Owen's Things

• Gen X Male Pansexual • • Safe, Chain, and Consensual • • Daddy to @SweetAngelAshdene • “Obedience to just authority brings happiness and security.” • #me More of me • -> Not related to The Home Depot in any way, so please don’t sue me. It is my favorite store for ropes and chains, and tools, and many other things, which I fondly call “Dom Depot.”

[vegaofthelyre]

[tubofgoodthings]

Calvin’s snowmen are breathtaking achievements and I will accept no disputes

[dinovia-grant]

If he had drawn nothing else but Calvin’s snowmen for ten solid years, I would have been in Heaven.

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[shauntae-world-deactivated20200]

Someone: Ew, that guy is so much older than you, he could be your father!

Me: Ew, that guy is your age, he could be your brother!

[programmerhumour]

SQL injection via car.

[charlesoberonn]

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

[charlesoberonn]

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

[charlesoberonn]

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

[mr-elementle]

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

[sudokobitch-blog]

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

[jadensilver]

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

[dikubutto]

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

[charlesoberonn]

shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes

A black domino mask

A dark grey wool hat

a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets

a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

[micaxiii]

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

[charlesoberonn]

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii

[silverjirachi]

You do the crime, you get the crime.

[charlesoberonn]

The plan is working!

[t0mies-b0dy]

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

[charlesoberonn]

He is gay, and does crimes.

[werewolfie]

Crime Man strikes again

[aegistrucy]

I like Crime man

[charlesoberonn]

And Crime Man likes you too

[defendor-of-freedom]

¿ what are his Powers?

[charlesoberonn]

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

[charlesoberonn]

Speaking of company names, I’m considering several for whenever I get to the point where I can publish a Crime Man graphic novel.

Berrybo Comics is the the main one I’m considering. Or maybe just Berry Comics.

[charlesoberonn]

👍

[oninoonichan]

[allthingdisney]

The Skeleton Dance (1929, dir. Walt Disney)

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[programmerhumour]

Our savior

[programmerhumour]

Time flies when your doing nothing

[programmerhumour]

God fearing Americans do this immediately!

[funnyreclaimed]

[triskeleaficionado]

[hayaang1]

does anyone have more these are great

i’m wheeziNg

[ruby-white-rabbit]

@yawpkatsi

[sheisthestorm]

Special Cunt 💀

[angelonfire77]

😂😂😂

[averagejoe316-deactivated202003]

😄

[programmerhumour]

(g)old

[typhlonectes]

[cybergata]

veggiedayz  That one kid that just won’t go to sleep.

[guessididntdie]

[kitty screaming]

[kittensplaypenshop]

Light up galaxy collar <3 Lights are individually placed behind the nebulas/bursts.  Can also be put on a slow or fast strobe setting :3

[hobolunchbox]

This is why I Internet.