Life in 64-bit

What an amazing world we live in. Sometimes it feels hard to filter out the signal from the noise.

[timbllr]

[despazito]

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[kaiserneko]

[korratea]

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

[marvelousmichaelmidnight]

IN A ROW?

[laurakvstheworld]

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

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[Mako: You sucked that guys dick? Korra: Yeah…how do you think I knew that he… Mako: wait, but you said that you only had sex with three different guys! You never mentioned him! Korra: Because I never HAD sex with him! Mako: You sucked his dick! – Mako: What?! Something like 36? Korra: Lower your voice… Mako: Wait, what is that anyways, something like 36? Does that include me? Korra: ….You’re 37 Mako: I’m 37?! Korra: I’m going to class! Mako: uhh, my god! – Mako: 37! My girlfriend’s sucked 37 dicks! Bolin: In a row?]

[bloodbenderz]

world heritage post

[deus-ex-moshina]

Please watch this

[wolfthebard]

@suppuration​ This was golden. 

[cheeky-orchid]

Ok, but the stubbly cute MOHAWK geek 😍😍😍😍

I want more bearded mohawked guys in my life

[ebonyperfection]

[theuniversesmind]

[popepauljohn]

[politicalsci]

[blackqueerblog]

I think she earned the right to protest wherever and whenever she wants.

[slytherinstarkravingmad]

They have the right to protest where they want after the shit they were put through.

[shostabr0vich]

Look at that. If he had legitimate cause to ask them to move, he would have arrested them.

Instead, he walks away with his tail between his legs like the neutered hound he is.

[connxrskye]

THE GIRL WHO DOES MAKEUP TUTORIALS AFTER EDIBLES JUST POSTED A VIDEO WHERE SHE DOES GRANDMA MAKEUP AND USES WATER BALLOONS AS BOOBS AND ONE EXPLODED IN HER BRA

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

[han-j1]

I love that he said Pakeha

[littlereddove]

Can someone write what its being said in this?

[kc749]

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

[dancinbutterfly]

I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.

[johncribati]

[vbartilucci]

Janice is clearly Karen’s Kiwi Cousin.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[missmeengineer]

How long you been feeling like this?

Sally, my whole life idk what to tell you

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[doctorginsberg]

I think of this from time to time. I thank you as an autistic person and someone who knows more doctors than most people will probably meet in a lifetime. It’s both personally and professionally

[serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty]

Response for when the far-right pick a fight by spewing ignorant divisive bollocks, then claim that they're being 'bullied', or 'cancelled', or 'oppressed' or 'silenced' when other people argue back or criticise them for said bollocks.

[tiktokstowatch]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

I'm just amazed that they managed to find someone who knew none of this