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@owlish-weaver
Goddess of Wisdom, Warfare, and Handicraft
🏛️ Eldest daughter and third eldest child of Zeus
🦉 The favourite daughter
🫒 One of three virgin goddess
📚 May not be the smartest but definitely the wisest
🗡️ The most competitive after Nike herself
🧶 She/her
#weaverspeaking - posts
#wisestanswers - asks
#warriorresponds - reblogs
#some wisdom for your day - daily bit of wisdom
Evan here !! Man I have NOT been active on this blog… So sorry about that, it’s near the end of the third quarter of school now so I got assigned a bunch of projects to do !! But I’ll try to rp more !!… After I got all this stuff done…
It’s easier to learn a language when you learn its alphabet and the way its phonetics work first.
Hello, Aunt.
@take-your-fucking-meds
Hello, Asclepius. How are you doing? Is your father still trying to eat toothpaste?
*sigh* I don’t…believe so?? No news is good news, after all.
Well, I’m a doctor, so not really, but. You know.
Don’t believe I do, but glad to see you’re doing well, nephew. Are the mortals still being unwise?
Well, in my field of work, they almost always are.
…Although it seems like some of them have fucked it up worldwide this time, I have to admit.
That. That they have.
Asclepius, we should start smiting and doling out divine punishment again.
I can actually get behind that. I drove Father’s Sun Chariot for him once and almost wiped out Europe, so if anything, smiting some cruel mortals wouldn’t be hard.
Ah, I remember hearing many prayers that day. You gave them quite the scare, thought the sky was falling and all. But yes, should be easy enough to wipe out some mortals…
I mean. Not all of them, of course. Just the bad ones.
Starting with whoever makes people go bankrupt for healthcare.
Maybe start less ambitious, you’d wipe out half the world if that’s the goal you’re going for.
Hello, Aunt.
@take-your-fucking-meds
Hello, Asclepius. How are you doing? Is your father still trying to eat toothpaste?
*sigh* I don’t…believe so?? No news is good news, after all.
Well, I’m a doctor, so not really, but. You know.
Don’t believe I do, but glad to see you’re doing well, nephew. Are the mortals still being unwise?
Well, in my field of work, they almost always are.
…Although it seems like some of them have fucked it up worldwide this time, I have to admit.
That. That they have.
Asclepius, we should start smiting and doling out divine punishment again.
I can actually get behind that. I drove Father’s Sun Chariot for him once and almost wiped out Europe, so if anything, smiting some cruel mortals wouldn’t be hard.
Ah, I remember hearing many prayers that day. You gave them quite the scare, thought the sky was falling and all. But yes, should be easy enough to wipe out some mortals…
Hello, Aunt.
@take-your-fucking-meds
Hello, Asclepius. How are you doing? Is your father still trying to eat toothpaste?
*sigh* I don’t…believe so?? No news is good news, after all.
Well, I’m a doctor, so not really, but. You know.
Don’t believe I do, but glad to see you’re doing well, nephew. Are the mortals still being unwise?
Well, in my field of work, they almost always are.
…Although it seems like some of them have fucked it up worldwide this time, I have to admit.
That. That they have.
Asclepius, we should start smiting and doling out divine punishment again.
Whoever told you life is a race or anything of the sort is lying. Unless you are participating in an actual competition, there is no competition. Take your time.
Hello, Aunt.
@take-your-fucking-meds
Hello, Asclepius. How are you doing? Is your father still trying to eat toothpaste?
*sigh* I don’t…believe so?? No news is good news, after all.
Well, I’m a doctor, so not really, but. You know.
Don’t believe I do, but glad to see you’re doing well, nephew. Are the mortals still being unwise?
They are going to Get you.
And by they I mean me. I am rapidly approaching all locations.
Stay away from my location. I will hit you with a weaving shuttle.
Hello, Aunt.
@take-your-fucking-meds
Hello, Asclepius. How are you doing? Is your father still trying to eat toothpaste?
When you’re in the northern hemisphere and can’t tell north from south, look at the position of the moss. Stand with the moss on your left, and you’re now facing north.
Chamomile tea has calming properties which helps with relaxation, as well as may helps reduce cramps
Why does Meg keep calling Apollon 'toothpaste boy'? I don't understand....
Sunshine please I am very confused
My father has apparently eaten twenty seven different kinds of toothpaste. All of it of his own free will.
WHY IS HE EATING TOOTHPASTE?!
Because Apollon is an idiot.
She let me hit because I have a kind aura but a bloodthirsty heart and a very large sword❤️❤️❤️
this is about aphrodite right…
tell me so i can properly make fun of you
Yeah it is....
…pack it up pillow princess
Now, I may be a pillow princess but I will not be packing it up.
if aphrodite told you to, you would.
No! I'm whipped, not spineless.
Is the spine in the room with us?
Ehhh, yeah? [pulling out a human spine from my pocket, which clearly could not fit in my pocket]
…Uncle, why do you have that?
Gift from a good friend!
… Ah. Is that why you asked me that question earlier today?
What do you think of ants?
Very cool animals, I like their sense of duty and community, and their strategic minds (at least, strategic for their size). I like them.
This is the daily reminder to be wise, do some crafts, and NOT get yourself killed.
Am I allowed to get someone else killed tho??
Asking for a friend.
No, but if you already did (which I have no doubt you did), then be wise and cover it up properly. Make sure no one finds out about it.
Athena can I pass my test yes or no
That’s knowledge and moreso Apollon’s domain, for future reference.
As the goddess of wisdom, if you had study, yes.
