white-cishet-snail

Sharkin 24/7 unless

[sexy-people-contests]

Who's Sexier? Gollum or Palpatine

Gollum (Package Deal with Smeagol)

Darth Sidious Palpatine

Voting ended onJul 2

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[maidthings]

happy winter solstice

[maidthings]

Southern Hemisphere - Wikipedia

[marsipain]

The duality of a cross-planetary friendship .

[sharkgirldick]

Elf game reviewer: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ At 168 hours of play time, this is a quick and light game for someone who doesn't want to get bogged down by longer titles. Graphics are a bit wanting, but the overall expirence mostly makes up for it.

Dwarf game reviewer: ⭐⭐⭐ Good exploration mechanics, combat is smooth and gorey, crafting system feels like it was made by a dipshit who never made anything with their bare hands in their entire life. Get this on sale.

Goblin game reviewer: ⭐ Loot does NOT sparkle and shine as good a previous titles. FIX IMMEDIATELY OR DON'T SELL THIS TRASH.

Succubus game reviewer: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Your average cozy farming game with the perfect QOL features. The definitive title in the genre, if I'm being honest.

[sharkgirldick]

Elf speedrun streamer: (Chat comment: Why don't you do glitches?) Glitchless runs are just less interesting to me. Plus they only shave off about 6 hours, which is such a small time save over glitchless.

Dwarf survival sandbox streamer: Okay, so after we get the aqueduct system done, which will take about six hours to mine the materials, two hours to craft, and three hours to get into place, we can move on the the sewers...

Goblin FPS streamer: ... ... GRENADE!!!! ... ... ... ... FLASHBANG!!!!! ... ... ... ... Behind. Behind behIND BEHIND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Succubus farmsim streamer: (Chart comment: When does the lewd stuff happen?) Look, dickhead, go watch a mukbang channel if you want to watch someone eating. I'm trying to optimize egg collection.

[normal-horoscopes]

Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive UI possible. A single turn based battle can take hours. Every character has an ennui stat.

Dwarf video games: Basebuilding strategy FPSs that has a whole wiki page on the flexile vs tensile strengths of different building materials. Dwarven rhythm games have minigames where you have to manage supply lines. Mortals cannot comprehend dwarven grand strategy games.

Halfling video games: What appears on the surface to be a viscerally calming farming sim is actually an extraordinarily complex social combat game about cutthroat HOA politics.

Goblin video games: Wildly unbalanced collectathon gatchas where half the fun is finding new hilariously broken strategies. Zany uberviolent team shooters about bugs. MOBAs so bad it's almost art.

Orc video games: Addictive in-browser flash games with names like "Beast Crush 4" and "Borag Meat Game." The art is always kinda bad but in a charming way. The music always slaps.

[dailymtgflavortext]

"Yes, she is blocking the path. Are you volunteering to move her?" -Tam, to Kirol

-Slumbering Trudge

[white-cishet-snail]

Wotc discount sleepy boi

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Whats your favorite kind of pie?

Apple

Strawberry Rhubarb

Pecan

Blueberry

Cherry

Lemon meringue

Key lime

Coconut cream

Sugar cream pie(shoutout to my fellow hoosiers)

I like savory pies.

I dont like pie(WTF is wrong with you?)

other

Voting ended onJun 15

[gearboxpraexology]

My brother in Christ how did you leave "chocolate" off the list.

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

I dont like chocolate pie

[white-cishet-snail]

Other: pumpkin

[warcrimesimulator]

SIX FUCKING SEVENNNNN

[white-cishet-snail]

[flork-of-cows-official]

Did you know Snoozy is illiterate?? /s

[white-cishet-snail]

Sounds like somebody i knew when I was younger, dude didn't get into the public school system until mid high school and had some serious literacy issues through the years I knew him.

[cavegirlpoems]

early magic card: Dawn Hawk late-stage magic card: Hubert Farnsworth, Brilliant Inventor (tm)

early yugioh card: Cabbage Warrior late-stage yugioh card: Twilight Memnosinner Exhuvia

early pokemon card: Diglet late-stage pokemon card: Diglet ZZZ+

[white-cishet-snail]

Me after showing this post to my roommate (with intent of dealing psychic damage)

"I don't give a fuck about Diglet ZZZ, I just want Gardevoir XXX"

[mr-deep-downer]

what game to stream for a woman who is not a gamer

[white-cishet-snail]

Eve online, just spend a couple hours managing spreadsheets. If she doesnt hang up on you then the love is real

[animusbell]

celestia is such a funny character like she's constantly manipulating twilight and friends to do shit instead of just asking and you could arguably frame that as being bc she's a "god" and pushing fate to her design or whatever, except that she engages with the group like a normal and relatable person, which makes it more like villainous machinations, except 90% of this manipulation goes towards things like "I don't want my party to be boring shit again. put my little country girl blorbos in there with zero prep so they fuck it up bad"

[animusbell]

you think you've fucked anything up around princess celestia and she's like heh. no worries. all according to keikaku

[jukashi]

Celestia instantly makes more sense as a character when you ignore the princess stuff and remember that she's a 1000+ years old wizard. Of course she does manipulative trickster stuff to teach moral lessons and/or cause chaos to amuse herself, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course sometimes she's actually socially awkward and bad at personal relationships and has bad ideas that she thought were good that result in her eating shit embarrassing style, that's classic wizard behavior. Of course she lets the aristocrats and nobles run around being assholes she's still running on wizard advisor programming, she's basically trying to merlin the entire upper class of equestria instead of just a king and some knights. "Yeah uuhhh we'll release the incarnation of chaos himself from his ancient prison because we think this shy girl can be friends with him", terrible plan if you're thinking like a ruler, amazing plan if you're thinking like a wizard. Just look at Canterlot 'Castle' for five seconds and ask yourself if that's in any way a castle. No. Wizard tower, yes. Wizard.

[animusbell]

You are so right actually

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[white-cishet-snail]

Love my pathfinder 2e group. They started out as pretty normal dungeon crawlers, but as soon as they were called in to help break a goblin siege on a small town they morphed into war criminals

2 entire companies worth of goblins (including civilians)killed via improved explosives and ambush tactics.

Actual thing i said to the ranger "you don't really have time for mercy killing. The combat capable goblins have 6hp. The civilians are going down to persistent fire damage in 2 turns tops"

[ow-my-skin]

Freud proposed the idea that the psyche was divided into 3 unique components: the Ed, the Edd, and the Eddy.

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[stumblngrumbl]

i don't remember that scene in the book??