Legally Blonde

♡ Owen Elle Evans ♡ Hiya, lovelies! As stated above, I'm Owen. I'm just another small town boy with big town dreams, and I'm hoping that someday, I can make them all come true. I share a face with my brother, Sam - but I'm the one usually dressed in pink. I also have a dog named Bruiser Gemini Evans. He's got plans to take over the world, so watch out. I'm a cheerleader, actor, singer, dancer, future counselor and definitely future husband to someone special. "Love never accepts a defeat No challenge it can't meet, no place it cannot go. Don't say no to someone in love, don't laugh when I say love. Don't think that I'm naive. Because even a person who's smart, can listen to their heart, can listen and believe. So, believe in what love can achieve." ~ Elle Woods

[pvdhunterc]

That’s just what I was thinking. Did you hear they’re gonna make a High School Musical 4?

[owenevans-switch]

Is this some kind of cruel joke? High School Musical 4? Don’t play with me like this. If I let myself believe this and it turns out to be fake, I might die. Literally.

[owenevans-switch]

Okay, ignoring the fact that they’re actually Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens - Sharpay Evans just read the presentation speech for Gabriela Montez to come out and perform at the Tony’s. I’m pretty sure that’s her worst nightmare.

I’m amused.

[domssmythe-deactivated20150703]

Nothing beats an introduction at midnight.

[domssmythe-deactivated20150703]

It’s just a metaphor, kid. I don’t spit on people the way that barbarians do. It’s tacky and gross. I’d much rather cum on someone’s face than wasting energy spitting on someone. Oh, I’m aware that I’m hot and all that. People either want to be me or be with me.

So you prefer the submissive side of things? Again, that word doesn’t exist in my dictionary. The only person I trust is myself. I make myself happy, that’s more than enough for me.

[owenevans-switch]

How come you keep calling me ‘kid’, Sir? Are you older than me - or do I just come across as one to you? Oh - wow...you-you just said that, with no hesitation whatsoever. I am so attracted to you, it’s not even slightly fair, Sir. As long as we’re being blunt here...I’m usually on the receiving end of all that, but from what I can tell - it actually takes a lot more energy to cum than it does to spit, but it’s definitely a lot less of a waste - that’s for darn sure. I don’t blame em’, especially since I’m one of em’.

That, I do. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve given being Dominant a try once or twice, but it’s just so unnatural for me. I like making people happy, and I feel the best when I’m doing that by serving them. As log as you’re satisfied with that sort of lifestyle, Sir. I’d just hate to think that you’d get lonely at all - but you’ve already made it clear that that’s not a thing that happens to you, so I guess I don’t have to worry.

[girls6bite6back6]

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[dom-emmanuel]

If I watched that movie, I would probably get this reference.

[owenevans-switch]

You never watched Frozen, Sir? Not even just to see what all the hype was about? If we were having this conversation a year and a half ago, I’d probably say that you’re missing out...but if we’re being honest, I’m kind of over it, myself. I still like the music, but the movie itself is kind of overrated. I didn’t really peg you for the Disney type, anyway. I bet you like all those action-y, war/superhero kind of movies, right? Sam likes those.

[owenevans-switch]

[restlessheartsxx]

I doubt that’ll ever happen.

[owenevans-switch]

Probably not..

...Did you get the joke, though?

[owenevans-switch]

@Puckervans

badasspucks said: Frozen is the best dude

Okay, but did you get the joke, Sir?

[classysnake]

It’s actually in the statistics that most people will continue to over-sing Disney music soundtracks in an upwards to 30-40 years after they’re made.

The Little Mermaid should have died forever ago, but you see how that turns out.

[owenevans-switch]

Really? That’s insane! It might be a little annoying, but Disney’s gotta be doing something right if they’ve got their songs stuck in our heads for half of our lives. Maybe there’s some sort of secret hypnotism trick in between the notes that we can’t hear...or you know, maybe the music is just super good. That’s another option.

[jesse-s-t-james]

Everyone around here has gotten so dull.

[jesse-s-t-james]

Booooooo, Owen. Booooooo.

Life is all about making mistakes. How are we supposed to learn if we don’t mess shit up?

[owenevans-switch]

You’re such a dork, Jesse St. James.

Maybe it’s so quiet because we’ve all done all the learning that we can do? I mean, punishments never happen anymore, and I think it’s because everyone’s learned how to behave. I used to get in trouble a lot when I first got here, but I guess almost two years can change a few things, right?

[infinnitelyhudson-blog]

It took me a second, but I totally got it.

I actually don’t think I know any other songs from that movie. I’ve only seen it once, I think.

[owenevans-switch]

As long as it clicked for you! I’d be so bummed if no one at least chucked at my funny, and so far - you’re the only one.

Well, there’s the one about building a snow man - even though it’s actually a super deep narration of how Elsa and Anna’s relationship starts to fall apart...plus their parents die at the end of the song. Super sad. Let it Go is the most popular, though!

[owenevans-switch]

I went jogging in the park yesterday, and I stopped to get some water from the drinking fountain. While I was filling up my bottle, I heard a little girl singing just about every song from the Frozen soundtrack.

Don’t get me wrong, I love that movie - but it’s been almost two years since it came out...

You’d think people would have let it go by now.

[jesse-s-t-james]

Everyone around here has gotten so dull.

What happened to all of the dramatic cry-babies that my entertainment for the week depends on?

I swear I heard somewhere that you could die from sheer boredom. 

[owenevans-switch]

I feel like it’s better for things to be boring around here than for them to be exciting. Exciting at Roselle Academy usually means punishments and bad things.

[owenevans-switch]

[nevillles]

[domssmythe-deactivated20150703]

Nothing beats an introduction at midnight.

[domssmythe-deactivated20150703]

If you can’t handle spit, you can’t handle me. Though if I’m being honest, I prefer my partner to swallow than spit. 

Smart people listen and follow orders. They know what’s good for them and what’s not, and you seem to fit the bill. However, it’s not that hard to be smart and play pretend, so don’t let it go to your head. No, thank you. I’m possessive of what’s mine; I don’t like people touching my things. Goodness knows what germs and diseases people bring into this place. You have a point, but I’d probably care more if I were interested in making friends.

[owenevans-switch]

I’m having a hard time making any sort of comparison between you and spit, Sir. I don’t think you’re gross at all. I mean...you know, you’re all kinds of handsome and stuff. Oh yeah? Well, my mouth might be a little disproportional to the rest of my face, but it has it’s uses...and that might just be one of them.

Being here for two years has definitely taught me how to behave, so if that’s what it takes to be smart in your eyes, then I guess I’ve got that down at least. Don’t worry, I’m not playing pretend when I’m being good. I like pleasing people, and that just doesn’t happen when I’m not on my best behavior. I’ll definitely stay as modest as possible, Sir. I have a feeling that it’s hard to earn compliments from you, so I won’t take your praise for granted. Oh, that makes total sense. No problem, Sir. I just thought I’d offer. If you don’t care about making friends, how do you keep from being lonely, Sir?

[deeroleplays]

Thank you for liking my picture, Sir.

You’re welcome blondie, pleasures all mine.

[owenevans-switch]

It definitely could be...

M’glad I could give you something to smile about. How goes it?