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Reblog if you miss Freddie Mercury
It's ALWAYS missing Freddie Hours
Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits? Me: No Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene! Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.
That fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.
I actually told this to my mom when she told me to shave. She said that it was different for my older brother to grow hair because he was a boy I just kinda stared at her for a minute
🚨shaving is not hygienic it’s cosmetic🚨
I cant shave down to the skin bc it actually hurts my skin but even with trimmed body hair, i STILL get the ~~personal hygiene~~ bullshit. I am clean, my body hair is clean, there’s nothing gross about clean hair. To reiterate:
Shaving is not hygiene, it’s cosmetic
Also by only saying this to girls, people are admitting either
That they’re unfairly stigmatizing women and girls as “unclean” (how original)
That men are unhygienic for not shaving and that’s ok
Fuck shaving. Destroy capitalism. Cull the patriarchy.
my stepdad actually said there’s a difference between “boy hair” and “girl hair” like it grew differently or some shit
like the fuck
these are one of the rare times im actually so grateful to be living in asia, bc we hardly care about body hair here so
I shave because I don't like how body hair feels, lmao
for this wondering where to cop. I work with my hands and regularly get cuts and scrapes and I love these
they also come in mid tones.
This is nice :)
There’s also a black owned company called Browndages!
They come in a number of different shades as well 🥰
Rebloging for the black owned company
Reblogging for other people who spent their whole lives not knowing bandages are supposef to match skin tone
Oh cool!
Omg yaaaassssss
*cries in 'I'm so pale all bandages stick out like a sore thumb'*
tumblr bitch: liking 70s/80s music makes you a freak!
me: **growls really hard**
elton: its ok theyre just jealous babe…
me: i know elton, i know
freddie: **slaps my fat juicy ass**
me: NOT NOW FREDDIE ELTON AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT
freddie: youre so boring **does a whole line of coke**
me: **sighs**
police: **en route**
elton: **john**
Hey this is on par with superwholock 2013 cringe, just letting you know
That’s the goal
Listen, I like them too, but this is as cringy as as the Undertale fandom combined with the FNaF fandom
peter has a lot more spidery habits than he initially lets on, because….no one could possibly relate and he doesn’t want to feel weird. but one day he realizes they pretty much all sound like shitposts so he just starts tweeting them out and gets big popular.
like, not even on his spider-man twitter. @ peterbparkour tweets out something like “I’ve officially decided chewing is too much of a chore. excited to announce from now on I’ll release venom that melts all my food into a convenient liquid which I’ll then drink from a fun and sexy crazy straw” and it has 40 million replies that all say ‘same’
“just stubbed my toe really fucking bad so I’m gonna rip my leg off- hope it doesn’t take to long to grow back!’ ‘yea it be like that’
“to the man who just stole my backpack on the subway- sir please. please. my eggsack is in there. sir please. they’re just babies they’re scared they’ll devour you SIR PLEASE MY EGGSACK” ‘haha this guys wild’
“the temperature has started going down so it’s time for me to hibernate!!!! see you all in 7 months!!! :)” and someone goes ‘worm’ and he replies “spider, actually”
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
For 2 weeks, it's been stuck
Sometimes you just gotta draw ur childhood crush
gods he’s hot
((Childhood? He's still my crush tbh))
Sparknotes does social media a bit too well
“I met Brian after we exchanged letters … Brian sent me a long letter, cause he’s bit of a letter writer Brian - I’m terrible at it … and he sounded quite intelligent …”
(1977) (1986)
ETA
1977 interview:
„And that’s when I met Brian. I met him through my flatmate in Imperial College which is a different college than mine. I met him in a bar one night cause he wrote me a letter after I replied to an add: ‘We need Ginger Baker/ Mitch Mitchell type drummer’ and Brian wrote me this long involved letter and he sounded quite intelligent you know cause he liked Jeff Beck and Jimi Hendrix. So I met him and we got on very well. And that was the beginning”
1986 interview:
“Very quickly I met Brian actually. He was at a college of a friend of mine, my flatmate.”
This is Brian May?
“Yeah, he was at Imperial College. I met him in a bar there after we exchanged letters. And he introduced me to a few other people …” How do you mean: exchanged letters? Explain that.
“Well, my friend came back to the flat one day and said: “Hey, there’s a notice on the notice board at Imperial College in these students union that said ‘Mitch Mitchell type drummer wanted” or ‘Mitch Mitchell/ Ginger Baker type drummer wanted” or something and it’s from some guy in the physics department” And I said oh great. So he said: “Well, [ sorry, I don’t understand that bit – maybe someone can help] … why don’t you sort of get in touch.” And Brian sent me a long letter, cause he’s bit of a letter writer Brian - I’m terrible at it – and we met in a bar.
Brian and his Red Special, from a work in progress to the finished guitar
The photo on the left is from May 1963 when Brian was 15. The photo on the right is two years later, in 1965, when Brian was 17/18. Both photos were taken in the May’s living room (notice the same curtains in the background of both).
There is something about seeing a young teenage Brian miming chords on the pieces of unfinished wood that would become one of the most famous guitars in the world, and then seeing him in that same place only two years later with the finished product that he built with his father, that makes me very emotional.
#still fucking blows my mind that he and his dad built an electric guitar#by themselves#like….#how.#i mean i know how but.#HOW.
Honestly though like I am continually amazed by the fact that Brian and his father managed to build a functioning electric guitar and I hope you don’t mind me stealing your tags and Going Off on a bit of a rant, because frankly I don’t think this fandom actually appreciates this point enough.
I mean for start, they built this in 1963. The concept of an electrified guitar, in general, wasn’t even really a thing until the 1930s but models like the Fender Telecaster and the Gibson Les Paul weren’t commercially available until the early 1950s. Which means that Brian and his father built, from scratch, an electric guitar only about fifteen years after electric guitars became available to the masses.
And it goes without saying that they did this with no instructions and without any prior experience of building electric guitars. The Red Special isn’t Attempt #14 either, it is literally their first attempt. And not only that but they built in a ton of features that weren’t even standard to mass-produced guitars at the time (like the phase switches and the design of the whammy bar). Again, on their first and only guitar they built and with nothing to use as a guide.
Also, let’s not forget that they built this guitar because they were literally too poor to afford to buy one. (If I have to read one more shitty so-called “journalist” insinuate that they built the Red Special because of their egos I am going to scream. There is a world of difference between “We can do better than that” and “We have to make this ourselves, and if we’re going to put in the effort we’re going to make it as best we can.”)
They had to put an incredible amount of engineering into the guitar. Not just the electronics to actually make it function (which, again, included unique features not found on other guitars) but even with something as simple as building the body of the damn thing, to make sure it could survive the stress of the string tension and being played. And they technically made it semi-acoustic to boot, instead of having a solid body piece, which arguably was the more difficult option for them to go with.
Everyone knows that the guitar was made from odds-and-ends, and we can all rattle off quips about the hundred year-old fireplace, the knitting needle, the mother-of-pearl buttons… But just stop and consider how absolutely amazing it is that they used those things and the guitar works. They weren’t using high-end materials, they weren’t building this with specialized equipment, they used what they had and what they could find and it fucking works.
And not only does it work, it has worked for over 50 years, with an incredibly low amount of maintenance and with the overwhelming majority of it still made of its original parts. And when the main restoration was conducted in 1998 they sourced primarily original and period-specific parts and supplies, to change as little as possible.
This guitar has been around the world, it has been used on every Queen album, every solo project of Brian’s, every tour he has ever been on, and 50 goddamn years later it still sounds amazing and is still the guitar that Brian uses first and foremost for everything he does.
And it was built in two years, by two people who didn’t know what they were doing, with whatever meager supplies they could find, less than two decades after electric guitars were first commercially available, on their very first attempt.
And if that isn’t the most unbelievable, incredible, downright amazing thing you have ever heard, then I don’t know what to tell you. Because it still absolutely blows my goddamn mind every time I stop to consider the sheer magnitude of what Brian and his father managed to achieve.
Who are the greatest role players in Rock History?
John Deacon and Roger Taylor: Two-for-one here, because when the guy at the front of the stage is perhaps the greatest lead singer in Rock history and guy off to the other side is arguably the most underrated guitarist alive, there’s plenty of anonymity to go around. John and Roger were the rhythm section for Queen, and if you never paid them much attention, don’t feel bad. You’re not alone. But they played an incalculable role in the band’s success – Deacon the cool, perpetually bored looking bassist who never did anything except play perfectly and occasionally write a smash hit (“You’re My Best Friend,” “Another One Bites the Dust,” “Spread Your Wings,” and he also jacked out the bass line for “Under Pressure”). Taylor, in contrast, was simply electric – I’m not sure there has ever been a better drummer who fewer people paid attention to. He was also a tremendous vocalist. Many people hear some of the band’s anthemic moments and assume that Freddie is the one responsible for all those majestic, soaring high notes. Nuh-uh. Those high tenor spots were all Roger.
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Was? He still is honey! The man still releases music and sings on tours!
That is perfect. For those that still don’t understand, maybe this will help …
So giving compliments to people isn't allowed now???
Do you people not realize how your parents met?? They used to be strangers, did they not???
Billie Joe Armstrong literally wrote a song about coming out as bisexual as a teenager, and then like two years later wrote one that was pretty much all about dressing up in drag and getting fucked by/fucking guys, and y'all STILL say he’s a “straight ally” because he married a woman??
The same goes for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie. Both were openly bi. Both wrote (multiple) songs about their queerness. Both are pigeonholed as either “gay” or “straight”. They were both neither of those things.
hey remember when freddy mercury wrote a literal song about wanting to be allowed to be bisexual without it being a big deal and was incredibly obvious about it and then straighties went “oh lol look at how quirky queen is writing a song all about bicycles!”
This also happened to p!nk, she’s openly bisexual but since she’s married to a man and has had two babies with him, people say that she’s straight.
Like, yeah she does a lot and shows a lot of support for the LGBT+ community but she isn’t just an ally, she’s part of that community.
Biphobia is completely real and so many Bi wlw and mlm are assigned the “straight” role when they just ARENT.
Also let’s add Lady Gaga to the mix. She’s repeatedly shit on for Born this Way for not being part of the community when she is, in fact, openly bisexual and writes song about being LGBT
!!!! All of this!!!!
Agreed but, it's Freddie with an ie
I hate flies.
Like when they rub their hands together
What are those diabolical bastards planning??!
The entire Bee Movie script tshirt
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My name is Inigo
I was born in the UK and I have been working for a few years now
My age is a little bit of a mess
I like to think that the cloak wasn’t the only thing he passed to me
I’m sorry what
My name is the group of friends who are in a relationship
I was born with the same problem and it was my last job
My age is a lot of my life
I like to think that I have to do and I am a good manager
my name is gay
i was born in the closet
my age is a good time
i like to think that you should be able to get it to me by the end of today
what
the fuck
My name is Emb
I was born with the technology of a dead kid
My age is not that big
I like to admit it is a little too much
Okaywhat
My name is the best part
I was born in a bad day
My age is a big girl in the middle and then I’m okay
I like to see what I have to say about this app
What!?
My name is Jeanne
I was born in the willows
My age is year
I like to hear that you can’t accidentally when I get in the horror mood
… what?
My name is Chris
I was born in the morning
My age is a good time
I like to think about that ass
…Well then
My name is Danny
I was born too late
My age is beyond your comprehension
I like to not be depressed
wacc
My name is a good time
I was born in the morning
My age is a good time
I like to be a part of the team
Well bb u get to call me A Good Time
My name is Maria.
I was born on a minecraft wood.
My age is the best way to go to bed.
I like to know if you can also download music.
@battlywatt13
My name is Hannah
I was born. That’s it
My age is 14
I like to monch and cronch
My name is Jeam
I was born in the morning
My age is the one
I like too much to do
My name is Jae
I was born Gay-
My age is 18 you hecks!! >:’(
I like Eddsworld and random shit ((including Boys))
UwU
My name is Gavriel.
I was born in the middle school.
My age is a big fan art.
I like to think about you.
my name is a good idea
i was born into the house
my age is a very happy to help
i like to know what you think of dance
My name is Mack, kinda
I was born in the place to be
My age is not important to mortal eyes
I like to know everything and anything about history and ect. so I can demolish everyone’s brain
My name is Ikia
I was born and raised here and I don’t want it
My age is not okay
I like to think about how he is in my head
My name is John king
I was born with the gae
My age is not my fault
I like to think that I look like the moon
huh-
My name is Hope
I was born in the same exact place
My age is a bit too busy
I like to think about you too mommy
Wow ok
My name is Allison
I was born to a cow but I’m so scared
My age is a problem with my life
I like to think about you too much stress over your weight loss
Ummmm my name isn’t even Allison what the heck? Lol
Why is no one quoting Inigo Montoya at all?
My name is Inkei
I was born lmao
I like to be happy
That’s just
Wtf
My name is a good girl
I was born in a bit
My age is just a few days
I like to think about it and then we can do that for the duration of the barn
Yes
My name is on the list
I was born in the morning
My age is a good time to come by
I like to see the house on the market for a new job
My name is john
My age is not this far fetched
I was born to a lot less than a month
I like to think a movie
My name is Max
My age is so much
I was born in the middle of the night
I like to think of you
My name is my sisters name
My age is going insane and I’m going insane
I was born in the morning so I’m gonna was a nice night
I like to think about it and then hopefully I will be home
My name is Fiona
My age is a bit weird
I was born android but it was just really like talking to me
I like to think about it haha
My name is a few days of the other day
My age group send the way to see
I was born on Tue Feb
I like to be able to see
Um
What
My name is bella thorn
My age is a whole mood
I was born on halloween night
I like this image
????
my name is Not My Neck, BITCH
my age is a queen
i was born to be a good one
i like the way you do you
My name is the name of your dad.
I was born to be a good night at work.
My age is a good thing and I don’t know what to do.
I like to think that the people are not the one I am.
Alrighty then.
My name is kalia
I was born in the morning
My age is a lot
I like to talk to someone more qualified than me at talking
My name is *oop it’s my real name*
I was born in the shower
My age is a a little hard
I like to play with this one
My name is Dick Rider 3000
I was born premature
My age is two digits
I like to think about Gerard
My name is when I a young boy
I was born gay
My age is ugly
I like to think about girls
My name is Nicolas
I was born in the middle of summer
My age is a little straighter
I like to think about how much I want to sleep
My name is Thranduil
I was born in my home state
My age,I have to get my fucking mind out of the rings
I like to be a bit different than the last airbender
what the fuck is this mess?
My name is a good time to time.
I was born in the summer of sixty nine
My age is a good time to get a chance to win the game
I like the one that is the best of luck
Okay then
Here's the thing about shows like South Park and Family Guy that make their money off of being edgy and offensive. They fundamentally reduce their viewers' capacity for empathy. If I found a joke funny, and you found it offensive, you're just too sensitive. This is directly related to the ride of the alt right and the election of trump. In this essay I will
OP WHERE'S THE FUCKING ESSAY
So instead of writing the essay this is exactly what I'm talking about. This shit reduces your capacity for empathy. If you can't understand why people are hurt by a simple joke, nay, think that's the whole point... How the hell are you supposed to feel for someone when they come to you complaining of ACTUAL oppression? It's the foot in the door phenomenon. A little oppression isn't too bad, cuz it's funny, right? It hardens your heart against others
Somebody actually wrote this essay already. It's a Twitter thread about how the alt right recruits teenage boys by getting them to post slightly offensive memes... And then when they get called out and don't understand why the alt right channels their anger at feminists and women and people of color and liberals. According to this thread, boys are being "set up"
Read the whole thread at the link above this is just a snip
"offensive" shows like Family Guy are a precursor to the alt right and you can't change my mind
op this is a fantastic semi-essay
One of my biggest issues with this is South Park is edgy and offensive because that's the only way it can get its commentary about the world across
It makes fun of everyone. It's funny because we know it's wrong.
Comedy comes from being offensive. That's what it's all about. It's why there's so many types of it, so many levels of offensive
Something is going to offend someone. Always. That's why it's funny.
Does a dark joke reduce your ability to sympathize with someone going through a difficult situation? No! Many people use humor to cope with trauma.
Just because you don't find something funny doesn't mean you can force others not to either. Humor is subjective, quit being a self-righteous prick