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No because like they let them pack a karaoke machine on the Hail Mary. Do you understand me. Stratt saw the Hail Mary crew having fun and singing karaoke and then she made sure there was a karaoke feature on the frickin Hail Mary for them. So they could have fun together. On their suicide mission. SHE GAVE THEM A KARAOKE MACHINE Y’ALL DO YOU UNDERSTAND, QUESTION???
Is this anything?
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more things abt this
I keep seeing takes on here like: just because Alastor is aroace doesn’t mean you can’t ship him! or it’s not canon what does it matter if I ship him?
And I’m gonna share my opinion as an aroace person as to why this annoys me so much:
Im going to start with the second one because it’s a much simpler explanation.I understand it’s not canon but if a character was a confirmed lesbian or a confirmed gay man and people made posts shipping them with someone if the opposite gender….they would get destroyed. And don’t pretend like that’s not true I know for a fact it is. It’s a double standard that treats some queer identity as more important than others.
And for the first point: (I’m coming at this as a romance repulsed aroace person so bear that in mind. If an actual non romance-repulsed aromantic person wants to chime in I’d love to hear their opinion) that’s certainly a take. Now I understand queer platonic relationships exist and are completely valid. But objectively not what people are talking about when they’re like “omg Alastor is so in love with *blank*” they are not interested in exploring queer platonic relationships. They are interested as using queer platonic relationships as ayes loophole so they don’t feel guilty/don’t get hate for shipping an aroace character. And also a way for these people to feel like they know more about aroace identity than people that bring up very valid points of aroace identity erasure.
I feel the reason this annoys me so much is because we have like two aroace characters in media and even fewer confirmed in canon rather than by the creator. And it’s just ignored by 99% of the fandom. They’re other characters to ship. Alastor is an interesting character and I get the urge to ship him. But you guys do know you can explore character dynamics outside of romantic relationships right?
Also this is a side note but every time I see a post being like “this Alastor ship is so good because of how they have this rivalry” or whatever I laugh to myself because like Alastor is just a professional rage baiter. All rivalries are completely one sided. His beef with Lucifer? 100% just him screwing with Lucifer for fun. His rivalry with Vox? This is just an excuse for him to bully a fully grown man until he cries.
ALSO ALASTOR HAS BEEN CONFRIMED AS AROACE NIT JUST ASEXUAL IF I SEE ANYONE TRYING TO ‘CORRECT’ ME WITH THAT I WILL FIND THERE HOUSE AND PEEL THERE FLESH OFF THEIR BONES.
So ya
Stratt: Oh no.
Stratt: I don’t have the time or emotional capacity to be sad or stressed about this.
Stratt: GRACE!
Grace: On it!
Grace: *starts sobbing and going into a full panic attack*
He's not short...he's just surrounded by giants.
*aka an excuse to play with new brushes.
I swear I was trying to draw something cute to unwind and put aside the horrors of the world for half a second, but it's very apparent that I failed pretty dramatically. The TV's currently running in the background, and I feel sick listening to the bullshit it's spewing.
let's see the future together, yeah?
back to kakashi angst !! the rendering for this one was an absolute pain but i survived somehow
No because I’m obsessed with this idea
“Rise and shine, my friend! It’s springtime of youth!”🍃
“huh???”
Sakumo being a super popular borderline sex symbol in his era will never stop being my favorite hc, I need to see more of it
All the people his age and younger had a crush on him. It was just a Thing(tm) where 9 times out of 10, a Konoha shinobi's first crush was probably Sakumo. Even other villages young shinobi hung up his bingo book picture above their bunk and dreamed of both killing him, being killed by him (in a hot way), having a battlefield fling with him, and more. There was blackmarket fanfiction. He was incredibly popular among civilians all over fire country. Some popular romance novels had love interests very blatantly based off him.
Even before they were on a team together, Obito and Rin both had a silly kid crush on Kakashi's dad (Obito more than Rin) and he was aware of it. This did not help make him like them any more. (By the time hearing smthn positive ab his dad would have made Kakashi softer, they'd both gotten better at hiding the crush, so to Kakashi it looked like they'd gotten over Sakumo.) Even Minato had a bit of a thing for him, not really but like— strong, popular, feard and very friendly ninja who is now paying him some attention (bc hes his kids teacher) he's not immune. Kushina understands, she is also not immune. (Kakashi is going to throw a fucking fit)
Even after his failed mission, when his reputation crashes and burns within the village, he still can't completely shake his admirers— they possibly just get more disrespectful ab the attraction when it mixes with the hate. (Which tbh could make for an interesting discussion all on its own)
Kakashi is haunted by his father's insane popularity for decades after his death. He does his very best to ignore the lingering evidence of people being insane ab his father.
One day he realizes one of his favorite romance novels has a romance interest based off Sakumo and has a break down ab it and can never read the series again.
When raiding an old abandoned enemy camp w Team Ro, he finds an old, autographed photo of his dad covered in lipstick marks in the communal bathroom. He chooses to ignore it but it's quickly spotted by his teammates, who do not know who Sakumk is, and v quickly begin to remark on the poster, who this mysterious Konoha nin is, and ahaha damn he is kinda good looking, huh? (Kakashi wants to DIE)
Shisui ends up taking the poster back to Konoha with them and hangs it up in the ANBU communal quarters where it is VERY quickly recognized. And also some of the people in that room recognize it so quick bc they also used to own a similar poster. (Kakashi wants to DIE someone PLEASE kill him now)
Its only when he's given team 7 that he finally thinks he's escaped the legacy of his father as Konoha's Most Sexiest Shinobi. Only for Naruto, when being trained by Jiriyah, to find his drafts for Icha Icha very clearly inspired by his dad. Which he can never publish for multiple reasons (lingering respect for Sakumo. Also for Kakashi, who is his biggest fan and would probably never look at him again.)
Naruto somehow accidentally brings this up with Kakashi who like. Has war flashbacks and immediatley stands up and walks away as Jiryah scrambles to try to explain himself and Tsunade looks on in scorn (she will approach him later to carefully ask for the drafts while trying to seem like she's not really asking for them bc she's too proud to admit it)
Naruto and Sakura discover Kakashi-sensei's dad was a sex symbol. I don't even know how they'd react but like. Oh my god. Oh my god you guys.
Funniest option would be they accidentally revive his popularity a little bit by being so loud ab it they like, remind people ab him. + introduce another generation to the idea of him
Kakashi is crouched on the floor with his face in his hands. When will he be freed from this hell.
Sasuke does not escape tho, he goes to sound and finds a picture of Sensei's dad in Orochimaru's office (???????)
This is such a shitty sketch but the vision:
Itachi, who learned who Sakumo was from that poster thing, goes on to find a photo of him in ""Madara's"" belongings and gets super weirded out but ultimately doesn't. Super care. But also. Like. What. What.
After Itachi finds the photo, which Obito genuinley forgot he fucking had and keeps in part just bc its like one of the only belongings that remained from his Konoha days, he shoves it somewhere in Kamui to forget about.
But then in the Obito vs Kakashi Kamui fight, it fucking flutters down in the middle of the fight and Obito fucking dies of humiliation as Kakashi realizes he will truly Never Escape and that this reality is his own personal hell
Uhh endgame Kakashi becomes Hokage and accidentally retreads his father's path in becoming the new Konoha Sexy Man. Which simultaneously crushes him (he will never escape) and fills him with delight (he will now be able to impart the pain of having your father figure be lusted after by all ur friends and acquaintances onto his students)
I just know sakumo only had eyes for kakashis mom but was so nice about letting everyone down it just made them crush harder. And I just know kakashis mom was a wild and free woman who was just like. Feral
I have the thought of tattoo artist Jaden and flower shop owner Wemmbu being neighboring stores. Like, modern au I guess? Like, right next to the other deal where Jaden can sometimes hear a few of the ridiculous flower arrange requests the other gets or hear that one specific customer-Flame he thinks?-begging him with help to make him a anniversary bouquet since he and his boyfriend are celebrating it in a few days...
It's funny to Jaden since someone under the name Lomedy has booked a tattoo for him and his boyfriend on the same day Flame needs the flowers.
Probably not related.
...He does wish he could see this mystery owner though since, from what he knows, the man rarely leaves his shop from what he's seen...
The man knows he could just go over there but like, it would probably be weird as hell to just go over because your curious on what someone looks like.
Right?
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Wemmbu on the other hand he has seen Jaden a few times outside his shop when he's caught up with a few of his customers outside of his story and finds him...interesting.
Especially since Flame has told him a little bit about him when the tiger hybrid stayed a bit to long while he was arranging flowers and yapped his ass off on Lomedy that it turned towards his ex-friend now friend again-Wemmbu still needs to catch up on the details of that because he swears Flame and Jaden hated each other last week-Jaden.
It makes him curious on the other man he has to say...though not enough to actively seek him out since it seems like they have nothing in common.
Even if Egg says it would be good for him to make a new friend-"Or get a boyfriend!" "No."-but he disagrees, he's fine with the small circle of friend's he's gathered here.
He doesn't need anymore.
Until, one day, Jaden wanders into his shop and asks him for help with designing a flower tattoo...
-- Queen
so I’ve noticed how you like your baby trapping prompts via Wemmbu and his (I use he/him for Wemmbu) suitors. However I raise you this: instead of Wemmbu’s suitors baby trapping him, he is the one doing the baby trapping (either on accident or on purpose)
the accident would me more likely, but the on purpose could happen.
accident: Wemmbu messing around (probably during invis arc) and things happen
On purpose: Wemmbu needs to feel safe or something so why not force someone to be loyal and care about him through having a child with them
-🤨 anon
BABYTRAPPING PROMPTS <33
yessss wemmbu going man i need to find a way to keep this guy with me, what if they get tired of me or something?? (could be anyone really, but I'm thinking either Jaden or flame, they would not at all get tired of her but she's insecure and traumatized from previous people LMAO).
This is the on purpose one, where she stops taking her pills that prevent pregnancies, and when she takes a test, and she's officially pregnant, she's like crying on them like I'm so sorry!!! I took my pills; ig it just didn't work this time !! or something like that.
if its the accidental one, all of that happens ^^ except she didn't plan it at all, and after that she's like, wait, if I keep it, then they'll be bound by their honor/being the person they are to stay with me for the baby.
Mwah Mwah :3, really i can see current arachnid wemmbu after this arc deciding to babytrap jaden !! like YES Jaden has stayed with me and helped me no matter what, but what if he decides to leave me? What if he one day feels like one day i'm too much? so she decides to baby trap him.
Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old
One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism
reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century
That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.
Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years
I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.
Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.
throwing shade
Egg suffers from SHORT MEMORY LOSS
AND HE HAS EYE PROBLEMS EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN EYE
Also god bless Jaden like bro is jesus for Wemmbu and Yungy
