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my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!
me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years
the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term
imagine a goat with a hat
STOP-
what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
Iāve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures
you can only reblog this if you're not racist
huge coming from the site who is so against black art that 'tumblr users are afraid of rap' has been a meme for the best part of a decade. You know that yall are 4channers with pronouns right?
addendum: you can only reblog this if you're not racist part 2
i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service youāre organising" one of the tags responding said "this isnāt about proshippers in here youāre not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.
There's a disconnect happening here because the primary function of social media for most casual users is to form a circle of friends around the usual things that friendships are built on: shared interests and lifestyles and ideas of what is important and what is unacceptable. When people are mainly doing leftism on social media, this encourages thinking of leftism as centered around establishing high-minded social clubs.
For anyone who still isn't getting it from someone who helps people IRL: There's a difference between whom you're helping to feed at the mealshare and whom you're choosing to hang out with for fun after the mealshare. You don't have to invite a hungry person with opinions you don't like to play board games with you, but you do have to help keep them from starving if you're serious about leftist organizing.
[Image ID: Tumblr reply with username blocked out reading: *volunteering at the soup kitchen, holding a bowl hesitantly to my chest* what do you think about age gaps in ships /End ID]
its not funny but i do think about it a lot
This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:
But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvinās dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:
I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.Ā There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, itās not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.Ā If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.Ā Ā
my friend visiting my house: hey iām thirsty can i get a glass of water
me:
Nestle isnāt gonna fuck you
Also water IS a human right, itās classified as one by the UN the only country that really disagrees with this is the United States
I know this post is a few years old, but I stumbled on it and I just want to also point out⦠Even aside from water being free or not, even aside from water being a human right,
the old man wasnāt stealing.
He was using a neighborās water, that the neighbor pays for, with the neighborās permission. Nothing was stolen. The old man just wasnāt the one paying. If someone comes to my house and I let them charge their phone while theyāre there, are they STEALING electricity because Iām the one who pays the electric bill? If I take someone out to dinner, are they STEALING their meal if I pay for both of us? Get fucked.
I hope that person has become a better kinder person since 2021, but I"m not holding my breath.
the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them
the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it
"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous
fine I will concede: you CAN actually put something in there while maintaining the vibes, but it should complement the location instead of just being a generic scary guy you could put literally anywhere
Years ago when I still used 4 chan I wrote a semi parody semi serious backroom story when it was still more Niche we're the only other thing in the back rooms that you ever saw was a salesman like a floor salesman that you see in department stores that would follow you around and offer you great discounts on their merchandise and tell you about their specials but he would never tell you what they actually sold or answer any question about how to get out He would just pretend that he was in a completely normal store and try to keep me to make a purchase but there was nothing to purchase
Reminder that capitalism is the death of art
are you whiny bitches seriously acting like faster and more affordable and more accessible translation is bad? itās a bad thing? itās a thing we should be against now? is that seriously where weāve arrived? can you people think for ten fucking seconds just ONCE?
machine translation is really good for many languages - esp the romance ones - and while its not perfect or anything, like.. i donāt know how to tell you itās a good thing weāre able to instantly speak to people, 80% accurately, from anywhere in the world
I went through the notes on this post specifically to find this reply - or one like it. Because it has a point, and itās a decent point for you, the person. But itās also missing the info of the larger scale problem.
(Or it isnāt; as you rightly point out in the tags, itās a capitalism problem. But Iāll expand on this point of ācapitalismā. I need to rant. I need to scream.)
Iām a professional translator. I work in video games and software, with an occasional dash of literary translation. Iāve worked in translation proper, Iāve worked on editing other peopleās work, Iāve led a couple of translator teams. Iāve worked the occasional miracle, working around some Really Dumb Choices the developers made.
(Spoiler alert: other languages have different syntax and grammar, if you give me a list of nouns to translate, and then give me the plural āsā to translate separately, this is not good. Even in English, woman -> womans is dumb.)
I am a fan of making things affordable and accessible. I am really happy that Google Translate and similar things can tell me the gist of what people are saying in conversations I only half care about. As the poster above says, itās great! Not perfect, but ok!
Do you know whatās not great? Do you know what the OP in the original image means?
The client the original image is talking about isnāt you. Itās not some person on the internet trying to find out what someone said in a Post. The client theyāre talking about is, essentially, the corporation: the translation agency, the publishing house, the IT giant.
You, the individual, do not have the power to demand how I do my job. If you come to me and say, āSarshi, I want you to take this 300-word post, run it through Google Translate, and then charge me half of what you usually do for translating itā, I can take it or leave it.
But I get contacted by agencies - half of them want this. āWe have a game, Sarshi! Just post-edit the results of a machine translation!ā āWe have support articles, Sarshi! Weāre paying you a lot less to post-edit the results of machine translation!ā
You say itās ok to have 80% accuracy, and I feel you! Yes, sometimes it is! But companies are like ālol, this worksā, too!
Itās happening over and over. And these arenāt⦠theyāre not people, you know? Theyāre not Auntie May trying to figure out what the dough recipe she got from her niece in Indonesia says. Theyāre agencies, trying to increase their earnings by promising top quality to companies, then going, āgosh, we said weād do it for cheap, how can we manage that?ā
Or they can even be large companies themselves. Oh, youāve spent a bajillion trillion dollars trying to create the CryptoNFTVirtualRealityAI hybrid that everybody knew wouldnāt work and now you panic because your earnings are lower than usual? Oh, and you want to ācut costsā by screwing over every contractor you have? Great. Just great.
This is going to screw you over - you, the individual. Not my client, not the translatorās client in general - the companyās client. The corporation is too big to really care about how you feel about their product - the employees individually might, but the companyās only metric is if you buy it or not. And the company makes decisions based on what brings the most money for the least cost.
So your hardware manuals might be crap and you might be in tears because you have no idea how to make your new appliance do the thing. Youāll go on YouTube and youāll find a solution, and youāll eventually figure it out. And maybe youāll forget about the crap manual in time. So next time, they still wonāt get a good translator, because they already have a cheaper solution that seems to work.
So your game looks like it was translated by a bunch of rats in a bunker and you can barely understand what anyoneās saying? Well, maybe they got a bottom-feeding agency overpromise that they totally have legit translators working for $1/hour. Pinky swear! Did you buy the game? You did. So⦠the system worked! Theyāll hire the same agency again!
Itās like the clothing industry all over again. We could have better clothes, but itās cheaper not to. Theyāre doing us a service by selling us shoes that wonāt last a season, and T-shirts that will look like crap after washing them twice - theyāre cheap, arenāt they? Theyāre affordable. Anyone can get clothes. (So you pay more in time are are more frustrated? Whoās counting!)
And meanwhile, itās easy to forget things might be different. That we have the ability to create good things, pleasant things. That manuals can be easily readable, that games can sound great, that books can be awesome to read. It becomes harder to trust the market, harder to believe in quality, easier to say that this is normal, this is how things just are.
And if you speak English natively, well⦠Youāre at a huge advantage. A lot of stuff is created by your people, for you. For countries like mine, that are small enough to import a lot, nearly everything is translated. I want you to imagine almost all movies subbed, every appliance made elsewhere (with menus needing translated and all), every app in a foreign language. And everybody who can cut costs will try to.
Itās not⦠itās not great.
#excellent breakdown #i promise no translator worth anything is against individual people being able to use mt to understand texts and communicate #iām a translator and iām a big fan of machine translation in my everyday life but it should not be used commercially #machine translation in commercial products is at worst a health and safety risk #but NOBODY who actually understands the matter is saying that mt shouldnāt exist. for fuckās sake
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drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we donāt get of our ass and start taking action
danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay
eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month
william osman 2:
the title: farmer build robot
the content: In this episode, William Osman and the polycule struggle for like 30 minutes of video time to build a working animatronic interspersed with a b plot about farming or whatever camera man john is doing.
Once in awhile we get mail time or making a recipe from the 1960s.
Also, from the comics:
see every time i see this status i get angry because iāve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you canāt make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the gameās functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so itās not like someone modded it in by adding the line āint const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;ā. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because iām too petty to have any say in the matter
every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and theyāre like āwhoās that whispering in the trees, itās two sailors and theyāre on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, whoās your daddy, yes i amā and then within four hours thereās a thirty minute long video on youtube titled āASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINEDā and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy
*cry laughing* the little goading 'they made it better!'
That's the comment if someone who knows EXACTLY what button to push with someone else to get, 'i am going to castrate him tonight.' as a flat response.
every āhand made boxers and briefs for transmasc and nonbinary fxlkā subscription box is $80 and everything is polyester and the exact same as regular boxers at like walmart but have a ā§ļø emoji sewed into the side like a cutie mark and the company is like if u donate 25 extra dollars to us with your purchase we will donate to jellyqueens and make a hugggge important impact on the world š and then jellyqueens is just.. like a small business jam and jelly company with flavors based on different pronouns and gender descriptors (like tme for example) with very obvious like weird assigning of bioessentialist presentation to fruits for the jellies like āamabsā are blueberries and kiwi and āafabā are cherrys and watermelon and the jellies arenāt even good and actually are lying about being gluten free and also get moldy very fast bc they arenāt using preservatives but they still only deduct -$3 from the original price when they do pop up shops in brooklyn while selling them and the impact on the world mentioned by the boxer company is just to reduce jellyqueens pass due bills bc they keep getting fined for avoiding inspection of their kitchen (its in their apartment but they own five cats and let them stay on the counter while chopping and cooking the fruit for the jelly) and also they take a extra $5 dollars from you as a āservice chargeā on the boxer companies website because the ceo is using that money from every purchase towards their anime boy maid cafe budget for theirnext trip to japan
did this happen to you
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained š
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)
If you live in Detroit, it is strongly recommended that you don't breathe.
As someone in WI, this whole region is awful so please be careful friends! (7/16/2026)
Please put on your N95s. The same ones used for covid will filter particulate pollution. I lived in a city with yearly winter pollution levels like this. If you can pay for it, you might as well get an indoor air filter to sleep in.