I LOVE MY WIFE!!

🌻🌱💞💖💕💖💕👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾💕💖💕💖💞🌱🌻 🌾🍄🌽🥚🌽🥚🐔🐔🐔🐔🌽🥚🌽🥚🍄🌾 26 // (he/him) // Matthew 22:36-40 // 1John 4:20

[ozomatli-9]

[god-breast-america]

We found the original clip this is revolutionary

[charitydingle]

Airplane! 1980, dir. David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker

[capricioustaco]

[ozomatli-9]

Bidens cool af for pardoning his son

[ozomatli-9]

My chinese friend Chong DeLong

[coughloop]

Jimmy Fallon should be getting his ass beat live on air five nights a week 400 nights a year

[edsepulchre]

Lights of Iran, 2017

website / Instagram

[myrfing]

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[schistcity]

[cuntwarehouse]

this felt like some kind of modern poem. so,

[misheancolchester]

Happy Gazpacho Soup Day!

[anarchocuntboogaloo]

Gazpacho Soup Day was famously unhappy 😩

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

[chum-personable]

[3000s]

wait a minute..... these arent my memories

[3000s]

ughh. why does my head hurt

[pookapufferfish]

[ozomatli-9]

I don't know nor care much about Gaetz, but he totes fumbled this bag.

[ozomatli-9]

The sad realization that civilian workers are just as gay as military niggas. 😔

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