where are my lesbians?

29, she/her

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[argillaforma]

au where shane doesn’t like casual hookups because he knows he needs a lot of aftercare and he doesn’t think he can ask a stranger to do that because he might be Too Much™️ but rose forces him to go out with her and he meets ilya at a bar and they end up going back to shane’s place to have sex and afterwards ilya can tell there’s something that’s bothering shane and ilya is afraid that he hurt him or that shane regrets it but shane ends up telling ilya that it’s because his brain does this annoying thing after sex sometimes and the only thing that really helps is being physically close to someone like lay on top of me and crush me close and he’s like thanks for having sex with me i understand if you have to go and ilya’s heart breaks a little for this guy he just met with these beautiful bambi eyes so he’s like lay down i will lay on top of you and crush you for as long as you want

[misha-mittens]

Idk something something Ilya is Very Sexually Active TM and at least VAGUELY knows about BDSM, enough to know what a Drop is after a Good Scene TM.

He's immediately aware of what this Silly Autistic Boy has been struggling with. For forever. "No, no I will not leave! I will stay and lay on you and crush you until you feel secure again! Of course! Of COURSE I will stay!"

Quietly, a few Inevitable Repeated "Casual" Hookups later, Ilya laying on Shanes chest to keep the Drop away:

"You will tell me the names of all the people who left you like this. I will have them dealt with. I am Russian Hockey Player, I can do this. I will sick Marley on them - he is like bad dog with new toy, will tear them to shreds with his bare teeth."

[k-pepp]

Ilya started it, but Shane finished it

[heatonice]

When Shane gets traded to Ottawa, Harris posts a pic of itty bitty toddler Shane in an Ottawa Centaurs jersey that he is absolutely drowning in (it‘s David‘s) cheesing like there is no tomorrow, next to a pic of current Shane in his new Centaurs jersey with the caption: welcome home, Shane.

[sacred-portal]

[nonlynear]

yall want me yet or have you ever wanted me or whats the situation

[korkyofesher]

Ilya is this you

[kaijuerotica]

[shane voice] ok so i'm the pool boy and you're the older property owner who likes to ogle me while sipping lemonade

[ilya voice] with a little umbrella?

[shane voice] of course with a fucking umbrella. anyway

[please-let-me-be-horny-for-real]

What's wrong babe? The horrors of reality sinking in again?

[eonblueinmay]

Artist: moreloveforjm_ on Instagram

[mina-logan]

I needed more toxic ragebaiter Ilya in my life

[hothockey]

my beloved bitchy butch, all fleeced up and eye crinkling, telling other hockey players they suUUuuck :))))))

[shanehollandered]

my no stakes hollanov headcanon of the day is that ilya is horribly ticklish while shane isn't ticklish at all. and the second ilya realizes this, that he cannot tickle shane into submission, he looks up at shane who smiles a truly wolfishly at him before he lunges, pins ilya and tickles him in turn until ilya is crying laughing stomach aching squirming and he's agreed to put on sunscreen every day

[halfwayto-h3ll]

the headcanon that really keeps me up at night is that ilya was a vine star, and subsequently had to deal with the shutdown of vine during 2016 rosegate

[riverlarking]

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

[sacred-portal]

[queerturnofphrase]

Olympians + faceless