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marshall, 18. homoerotic loser.

[ozenmars]

hi i nearly died how is everyone 2nite

[finalfantasyvii]

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

its suck my motherfucking dick sunday

[male2faggot]

She took the bong in the divorce 😔

[male2faggot]

[paranormalthread]

[sunshineofyourlove1967]

[mclennonyaoi]

Oh the Muscles in my arm have started to pulse uncontrollsbly. i think that means i need to do more drugs.

[demilypyro]

*enters your house in the dead of night and steals all of your ceramic tigers*

[silver-tongues-blog]

jokes on you i dont have any ceramic tigers

[silver-tongues-blog]

wait a minute...

[firefox-official]

i get really bored in museums but you have to admit there’s something incredibly homosexual about looking at the same painting as the stranger next to you

[firefox-official]

the two of us, silently staring at a bowl of plums? that’s homoerotic right there

[ozenmars]

this is extremely late but happy birthday katzchen. - ricke.

thank you.

[ozenmars]

i miss you.

don’t.

[ozenmars]

wait so are you german or gay? which one is it?

anon, i want you to know that this is the funniest fucking ask i have ever received.

[ozenmars]

i ask my friends if they want to crack open a cold one. we look at each other expressionless. i lead them to the freezer. the skulls are inside the ziploc bags. i ask michael to get the axe. i take it outside and put it on the floor. with the force of ten thousand men i bare down on the skull cracking it clean in two, bone splintering. the boys stare at my work and clap in unison. the axe falls from my hands and clatters down onto the concrete. “ya’ll wanna watch fast and furious?”

[geniusoflove]

this morning when i was on register this guy gave me cash n it was all wet n he said sorry i fell in a lake

[annieclarq-deactivated20160724]

the old man lana is singing about in all her songs is bernie sanders

[shezasag]

I gotta delete my blog for good

[butchniqabi]

men are so annoying, “women belong at home in the kitchen blah blah” and YOU belong in the workshop making me a fuckin table! why arent you forging steel or working metal? go out to the fields jebediah! the wheat needs to be reaped!

[ozenmars]

ok fuck this i’ve had a b + w theme for like eighty years a bitch needs some variety 

[blowingmynose-deactivated201605]