Jayson's Main Blog

Smol bean boi. i make comics and art. don't post them a lot because of low goals for my self. i have 99 problems and crippling anxiety is 98 of them. Transgender (he\him) Follow my art blog! http://jayson-dreamer.tumblr.com i may be 5'3 but i can still take out your knees.

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lets take ibuprofen together

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i printed it out and nailed it to a tree

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Instagram

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Be able to talk to the three people I eat lunch with

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Have a life?

[beardburnsupersoldiers]

I’d feel so much more confident about being social, taking chances, and do much better with change.

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this internship would not be as hard as it is

[t4ctic4lc4ctus]

Forget about nursing school and start chasing veterinary school instead.

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Actually care about my OCs and not worried about how others view them

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Go camping

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Move in with my bf

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Share my weird interests with my friends

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speaking up for myself

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Tell my mom off :/

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Ask for things I want/need

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go shopping

[satanslittlehelp]

Be able to have a conversation with my father. Order food. Ask for things without crying or feeling like im a burdon. Yeah. No anxiety would be a dream come true for alot of us..

[valmoxium]

[tyrannic-prince]

Visit Original Link

Edit: I reuploaded the audio so hopefully it works now!

Transcript: “It’s alright, don’t be afraid …”

I think that this is my favourite ever William quote, and it’s not even from the games. Unless it’s cut dialogue that PJ just keeps remembering. For those interested, it’s from a Brazilian FNaF livestream that he, Andy Field and Heather Masters were on. It’s so chilling!

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im so glad i graduated

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this is a fucking masterpiece

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Small little wip ive been working on

/wallices character comes from @staticunderglass. And not me. Their art is amazing. Please go check them out.

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Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

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the time is now

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hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

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cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

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i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

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of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

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I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

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Me every time this post crosses my dash:

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My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

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Plate. 

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I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

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Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

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How you gonna do us like that bruh???

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ITS BACK

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M U S H R O O M

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en garde

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This fucking site…

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Best site ever you mean

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yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

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so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

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I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

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Just sharing this helplful advice of what you definitely (WINK) should not (WINK WINK) do (WINK WINK WINK)

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I hate this so much reposting to warn others not to do this.

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pfft-

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tag yourself which generation of iconic wlw songs are you

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where's tegan & sara

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JENNNYYYY

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Trans Pride Stained Glass Bat Suncatcher from RivenBarrowGlass

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Visit Original Link

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Thank you! I hate it!

[vsemily]

How wack is it there's some 12 y/o right now who thinks you're the coolest thing ever? That some child admires you very much? That you're some kid's favorite artist?

would make me cry happy tears honestly.

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@vsemily . dude. Im such a huge fan. I may not be 12 but im still very young. I inspire to be good as you one day. Ive followed you for a couple years now and I can see with eatch post, you improve on your art. And you work hard at it. Even after everything youve been through. I am a big fan! And I wish I could support you in any way i can.

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BRING INVADER ZIM TO NETFLIX

HEYYYOOOOOOO. so I made a petition and I’m linking it here. The goal is to bring old Invader Zim episodes to Netflix and perhaps get some new ones produced. I will probably be reblogging this several times over the course of the week so be aware of that.

http://chng.it/B2ZPmZjhdS

Please sign and dont forget to re-blog, re-post or whatever you wish. Lets get this bread!!!!!!

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I shall join this noble cause

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I have like two complete different sets of the full series of Dvds but STILL, THIS!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

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The w h o l e series is on h u l u people. All 3 seasons

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E C H O

Ah Vincent my Vincent. Truely an angel. Nothing like his garbage rat dad

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Today is the day. TODAY IS THE SPOOKIEST DAY OF THE YEAR!

TODAY IS THE FRICKEN FRACKEN DAY AND I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE SAD ON THIS GLORIOUS DAY!!!!

[satanslittlehelp]

Im sad bro.

[vsemily]

So wait.. William just up and left his kids? No note? No dramatic exit. It was just one night was was there, and then he wasn't? Man, William is truly the worst. Ben and Chris, I would die for you two

When Jenny died, the game changed. He knew his plans went too far, and knew he would get caught soon after. It was easier (for him) to just leave and not say bye. Covers his tracks easier. 

Needless to say, it worked.

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HIW DO YOU ANIMATE THAT GOOD, AIBDJFBFJF AND ITS A SKETCH AJHDJFHF

First off! 1- I LOVE AND APPRECIATE YOU YOU’RE SO KIND, 2- I HAVE NEVER TAKEN A SINGLE ANIMATION COURSE, IM TOTALLY SELF TAUGHT WHO JUST STUDIES HOW OTHER PEOPLE ANIMATE SO LIKE- IM NO EXPERT ON THIS MATTER I BARELY ANIMATE

AND IM GONNA LET YOU IN ON THE BIGGEST, EASIEST SECRET FOR EASY “MOVEMENT”

STRETCHING AND SQUISHING

THESE ARE FRAME BY FRAME FROM THE THING I DID- AND LEGIT ALL I DID WAS EITHER STRETCH HIM OR SQUISH HIM UNTIL HE GOT BACK TO WHERE HIS HEIGHT WAS AT FIRST(plus moving the arm, making him blink, and making him smile), BUT LIKE… YEAH ITS THAT SIMPLE

EVEN HIS CHUCKLE, IT WAS LEGIT JUST THESE 2 FRAMES REPEATED A FEW TIMES WHERE HIS HEAD CAME DOWN A LITTLE AND HIS TORSO CAME UP A LITTLE

SQUISH AND STRETCH, ANON, I CANNOT STRESS HOW EASY AND CHEAP IT IS TO GIVE UR CHARA MOVEMENT

also for whatever reason i always make my charas blink on the squish… i dunno if thats The Smart Move or not but… XD