papasuke save me

Yan, 28 | follows from falsetochild | 18+ MDNI | Sometimes I draw @cachitodezorro🍥

[ssuzumi]

Sketch by Kishimoto’s Assistants

Kawahara Takemi

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

[mu-3058]

Baila Tobi, baila

[karasuitachi]

Spider-Sasuke

[shanuraru]

my muse

[dismoondart]

[partycemetery]

[bl00dalchemist]

The other day i was talking to @oh-no-its-bird about a modern au where akatsuki is just in jail and it was so funny i had to draw this.

Bonus of Suigetsu being a real one

[bl00dalchemist]

#naruto#naruto shippuden#uchiha itachi#uchiha sasuke#hoozuki suigetsu#honestly. itachi deserves this#presumably the duos are all cellmates in this au#obviously nagato and konan are terrorists and kakuzu is in for tax evasion and/or being a loan shark. maybe other money crimes too#most people assume kisame has an assault or murder charge but he's actually in there for high treason#or he would be if that was still a thing in japan but since it isn't he's officially in there for insurrection instead#that said he DOES have a body count. that's just not what he's in for. the world is truly built on lies....#deidara got sent to juvie for a bomb threat. and then made a bomb in juvie and got sent to big boy prison bc he was almost 18 anyway#sasori did the exact same thing as in canon only without the magic stuff. he made people puppets#they caught him bc he tried making himself into a puppet and. well. hospital#no one is entirely sure what ''tobi'' is in for. or who he actually is. or why they let him wear a mask all the time#only kisame knows that tobi has never been sentenced for anything; he's running his criminal empire from the prison bc he thinks it's funny#he gets away with it bc the guards all think he's the ghost of the executed criminal whose grave the prison was built on#(it's madara) (unclear whether or not he's actually dead) (he definitely was buried down there tho!)#white zetsu and black zetsu are two separate people with the same name. they aren't related but everyone assumes they are#black zetsu is in for corporate espionage. white zetsu was eating people#hidan is. basically the same tbh? he's on death row. they've tried to execute him twice but both times he survived#he once od'd to prove he was immortal and. well he's still kicking? so who knows#orochimaru was in there and then he just kinda left? now he's oto high school's chemistry teacher. unclear how this happened#oh uh konan is in a men's prison bc of transphobia i guess...? yahiko was in juvie with her and nagato but he got in a fight and died#naruto is still trying to get sasuke to change his mind about oto bc uhhhhh sports rivalry#but sasuke doesn't care about sports and oto offered him a scholarship. which he also doesn't care about#he picked oto bc it's in a shitty neighborhood and he wanted to give itachi a heart attack#it IS a good school tho. like if you survive going there you'll get a solid education. lifelong mental scars but sasuke already had those#anyway for itachi - he and shisui had a ''let's kill our family (not sasuke) and then ourselves'' plan but only shisui pulled off part two#and it turns out premeditated mass murder is enough to get you tried as an adult!

tags by @evilkitten3

SHUT UP BC THATS EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE DISCUSSING AND THE CRIMES ARE THE SAME LMAO

[lordcryraven]

[narutwitter]

[herius-is-drawing]

So yesterday I saw an edit about Narusasu and GUYS IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS since I heard about them omg in 2010 I was obsessed!!! I miss them so here we are with little drawing ehehe

[slayninjaslayyy]

yeah oro was probably not the cutest baby.........

[tabrisses]

og kakashi truly had one of the craziest face cards of all time like this will be talked about for generations to come

[boxdraws07]

my toxic trait is that i've never watched a single episode of this anime and my only knowledge of it comes exclusively from wiki and ao3 fanfiction<3 everyone say thank you ao3 we love you ao3

anyways it's itachi if u haven't noticed somehow

speedpaint

no reference! but lowkey i was inspired by that one ai *GAGS* trend of the girl with her eye covered by a cat? like a year ago or something. the concept was fire kinda a shame it was also ai

[rimonoroni2]

okay wait that scene in the chuunin exams when kankuro replaces himself with a puppet and then lets his neck get snapped in a chokehold so everyone thinks he's just fucking died in front of them is great. but what's even greater is gaara turning to temari and going "what's the big deal?" right after which would suggest that kankuro just fucking. lets puppet replicas of himself get killed on a regular basis to the degree that his extremely out of touch insane younger brother thinks it's normal.

i'm imagining gaara sitting at the breakfast table eating like ninja oatmeal or whatever with temari and a puppet version of kankuro walks in, slips, falls, and cracks his skull open in front of them. and temari's like omg you are so fucking annoying that was funny the first 100 times you dork. and kankuro comes in through his perch by the window or whatever and is like no look i got the blood really realistic this time isn't it awesome. and gaara just sighs tiredly. probably the top ten most normal things about the sand siblings tbh

[waruemi]

drawing sai every day for a year - days 111-112: spring and summer 🌷☀️

[oliveenjoyerdoesfanart]

U can do it!!