Hoot

With Swagg

[elidaddyy]

Trying to do anything while dissociating. x

[owlswagg]

ministry: ministry of magic what's your emergency

harry: uh yeah so the dark lord's back and he's killing people

ministry: what no he can't do that

ministry: that's illegal

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo

[xekstrin]

*looks around*

Is

Is anyone gonna say it

[brambledboneyards]

malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite

[grangerbread]

remember that time in harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 when voldemort dropped dead?

me neither

[draco-theever-malfoy-deactivate]

remember that time Harry was clever and fixed his wand with the elder wand /before/ breaking it and throwing it off a cliff?

me neither

[grangerbread]

remember that time when wormtail strangled himself to death in the deathly hallows part 1 because he was indebted to harry?

me neither.

[noramachwitz]

remember that time when lupin wanted to go horcrux hunting with the trio because tonks was pregnant and he was scared shitless?

me neither

[grangerbread]

remember that time when luna and harry went to the ravenclaw tower in search of the lost diadem and nearly got caught by the carrows but then mcgonagall showed up and saved their arses?

me neither

[asexualfeministagenda-deactivat]

remember when peeves -

right

[fabianprewett-archive-deactivat]

remember how harry looked just like his dad and his mum’s eyes?

lol jk pretty sure he was adopted

[tathrin]

Remember that crucially informative flashback to when James and Snape had a hex-slinging fight and then Snape called Lily a Mudblood and it was like the defining moment of his life and also the whole reason why anything happened ever?

Oh right no James just like hexed him for no reason and then I guess there were tears or something I dunno.

[polyglotplatypus]

Remember when Dobby did more than almost kill Harry during 2nd year and then proceeded to help him and Winky during the next 5 years so that his death actually meant something?

nope surely that never happened

[ass-seen-on-tv]

Remember when Dumbledore said it calmly

[digenovanicolo]

We always end up here

[star-spangled-jackass]

every time

[hulk3nhogan]

[20daysofjune]

This is so surreal it looks fake almost

[gotham-pretty-deactivated201705]

I wonder if it keeps old white men up at night that the world is run by two black women

[oodlyenough]

today it occurred to me that when ginny weasley broke into the headmaster’s office to try and steal the sword of gryffindor she did so without either the invisibility cloak or the marauder’s map

inspirational tbh

[pottergifs]

[hell-in-a-birkin-handbag]

I like to think that this is when Ron decided not to ever worry about exams again.

#ronald weasley #why did you not complete your transfiguration homework? #well really professor #think about this #i could have been killed by voldemort last night #wingardium levYOLOsa

[lostseoul]

seriously though the Harry Potter universe is so beautiful because it is probably the only fictional world where I care with all my heart and soul for so many characters that aren’t just the protagonist and his or her sidekick like I can think of 20 characters off the bat that I would fight u over just to defend their honour

[nilabs]

[holymotherofrowling-deactivated]

harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon

[x-wing-flyboy]

he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams

[steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime]

Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.

[snailpainter]

Just like my parents

JUST LIKE MY PARENTS

[siriusblacc]

do u think harry bought a miniature broom for teddy’s first birthday just like sirius did for him

do u think there just as many baby photos of teddy lupin in the potter house as there are of james, albus and lily 

do u think harry potter was the best godfather to ever godfather 

[owlswagg]

dad: are you okay

me: buckbeak got a trial but sirius black didn't

dad:

me: I think about this a lot

[2600andcounting]

So what if one day Teddy gets really mad at George and he wants to mock what George said so he morphs into an exact copy of George to make fun of him and doesn’t understand why George starts to cry

[puppyvegeta-deactivated20190313]

Are u KIDDING ME

[alrightmalfoy]

FUCK

[labyrinthing-deactivated2017011]

[unrefinedtales]

I regret to present the continuation of the iPotter series, for your dismay and discouragement

[millionsmillions]

In the 16th century, it was understood that a woman could share the same soul with her best friend, but rarely, if ever, with her husband.

The Social Sex: A History of Female Friendship reviewed for the New York Times  (via thatkindofwoman)

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

Decided to give FoxType’s politeness tool a spin.

[werewolfstarjuggler-deactivated]