suit this bad bitch is built like he eats bricks for fun but his moral compass will prevent him from hurting me thus i could potentially play dirty question is wether or not im okay with committing a sin that will put me in hell for a gazillion years
5/10 if i feel evil at the time my chances are higher
Roadhog
im fucked i cant play dirty and i cant weird him out i might as well spread my cheeks now
-10/10 but im showing up for any date with roadhog
Sigma
im gonna be honest with you i think i could take him but i draw the line at mentally ill old people i cant win this one
-1000000/10 i refuse to punch sigma
Winston
bro thats a fucking gorilla
0/10 bro im fucjed
Wrecking Ball
since this is bare hands 1v1 he cant use his ball but i know what hamsters are capable of this wont be an easy fight but i got tricks up my sleeve ive got a good chance on this one unless he outsmarts me
9/10 but i will be scared the whole time
Zarya
she can lift more thanbhalf a metric ton so to be honest i think she could snap me in half with an eyelid but if i get a chance to be choked out by her big gorgeous biceps i will take the chance
hey i have a bit of a writers block atm and i wanna write some Phreakwave (Hazard/Wuyang) smut with top Wuyang. send me some suggestions/prompts NOWWWW!!!!
Hey so I have algonoraphobia and it makes your art very stressing to look at. Don't get me wrong it's absolutely amazing, especially the hazard art, but there's too many details. I would appreciate it if you could make a piece for me without as much detail? I'd start by removing clothes, as it would really help my condition
duuuuuuuuuuude now that you mmention it maybe i havve uit too fuckkkkkkkk...
With many thanks to @measlyfurball13 / @terrible-overwatch-fan for commissioning this piece, it was super fun to work on! I had a great time with this really cool idea.
