Drinking from the chalice that makes you EVIL

she/it ★ transfem ★ a filthy homestuck ★ I meow every passing day makes me regret my digital footprint more and more.

[owppy]

hi this is my intro post I will work on it later :3

[thetyrannytranny]

Fixed your post

Hi my name is June and I am the coolest girl ever even though I like homestuck. I play the piano and also I’m really cute. You can also call me Cat or Sage.

I am a transfem puppygirl, and I also am a cat, but I’m not a catgirl, and it’s important you know that. and I am currently something’s with the pigeon @thetyrannytranny

My moots are: [im too scared to tag your moots]

Also you should give me pets and love because I deserve it a lot

[owppy]

hey check out this intro post I wrote with my own two paws

[thetyrannytranny]

Gf tmrw

[thetyrannytranny]

Gf tmrw

[thetyrannytranny]

Gf tmrw

[thetyrannytranny]

Gf tmrw

[thetyrannytranny]

I’m so fucking sexy and I believe that. It starts with making ironic jokes about how you’re the sexiest ever and then unlimited power

[thetyrannytranny]

I’m being so genuine, like whenever someone says something like “god I need a girlfriend” you jokingly say something like “wow you want me so badddd” and then you’ll soon learn that people do want you and you’re loved and you can love yourself

[thetyrannytranny]

I am sexy and veryyy aware of that. Like I’m hot. And if you don’t think so? Sucks for you ig

Not to post face on tumblr but proof of sexy below

I would fuck her

I’m so fucking sexy and then I’m still nowhere near how sexy my gf is :D her beauty is so tremendous

[owppy]

you can't spell jove without three of the letters in love. you also can't spell dove without three of the letters in love. this means Something, probably

[owppy]

hi owpy i like your new name it is charming

hehe thanks I was very happy that it hadn't been taken, the simplicity delights me

[owppy]

did you know you’re super duper cool and also kinda scary because how cool you are

Ɛ:

uhhhh uhhhhh *explodes*

awww thank you :333 you're literally so cool twin I was scared to talk to you before. I am flattereHOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST EXPLODE?? ARE YOU OKAY

*sweeps your dust into a pile and pours you in a box for safekeeping*

[owppy]

“She/it”

Just admit you’re a boat

hhah that's an. odd thing to say. why would I ever be a boat,, I'm the mast I mean most human person who has every personed. go take your accusations elsewhere. I'm tired of this ship. I mean shit.

[thetyrannytranny]

Somebody said John, and I. I though of John Egbert before I thought of John my father, the man I see almost everyday since I was born and have called by his name since I was 10. And I thought of the fucking homestuck character before I thought of him

[owppy]

it only gets worse from here

[thetyrannytranny]

Trying to find the right chord progression for the modulation and it honestly feels like it’d be better if I just slammed the keyboard and hope the listener forgets the original key

[thetyrannytranny]

Jove

[owppy]

ooh you want to be a menace to convention centers, don't you. you want to bathe yourself in 30% sharpie 70% alcohol solution. you want to get skin cancer like the good little homestuck you are~

[thetyrannytranny]

Could we try a new type of roleplay please? 3:

[owppy]

ooh you want to be a menace to convention centers, don't you. you want to bathe yourself in 30% sharpie 70% alcohol solution. you want to get skin cancer like the good little homestuck you are~

[thetyrannytranny]

Shoulders are a type of pillow.