dyatlov pass date night

alexz | 33 | she/her | creature lesbian | no terfs

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[gaycatdad]

She should be at the club

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[queenofratz]

i love me some scooby doo ass music

[revvethasmythh]

the distant cousin of "she would not fucking say that" and it's "she would NOT fucking wear that" about modded outfits for video game characters

[c3rvida3]

Obsession (2025) was really scary because what if you took your girlfriend to a party and she did a dramatic reading of her Hansel & Gretel incest fanfiction.

[c3rvida3]

Obsession (the Calvin Klein fragrance for men) is also really scary because it contains synthetic civet that's so effective at attracting big cats that wildlife researchers spray it near trail cams to get better footage. Do NOT wear it on a hike. Potion of getting mauled by a cougar.

[baidao]

💚👉🏻MC👈🏻💛

[enki2]

[owlickz]

when you find a label maker

[hazzi-ta]

Does Leonora also have to do homework? ´ᯅ`

[hazzi-ta]

Leonora

[liesandblues]

Arc 1 Leonora and Ramona

[hazzi-ta]

professor…🥺

[tocokii]

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[crabmeiser]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese