i added ears

i do not have photoshop

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[puthy]

how you can tell the post is really bad

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

[barbeloth]

man come on

[xrd]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[homunculus-argument]

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

[drafty-castle]

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

[homunculus-argument]

Children in real life also.

[homunculus-argument]

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

[flickering-leaves]

The humble Oxford comma

[homunculus-argument]

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

[mylordshesacactus]

#you can understand op by using your brain

[tsunflowers]

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

[tsunflowers]

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[orcboxer]

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

[dorian-they]

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

[orcboxer]

[redstonedust]

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

[fussybabybitch-deactivated20181]

Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off

[yiffmaster]

finally this website is starting to work properly

[were--ralph]

remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.

[digitaldiscipline]

I remember when we could look at a pineapple without thinking of your sex life.

[were--ralph]

[hikikomoricomplex]

I see we’ve reached the “blame your failures on communist subterfuge” phase of the AI business plan

[hikikomoricomplex]

The AI business plan, for reference:

1. Promise everything.

2. Piss off everyone.

3. Deliver nothing.

4. Blame asians?

[thegaymertrainer]

[jelibaen]

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

[everkings]

grossly underestimated

[aerodaltonimperial]

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK

[senatortedcruz]

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

[senatortedcruz]

Exactly!!!!!

[eraserheadadult]

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

[strawberry-crocodile]

the one kernel of value i think in the "egg prime directive" is "its courteous to do some cursory investigation into an internet stranger's gender and identity befire you approach them with an assumption on their gender situation".

every other example boils down to "someone was incredibly rude and pushed someone else's boundaries about this" in which case the problem is either the repeated boundry pushing or the inability or refusal to establish a boundry in the first place.

[strawberry-crocodile]

OR the original meaning, which is a vague gesture at there being a "right (later) time" for someone to realize their transgender and begin making decisions with that information.

and like... no. fuck that. that is incorrect. the best time to realize you'd be happier outside of you AGAB is now.

[strawberry-crocodile]

and even that first example!!! the situation im alluding to of, like, a transmasc being sent transfem egg jokes! thats clearly part of the wider long-standing problem of parasocial relationships and being being overly familiar and personal with internet microcelebrities!

like. if you are singling out egg jokes as the problem. then you have biases you need to examine.

[homunculus-argument]

The finnish language doesn't make a distinction between modern formal "mister", some forms of the title "master", and is also used in some contexts where the english language would say "lord". The guy who runs our local game store has a habit of referring to me and my boyfriend in this way - I don't know if that's what he does to all customers, or if it's just us two specifically - and while I perfectly understand that in context it's simply "gentlemen", it does have a mildly renaissance feel to it.

Like oh yes, we have returned once again to gracefully offer our patronage to your business. Today we are seeking to purchase more warhammer.

[the-writing-goblin]

To be fair, given the subject of many ttrpgs and the vibe of those who play them, it 100% could just be that he greets all his customers as m’lord.