[reallyreallyreallytrying]

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

[notvoid]

[gsirvitor]

[niceinchnails]

What if I Could Tell You You Can Make A Triangle With Your Hands In An Easy Way

Dont believe me?

Look deeper

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[sexhaver]

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

[powerburial]

they do this over in philly

[melancholic-pigeon]

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

[were--ralph]

I won $250 on the lottery one number away from 50k let's get it ladies

[were--ralph]

reblog and good luck will come to you but only if you're lgbt+

[were--ralph]

hey guys the AC just started working again this is the only real good luck post

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[dogpuppy]

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[pisces-core]

[packs-pngs]

[peachrunes]

[kimquatz]

the wisened fujoshi knows better that they would never want their ship to become canon. canon can never compete with whatever is going on in the fujoshi's mindscape

[ireneakihabara-deactivated20250]

im saying this everyday

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[sambuchito]

[serenaci]

My new comic "J0Y" is now available for the Shortbox Comics Fair: Mari builds a droid to cook and clean, so she can focus on an important deadline.