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𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘉𝘬𝘥𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵, 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥. 𝘕𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵? 𝘐 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘬𝘥𝘬

[oyasumi47]

Izuku: of course Kacchan is a bad boy!

Izuku: he started going to bed at 8:33 now!!

Katsuki: That’s not fucking true!!

Katsuki: It’s 8:35 now, get it right

[oyasumi47]

Katsuki: Did it hurt-

Izuku: Are you gonna say ‘did it hurt when I fell from heaven?’ Very original Kacchan

Katsuki: No I was gonna say did it hurt when you fell from the top of the stairs today

Izuku: ...

Katsuki: it looked like a pretty bad fall -

[oyasumi47]

Izuku: FIVE MONTHS KACCHAN!!!

Kirishima: dude what’s going on? Should I be concerned??

Izuku: FIVE WHOLE MONTHS!!!

Katsuki: Deku it’s not that big of a de-

Izuku: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FIVE MONTHS KACCHAN!!!

Kirishima: I-

[hguuy123]

[simpconnoisseur]

THIS IS SO FUNNYVJBBVHNBF?????

[oyasumi47]

Izuku: I wasn’t that drunk

Katsuki:

Katsuki: you tried to color my face with a highlighter because I’m important

Izuku, tearing up: But you are-

[just-incorrect-bnha]

[oyasumi47]

Yes !!

Happy birthday Bakugo 🥺👏❤️

[oyasumi47]

Izuku: Wow!! Kacchan your shoe size is huge!!

Izuku: It’s like Five times the size of mine!

Katsuki: well you know what they say

Katsuki: Big feet equals big meat

Izuku: I-

Izuku: Wait does that mean my di-

[incorrect-mha-bnha]

Bakugou: [Standing in the living room at 3 A.M. on the phone] *Whispers* Yeah, I’m married. Does it matter?...

Izuku: *Slowly walking down the stairs*

Bakugou: ...You’d do that for me?... Really...? Yeah, I’d like that—.

Izuku: *Turns a lamp on* Who are you talking to?

Bakugou: *Glances back with a frown* Its Jake, from State Farm. *Goes back to talking on the phone* Yeah... I—.

Izuku: *Walks over and snatches the phone* Jake from State Farm at three in the morning— Who is this!?

[oyasumi47]

Katsuki: There’s twenty letters in the alphabet, right?

Izuku: No there’s twenty six?

Katsuki: Oh yeah

Katsuki: must’ve forgotten ‘u r a q t’

Izuku: stop you’re making me blush!

Izuku: Wait...Kacchan that’s only five?

Katsuki: You’ll get the d later

Izuku: I-

[oyasumi47]

Izuku: Todoroki, could you pass me my top? It’s in my room I think

Todoroki: Ok

Katsuki: What the fuck?! Put me down!!!

Todoroki: He was in the Kitchen

Izuku: T-Todoroki!!

[oyasumi47]

Thank you guys for 683 followers!! I’ll keep working hard for everyone who decided to follow me here

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

— Oyasumi

[oyasumi47]

Dentist Bakugo: Open wide

Izuku: :)

Dentist Bakugo: Not your arms damnit

Izuku: :(

[oyasumi47]

Todoroki: So I heard you and Midoriya started dating

Katsuki: What the hell? No

Todoroki:

Todoroki: Bakugo, what do you get when you remove the y from baby and replace it with an e?

Katsuki: Babe?

Izuku: Yes Kacchan?

Todoroki:

Todoroki: Lie to my face again-

[oyasumi47]

Izuku: Kacchan can you help with the zipper to my hero costume?

Katsuki: Yeah whatever

Izuku:

Izuku: No Kacchan up -

Katsuki: Damn it

[oyasumi47]

Katsuki: Deku is so annoying

Monoma: Tell me about it

Katsuki:

Katsuki: You listen here you little shit-

[oyasumi47]

Izuku: Dashing through the snow

Katsuki: failed my test today

Izuku: Don’t know where to gooo

Katsuki: With my life today

Izuku: JINGLE BELLS

Katsuki: TAKIN’ L’S

Izuku: HiT mE wItH a SleIgh

Katsuki: I’M SO DONE

Izuku: this isn’t FUN

Katsuki: THERE GOES MY GPA-

[oyasumi47]

Katsuki: What should I say? I’ve never really been to a funeral before

Izuku: Just say sorry for your lost then move on

Katsuki: Ok

Katsuki, At the funeral: I’m sorry for your lost, move on