“Why didn’t Light pressure politicians?? Why did he murder people already in jail?? His plans didn’t make any sense!!” Actually, everything Light did made perfect sense when you remember that his dad was literally the biggest cop
A poor little meow meow, by definition, must have three traits: soppingly wetly pathetic, squishy scrungly cute (or a similar attribute), and morally ambiguous. YOU will be voting for characters to win the title of
Poorest Wettest Saddest Littlest Meow Meow!
Character nominations were limited to one character per fandom and were crowdsourced.* Match-ups were made on a seeded basis according to character popularity, in the hopes of preventing a popularity contest from happening. Remember, it doesn't matter if they're your blorbo, we're trying to find the SADDEST and MOST ATROCIOUS little meow meow. Please evaluate how well they fill the attributes of a PLMM when you vote!
*If your poorest little meow meow didn't make the cut, sorry! Maybe we'll hold another round.
Polls will be held daily at noon EST. Here's the bracket. It's not fancy; nothing about this will be fancy. (These polls are just as pathetic as the characters they represent.)
All posts will be tagged #tumblr's plmm contest
Check below for a list of all poll posts:
Round One (Feb 3 noon EST)
Loki Laufeyson (Marvel) vs. Jiang Cheng (The Untamed)
Prince Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. L (Death Note)
Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs. Father Paul (Midnight Mass)
Vriska Serket (Homestuck) vs. Kaeya Alberich (Genshin Impact)
Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) vs. Joel Miller (The Last of Us)
Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) vs. Harrowhark Nonagesimus (The Locked Tomb)
Derek Hale (Teen Wolf) vs. Kendall Roy (Succession)
Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) vs. Lestat de Lioncourt (Interview with the Vampire)
Dream of the Endless (The Sandman) vs. Emet Selch (Final Fantasy XV)
Howl Jenkins (Howl's Moving Castle) vs. Daemon Targaryen (House of the Dragon)
Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2) vs. Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium)
Bruce Wayne aka RBattz (The Batman) vs. Villanelle (Killing Eve)
Will Graham (Hannibal) vs. Seong Gi-hun (Squid Game)
Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs. Catra (She-Ra)
Yennefer of Vengerberg (The Witcher) vs. Faith Lehane (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Castiel (Supernatural) vs. Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows)
Round Two (February 4 noon EST)
TBD
Round Three (February 5 noon EST)
TBD
Round Four (February 6 noon EST)
TBD
Final Round (February 7 noon EST)
TBD
The winner will be crowned on February 8. May the most sopping wet paper towel of a person win!
The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.
I love pathetic men. Like oh he’s so sad and wet eyed and gross. He’s my mostest specialist boy in the world. He’s gonna put his head in my lap and cry. I’m gonna fuck him and make him breakfast
in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.
bruce hitting alfred w “you’re not my dad” immediately after turning down his Nirvana playlist while residual eye makeup runs down his face within the first twenty minutes of the film. at last. an adaptation that truly Gets Him
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