Please stop making the villains hot

Cry || he/they ||  self sabotage virgo || 18 || Brasillian || Transmasc Yes, new to this app, no I don't know what I am doing

[vicprobably]

I love how EVERYONE that meets Graecie both adores her and is also deeply concerned about her

[vicprobably]

well the entire Blue Kingdom might be deeply worried about their monarch at this point, but good thing Nom is doing really well and definitely isn't hearing creaking sounds or planning to sacrifice himself (Nom mains we're so fucked)

[floristquills]

Ah, so bf!Scott going along with bf!Avid's plan to kidnap bf!Cherri, because he trusted and empathized with him so deeply that he could only conceptualize helping this hurt person in front of him, was foreshadowing for how bf!Scott will go along with bf!Nom's violent downward spiral, because he trusts and empathizes with him so deeply that he can only conceptualize helping this hurt person in front of him. I see!

[imnotasweetie]

yall dont get it like i do

[salty-lemonss]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[overthinker-cry]

There isn't a best set of words to define this last stream

[kangablog]

[wiltingtu1ips]

nom rly decided to backflip into the fucking deep end huh

[jiang-yuan]

theres something poetic in the king who declared war to wear a flower crown

[nominalbuddie]

People ask what BANNERFALL is about

Welllll……

[oakhurst-2799]

"I climbed out of hell for you!"

"I've lived in hell for you."

NOMINALGRAVY YOU ROTTEN BOY WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU!!!

[tired-shipper]

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.

[realsillyzone]

"I need something heavy... "

Like a BRICK?! YOU SON OF A GUN?!

[knightwht]

His greed sickens me…

[startraced]

When faced with the persecution of the innocent, to whom will you raise your sword?

[dear-ao3]

[melyapperofthecentury]

So I'm watching v!Abolish's early POV on Vampires SMP because I wanna learn the events and learn more in general to get how to write v!Abolish right? And I find this hilarious moment in ep2 that fuels my Crossfangs I TALK ABOUT EP2 SPOILERS AND ENDING SPOILERS SO VAMPIRES SMP SPOILERS FOR EP 2

It's this scene where v!Abolish catches v!Scott eavesdropping on a conversation (I forgot but I think it's Apo and Martyn saying they're gonna believe in vampires for a couple days) just. Look.

THE WAY ABOLISH JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD LIKE I can interpret a whole conversation out of just the head movement WATCH ME. A FOR ABOLISH S FOR SCOTT.

S: Oh, hi!

A: What are you doing?

S: What do you think I'm doing? I'm eavesdropping!

A: No, you can't do that. You're not supposed to be doing that.

S: Awww... really?

A: Yep, come on. Let's go.

*Both sneaking away to meet outside the walls and talk*

Like is it just me who saw that exact conversation play out or do you see now and see what I'm saying? EVEN BEFORE ABOLISH ACTUALLY GOT THE JOB TO MAKE SURE SCOTT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING BAD, HE WAS ALREADY DOING IT!!! He was BORN to make sure that man does no evil!! 😭😭😭 Scott got scolded by Abolish via NODDING AND SHAKING OF THE HEAD. AND IT WORKED. I'm losing my shit this is so funny.

[knightwht]

Anyone do this yet?