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𝔄ℜ𝔈𝔖,🗡 𝔊𝔒𝔇 𝔒𝔉 𝔚𝔄ℜ
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HEY! I'm Ares, god of war, brutality, bloodlust... the works. Look me up on Wikipedia or something. Or don't, I'm cool with that.
Send in an ask! Or two, or three. Just don't trip over a battle axe on your way out, kid.
Nobody sing right now, my vultures do NOT want to hear it and they will circle you ANGRILY
They are going to Get you.
And by they I mean me. I am rapidly approaching all locations.
You're next.
Sorry bud, I don't make the rules until I do make the rules.
UNCLE WHAT.
I'm going to get you...and bring you on a nice vacation because you work so hard with all your patients and deserve the break! What'd you think I was gonna do, kill you? Beat you up?
They are going to Get you.
And by they I mean me. I am rapidly approaching all locations.
You're next.
Sorry bud, I don't make the rules until I do make the rules.
They are going to Get you.
And by they I mean me. I am rapidly approaching all locations.
Vulture appreciation post:
They can give each other therapy :)
other ask games are too sexual or romantic and i dont like that so im making my own, bitch
🫂 - i wanna hug you
🧠- i love hearing you talk. you should ramble to me more often
🫀- i love you in a deeply concerning platonic way
💿- i wanna listen to music with you in a treehouse in a summer night
🌷- i wanna shittalk people with you and just be haters together. it would be fun
🪻- you are so so cool and awesome oh my god
🌻- im proud of you
🍄- you didn't deserve what happened to you
🌵- you could stab me and i wouldnt mind as long as its you
💧- you are an important presence in my life
🍬- id go to a candy store with you and steal all the candy
🕹️- i wanna go to an arcade with you
🕰️- ill love you until the end of time, dear friend
🥊- id beat someone up with you
🌑- you worry me sometimes. just remember im here if you ever wanna talk about anything <2
♟️- you, me, board games.
🍁- im so glad you're my friend
🐚- our souls are linked in ways i cant put to words
Khaire, uncle.
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Why, hello, Orpheus.
I trust your evening has gone well?
Uuuhh... sure.
Caught a bit of a cold, sparred Alectryon, spent all day home with my vultures.
Think I'm catching a cold...this is fucked, I didn't even know gods could get sick.
Gonna go spar Alectryon to feel better.
Uncle, I'd have to advise that you hydrate and rest if you have a cold, and not do anything that would put too much strain on. you. I'm not sure how effective hacking at a chicken is going to be to recover.
He may be a rooster, but he can handle himself just fine in a fight. It's almost scary, they have tiny little knives on their feet. Plus, I heard...somwhere, some time, that exercise helps when you're sick
Think I'm catching a cold...this is fucked, I didn't even know gods could get sick.
Gonna go spar Alectryon to feel better.
Well, going to bed! If you see a vulture out there somewhere tonight, that guy's mine.
All of 'em are mine, and that's the best part.
She let me hit because I have a kind aura but a bloodthirsty heart and a very large sword❤️❤️❤️
this is about aphrodite right…
tell me so i can properly make fun of you
Yeah it is....
…pack it up pillow princess
Now, I may be a pillow princess but I will not be packing it up.
if aphrodite told you to, you would.
No! I'm whipped, not spineless.
Is the spine in the room with us?
Ehhh, yeah? [pulling out a human spine from my pocket, which clearly could not fit in my pocket]
…Uncle, why do you have that?
Gift from a good friend!
… Ah. Is that why you asked me that question earlier today?
Not particularly, Sekhmet was the one who gave me the spine.
...and I was the one doing the killing earlier..
*whispers* simp
No, but sure, whatever you want. However, next person to say that is getting the flat of my sword to the face
Khaire, uncle.
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Why, hello, Orpheus.
She let me hit because I have a kind aura but a bloodthirsty heart and a very large sword❤️❤️❤️
this is about aphrodite right…
tell me so i can properly make fun of you
Yeah it is....
…pack it up pillow princess
Now, I may be a pillow princess but I will not be packing it up.
if aphrodite told you to, you would.
No! I'm whipped, not spineless.
Is the spine in the room with us?
Ehhh, yeah? [pulling out a human spine from my pocket, which clearly could not fit in my pocket]
…Uncle, why do you have that?
Gift from a good friend!
She let me hit because I have a kind aura but a bloodthirsty heart and a very large sword❤️❤️❤️
this is about aphrodite right…
tell me so i can properly make fun of you
Yeah it is....
…pack it up pillow princess
Now, I may be a pillow princess but I will not be packing it up.
if aphrodite told you to, you would.
No! I'm whipped, not spineless.
Is the spine in the room with us?
Ehhh, yeah? [pulling out a human spine from my pocket, which clearly could not fit in my pocket]
This is the daily reminder to be wise, do some crafts, and NOT get yourself killed.
Am I allowed to get someone else killed tho??
Asking for a friend.
