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[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[give-grian-rights]

happy holiday to those who celebrate

[fizziigoth]

First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Nah one straw is no problem bro. I'm the strongest camel ever, I'm carrying like TEN THOUSAND straw right now. If I can handle ten thousand straw then what's one straw gonna do? Stands to reason. Just chuck it on bro, it'll be fine.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

By Talos this can't be happening

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#posts with 10k. to me

Bold thing to say on a one minute old post

[ebonyheartnet]

At 9 hours and 2,444 notes currently, we are at 24.4% of our goal. If we want to reach our goal by the end of today, we need to get a move on.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why is this website like this

[sovietnam]

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[notaplaceofhonour]

okay okay I know the point of this is “White people need to put as much effort into learning how to pronounce Black people’s names as they do foreign European names” and 100% I totally agree, absolutely good point

but this tweet becomes hilarious in the context of this clip:

anyways, absolutely put effort into learning how people pronounce their names. just don’t feel bad if it takes you some time to get it right 😅

(also in case you didn’t watch the video it’s “N-SHOO-tee” not “SHOO-tee”)

[sweatymasc-deactivated20260101]

anyway happy pride to trans people who CAN'T "just book the hrt appointment and transition" for any reason. money or fear or family or work or laws or medical contraindications or just plain not feeling ready yet. you're not less trans for it, you don't deserve to feel ashamed, it's never gonna be "too late", you can take as long as you need to figure it out. happy pride 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[sweatymasc-deactivated20260101]

AND happy pride to trans people who aren't and never plan to go on hrt, or trans people who were on hrt but stopped for any reason. you're not less trans than people who are/want to go on hormones! you belong 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[fakevariety]

[stuckinapril]

[batsandboba]

just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this

[batsandboba]

bad news

[batsandboba]

just put laundry in the dryer. there better not be unfolded laundry after this

[batsandboba]

what the hell..

[batsandboba]

putting some clothes on. there better not be any dirty laundry after this

[batsandboba]

you guys are not gonna believe this

[waspcup]

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

[working-on-my-backwards-walk-de]

[isleofthings-deactivated2025042]

An excellent addition hiding in the tags

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

[dechart]

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

[t-i-g-g-s]

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[sevenrelics]

Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

[sevenrelics]

nothing i ever post will ever be as funny at this and i’m fucking pissed

[travelsafely]

having an experience

[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.